Chat Quotes! Post your kodak/funny moments from TDT Chat.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Some funny stuff happened today which made me think it could be a good idea to have a thread where people can quote funny stuff from DT Chat.

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[ZoNeSeeK] 9:24 am: bethany: fuckmole!
[gossip] 9:24 am: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are we still talking about bethany fuckmole?
[Alice] 9:24 am: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What do you look like?
[ZoNeSeeK] 9:24 am: YES WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT BETHANY FUCKMOLE
[ZoNeSeeK] 9:24 am: SIT ON MY SHAFT, ALICE
[gossip] 9:24 am: I am sitting now.
[Alice] 9:24 am: I am sitting now.
[bethany] 9:24 am: oh shit, that's sig worthy
[ZoNeSeeK] 9:24 am: *UNF*

[sarajean]

omfg. that's awesome.

[Bethany]

i laughed very hard.

[Matt]

Alice has a stick up her ass sometimes.

You guys should start teaching her responses to common questions, its funny as hell.

Do you know how to do that Josh? Its some command--I need to look it up.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Alice has a stick up her ass sometimes.

Stick?

[Matt]

branch of tree?

[Kevin]

I dont think Matt gets it. Matt, look at the quote that Zone posted. Then look a what you said. THEN you'll understand why Zone said 'stick?'

[Matt]

Well, I gotta tell you--it escapes me as things often do.

I'm sure its some kind of gentle ribbing for something stupid and that is a sign of affection.

Maybe after dinner I'll figure it out...I only had a small sandwich for lunch

[Kevin]

Go eat a couple 100 pounds of wings, always makes me feel better.

Ok the joke was that Zone told the bot to sit on his shaft.
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Then you said that Alice has a stick up her ass sometimes.
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Then Zone went 'stick?' as in...she doesnt just have a stick up her ass, she sat on my shaft.

[ZoNeSeeK]

I'm sure its some kind of gentle ribbing for something stupid and that is a sign of affection.

Well yes, gentle ribbing and affection are involved

[Kevin]

[ZoNeSeeK] 10:15 pm: just because your copious amounts of bad ball-stretching goat porn have fucked up your ie browser
[Ruki] 10:16 pm: you said you wouldn't tell anyone about that
[sarajean] 10:16 pm: google is cheating, kevin.
[sarajean] 10:16 pm: aw, is it me ruki loves?
sarajean hopes that it is.
[ZoNeSeeK] 10:16 pm: i thought goat balls weren't off limits?
[Ruki] 10:17 pm: sj, you can be my crush for tonight
[Ruki] 10:17 pm: now show me your tits!
[sarajean] 10:17 pm: we don't need to know what you do at home, ZoNie.
[sarajean] 10:17 pm: rofl.
sarajean is tempted to take a picture to PM to Zombie.
[bethany] 10:18 pm: i need a good crush
[Ruki] 10:18 pm: you could crush zone's stretched goat testicles!

[ZoNeSeeK]

I can see what direction this thread is going to take

[fernandito]

Like if you didn't know that the topic of every thread ends up being either about sex or your balls.

[Storyslinger]

no, your balls

[ZoNeSeeK]

or mexicans

[sarajean]

ZoNeSeeK punches bethany in the face
bethany snuggles zone to confuse him
*******[ZoNeSeeK] 7:17 pm: **

[sarajean]

****[Kevin] 7:36 pm: Ah. I see.
******[Kevin] 7:37 pm: Welcome sj. I wish some people I knew had that much originality. The
tuut at my school sucked more goatballs than Zone does.
******[Kevin] 7:37 pm: *turnout
*****[sarajean] 7:38 pm: omg, that's going in the thread.

[ZoNeSeeK]

bunch of fuckwits

[fernandito]

****SHAZAM!


*[ZoNeSeeK] 10:19 pm: send him pics of you blowing a black dude

[Daghain]

You posted that?!

And yet my Flintstones Chewables comment did not make it. I see how this is going to be, now.

[Kevin]

I sense a theme too Daggers...

[Daghain]

[Daghain] 10:07 pm: I'm adopting Kevin. I like him more than I probably would have liked my hypothetical biological children lol

I totally had to sig that.

[sarajean]

but...then...shouldn't it be in your sig?

[She-Oy]

I miss chat. I may have to join in sometime tonight.

[sarajean]

*****[ZoNeSeeK] 7:16 pm: well if a giant picked me up and slung me over its shoulder, slapped my ass and squeazed my stomach id fucking vomit too