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    Well spoken, Zone.
    My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.

    The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.

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    Sesame Street didn't kill me!

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    Granted, suicide isn't illegal.
    Actually, I think it still is in some places. But who do you prosecute?

    Edit - Also, I'm sad now that I used my real name as a screen name here, because "Cheeseburger Blowjob" has a nice ring to it.
    You know, you can get a one time name change....



    "People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard


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    WTF?

    How did a satirical piece about political correctness turn into a Firing Line debate about decriminalizing narcotics?

    Forget it, I'm just going to eat some cake and go to bed.

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    Ah, the twists and turns of a message board.



    "People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard


    "You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain

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    All of my posts were still about Sesame Street.
    There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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    Too true.



    "People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard


    "You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain

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    Supposedly coke-dealers are moving their operations up North since the value of the dollar's plummeted. The price of cocaine in Toronto is rock-bottom. Well, the joke's on them! There's no way that the Canadians will ever be able to snort up the amount of narcotics we consume.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruthful View Post
    Supposedly coke-dealers are moving their operations up North since the value of the dollar's plummeted. The price of cocaine in Toronto is rock-bottom. Well, the joke's on them! There's no way that the Canadians will ever be able to snort up the amount of narcotics we consume.

    In T.O. it may suck but all they have to do is move a little farther north where all the rich asshats from miles around would flock to them to fuck up their lives and waste thir money. York Region (my region) has the second highest GPA of any region in Canada. Its 30 minutes north of Toronto.

    I sincerely hope that doesnt happen.

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    On balance, I'd say I agree with Jimmy and Zone on the drug discussion.

    I'm pro-legalization of pot.

    I remember those early episodes of Sesame Street. I loved Oscar the Grouch.
    Thank God there was no Elmo in those days.
    "...that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little." ~ Ray Bradbury

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    Elmo says, "Buy more merchandise!"
    My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.

    The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruthful View Post
    WTF?

    How did a satirical piece about political correctness turn into a Firing Line debate about decriminalizing narcotics?

    Forget it, I'm just going to eat some cake and go to bed.
    It's about perspective. If you read the thread backwards a discussion about hardline drugs would've become one about Sesame Street.

    And is that really a better alternative?

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    [quote=Daghain;66288]

    Edit - Also, I'm sad now that I used my real name as a screen name here, because "Cheeseburger Blowjob" has a nice ring to it.
    You know, you can get a one time name change....
    Let me think about it.

    Uh.... no.

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    I want to say this is the most asinine thing I've ever heard, but sadly, it probably just makes it into the top 10.

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    Hold up, we were allowed to choose screen names that doubled as sex acts?

    Why wasn't I apprised of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruthful View Post
    Hold up, we were allowed to choose screen names that doubled as sex acts?

    Why wasn't I apprised of this?
    I can only presume you've never heard of the "Double-backed Ruthful Mouthfull" sexual position.

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