Wow, just...wow. I always get a good chuckle out of this thread, but that one...wow.Originally Posted by goheat
You have to look at this seller's 'signed' Bazaar of Bad Dreams. Laughable!I contacted him. LOL
Almost seems like fun to bid $2 and hope yuo win the auction. Add in the $5 shipping and for $7 you can leave negative feedback and out the seller.I contacted him. LOL
Oh it's getting better. Now this loser has a secondary EBay ID and is selling more crapola: Look HEREAlmost seems like fun to bid $2 and hope yuo win the auction. Add in the $5 shipping and for $7 you can leave negative feedback and out the seller.I contacted him. LOL
"God punishes us for what we cannot imagine." - Stephen King, Duma Key
I'm going to start buying these. EBay does nothing.
I could buy it, leave negative feedback and then cancel/return the item.
"One day you're going to figure out that everything they taught you was a lie."
I bid $1.05 on the 'Salem's Lot. Hope I win.
i am pretty sure that was my son caleb's writing - looks similar.
Oh my god, that Bazaar of Bad Dreams signature is awesome. I think I could forge a better Stephen King signature with my penis.You have to look at this seller's 'signed' Bazaar of Bad Dreams. Laughable!I contacted him. LOL
The seller has been careful with his listing, as he doesn't specifically claim that it's signed by Stephen King...
"Hi, you are viewing The Bazaar of Bad Dreams SIGNED : Stories by Stephen King (2015, Hardcover) This book is in like new condition, thanks for viewing and good luck bidding."
However it's so bad, I think the seller actually did sign it with his cock....
The-Bazaar-of-Bad-Dreams-SIGNED-Stories-by-Stephen-King-2015-Hardcover
He listed 6 signed books.
I emailed him. Unreal
Don't be a dick...
Some people named Richard go by the name Dick. I keep calling a friend of mine Dick but he doesn't like it.
Spoiler:
"One day you're going to figure out that everything they taught you was a lie."
Reported to FeeBay. They should require seller to specifically state NOT signed by Stephen King or remove "signed" from listing title at a minimum.
It is seriously so bad, I can't even believe how bad.
I attached a pen to my..... never mind, but it was a better forgery in my opinion.
I don't have a prehensile penis and so find it much easier to shove a pen up my MODERATED.
"One day you're going to figure out that everything they taught you was a lie."
I think I'm going to actually attempt this (with a PB or something).
Edit:
I tried but a pen is simply too small to attach. I think I'll try something a bit easier to attach
LOL, bunch of comedians around here... I love it
Auction is up to $15. I'm out.I bid $1.05 on the 'Salem's Lot. Hope I win.
I hope none of our loved ones are bidding on these for us for Christmas.
"One day you're going to figure out that everything they taught you was a lie."
Bazaar is possibly the worst I've ever seen. It should be reported to EBay. Some poor bastard is going to get stitched up.
The bidders must be low information buyers. Even if I had no idea what King's signature looked like I would be suspicious of such a horribly executed forgery.
"One day you're going to figure out that everything they taught you was a lie."
[QUOTE=T-Dogz_AK47;964239]The seller has been careful with his listing, as he doesn't specifically claim that it's signed by Stephen King...
"Hi, you are viewing The Bazaar of Bad Dreams SIGNED : Stories by Stephen King (2015, Hardcover) This book is in like new condition, thanks for viewing and good luck bidding."
However it's so bad, I think the seller actually did sign it with his cock....
LOOOOOOOOOL
Hyman Roth - Minister of Foreign Affairs of THE CRIMSON KING
Another fake done by somebody's cock? looks like a 'circumcised' signature ...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Finders-Keep...-/291636838158
Reported it, Moshe, like all of this guy's books.
A real shame he has been selling these for quite some time.
sk
Man, so many fakes out there. eBay is an Inferno of Fakes. I think among the authors, King's sig is the most forged. But eBay doesn't punish them. I found in eBay only ONE U. Eco faked sig during my about 10 years of collecting him.
Reported +1, for all the good it does.....
"Thanks, but no, it isn't a cowboy hat. It's a fedora. And yes, Indianna Jones is still socially relevant."
PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND TAKE THE TIME TO GO TO EBAY AND REPORT EACH AND EVERY LISTING FOR THESE TWO USERNAMES (SAME PERSON FROM SAME CITY). If we all take the time to do it asap, the Ebay will see it and block both these usernames and slow this jerk down at least.
Go to listing and then go to "other items for sale" on right handside towards top. You can search for "signed" within that username current auctions and then click on each auction with a fake signature. You do this by going to the middle of the auction on the right hand side.
Report Item, Listing Practices, Search and Browse manipulation. I've started doing this b/c I can type in a message and state what issue is. "FAKE SIGNATURES on all listings!!"
MOTT72US
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Revival-Sign...8AAOSwcOFWazGN
Pearwate
http://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Bazaar-o...UAAOSw7FRWaySK
No one is in a position to stop this more than the people reading this right now. WE are the largest organized vocal group that follows (obsesses on?) Stephen King, so if WE don't stay on this then it will get worse. If we issue 30 "reports" on these repeat offenders, then Ebay will ban them and it won't be worth it for them to keep doing it.
Curt
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