My two dogs are annoying to me. But gotta love them. They are so loving and protective
My two dogs are annoying to me. But gotta love them. They are so loving and protective
the stephen king bushes from hell* in my front yard.
they are trying to eat my house. i've already had the landscapers out here and they have been pruned but goddamnit all to hell they are growing back over the freaking side of the front porch again. and they are leaning toward the house. and now the bricks are leaning towards the house as well. and i think one day thee bushes are going to take over. and then i'll just be gone. because they have eaten my house.
*and yes, i do call them this. and my landscaping guy, who is a friend of mine, calls them this as well now.
I'm sorry for your troubles Turtle, but this sure made me laugh.
Machette. That's would I use.Originally Posted by turtlesong
the stephen king bushes from hell* in my front yard.
they are trying to eat my house. i've already had the landscapers out here and they have been pruned but goddamnit all to hell they are growing back over the freaking side of the front porch again. and they are leaning toward the house. and now the bricks are leaning towards the house as well. and i think one day thee bushes are going to take over. and then i'll just be gone. because they have eaten my house.
*and yes, i do call them this. and my landscaping guy, who is a friend of mine, calls them this as well now.
That's would I use too.
no. no. no.
this would be like using the cross on the mangler. don't you people get it? these bushes are evil.
EVIL. EVIL. EVIL. EVIL
do you want them to eat me? do you?
p.s. i'm figuring that you both meant that is what i would use. if not then forget this post. just chalk it up to my oncoming insanity.
Yeah, I was attempting to point out Ryan's typo.
so you do want my evil bushes to eat me then. fine.
NEVER!!!
I hate getting attacked by patients at work. We should get hazard pay.
You're going to want it.
Why did you decide to be a standup comedian if your jokes are that bad?
Feel free to point them out, it makes the world a better place.Yeah, I was attempting to point out Ryan's typo.
Why did you decide to be a standup comedian if your jokes are that bad?
Good one.
You're going to want it.
Bing!
I don't like feeling so scared of the future.
I don't like having to always be the strong/sensible one.
I don't like that constant feeling of being out of place.
I don't like the desire to sleep to avoid reality.
I don't like this worry.
I don't like not knowing where to turn from here.
There's always us here, Girly.
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
I don't like having to move away for 8 months to go to school, away from my family and pets.
I don't like people who can't take care of their animals and then pawn them off to us (vet hospital)
I don't like the fact that summer is over (almost) already!!!!!!!!!
Can lend you some gas T/Song...Works pretty damn good for those gnarly bushes...the stephen king bushes from hell* in my front yard.
they are trying to eat my house. i've already had the landscapers out here and they have been pruned but goddamnit all to hell they are growing back over the freaking side of the front porch again. and they are leaning toward the house. and now the bricks are leaning towards the house as well. and i think one day thee bushes are going to take over. and then i'll just be gone. because they have eaten my house.
*and yes, i do call them this. and my landscaping guy, who is a friend of mine, calls them this as well now.
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
During the last month and a half I've learned that:
I love all the personal attention and accessable drugs that you receive when you're in a hospital. Plus the food's not as bad as sterotyped.
I hate the fact that the fuckers come and wake you up every two hours for blood work, a breathing treatment, etc... Let me sleep asswipes!!
I'm Joe Collins, bitch. Recognize!
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