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    I saw one of those (stupid) dog shirts at a Target store that made me laugh. It said:

    "I chase tail."

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    oh boy I got a ton of these...

    Ones I have:
    -does your face hurt? Cuz it's killin' me!
    -If I throw a stick will you leave?
    -I have just kidnapped myself, give me $100 or you will never see me again
    -I have socks that say "I have issues", "it's all about me" and "deal with it"
    -I have a blackbelt in crazy

    Favorites that aren't mine:
    -I've gone to find myself, if I get back before I return, be sure to keep me here.
    -Conserve water, take showers together.
    -I may be insane but there's never a dull moment
    -My mommy says I'm special
    -My imaginary friends think you're crazy
    -If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
    -I can only please one person at a time, I PICK ME!
    -I have one nerve left and you're dancing on it!
    -All stressed out and no one to choke
    -my dad has this one that' got a dog holding a remote and a guy holding a biscuit, all it says is "Drop it."
    -Stop reading my shirt!
    -my brother has one that says "Will trade sister for new puppy"
    -Sorry I don't understand stupid
    -I majored in Sarcasm


    there are others but those are the most memorable


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    i own-
    -ski shirt saying: i love them double d's
    -raft shirt: you can go under a rock and die you can flip out and die our stay on the couch fall down and die
    -pic of dog on snow-dont eat the yellow snow!
    -raft shirt- Scars are tattoos but with better stories

    wanted-
    -think its not illegal yet
    -keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt
    -RvB shirt-

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985
    -"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS

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    wink if you're thinking of doing something illegal

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    Can I bone you?

    (picture of a bone in the backround)
    Death comes for all us all... but you first!

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    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    My baloney has a first name... and it's you.

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    Physically attracted to sheep

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    my favorite one to explain to people: shirt: made in ireland

    random people always ask:
    "so you were made?"
    yes i am an IRA robot

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985
    -"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS

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    When I wear this shirt...things Happen.

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    i got my wife a maternity shirt that says "already smarter than bush"
    it gets a lot of compliments and laughs

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    That is fuckin' great.
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    I’ll be your friend forever


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    Saw this on a tshirt at an AC/DC gig in Milton Keynes England.
    Cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

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    I used to have a shirt that said: "You wish you were my boyfriend." I'd wear it clubbing and act super confident... unfortunately only girls would hit on me when I wore it

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    "What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Forty two"

    That would kick ass as a shirt!

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    I saw a shirt the other day that was disgusting. It said, "I don't wipe"... Ewww..

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    Procrastinators Unite!!!.....Tomorrow.

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    as innocent as a Nun doing push ups in a Cucumber field
    “Give me the sense to wonder, to wonder if I'm free."

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    Don't get mad at me for posting this but a quy that I work with wears this tshirt sometimes. It says:

    My cock and I want to buy you a drink!!!

    It has a picture of a chicken and a glass of beer.
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    'Everything I enjoy is Illegal, Immoral or Fattening'

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    "So long and thanks for all the fish"... I don't know if it's been made itno a shirt yet but it needs to be.

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    I hade this shirt made.
    "I would be goth, but I hate conformity"
    shirts I would like to get made.
    "Knowledge is power, power corrupts, be evil, stay in school"
    "anatomically incorrect" (I know it is a rip off of Lady Hitchikers shirt but she is my sis, I am allowed to rip her off)
    "STOP THINKING ABOUT ME!"
    One with with these printed upside down.
    "This side up"
    "I am tired, confused, and have the attention span of a goldfish, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
    and finally one with the word "caffine" printed on every square inch of it.

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    I saw one today. The white cartoon of the guy falling down, with Chuck Norris's face on it. It said: "Chuck does all my stunts."

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    im with you lady i would like to see alot of hitchiker's guide shirts to come out espically:

    "not even an electric sausage"

    "it commited suicide" -have a picture of a space ship

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985
    -"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS

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    Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
    “Give me the sense to wonder, to wonder if I'm free."

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    lost dog, lost sister. Reward for lost dog

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985
    -"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS

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