What Do You NOT Want To Do Before You Die
Everyone's heard of the "bucket list" of things you would like to do before you die. Right?
I've started my own list. My list is the things I will never do before I die.
I call it my...
FUCKIT LIST
A few things are...
A woman
Holiday in Afghanistan
Jumping out of a plane that is not on fire
Got any?
¿? I lost you there...Originally Posted by ICry4Oy
To me....
Attend to a Reggeaton concert
Miss a limb (not even partialy)
Lose my wife
Just to name a few
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"I will show you fear in a handful of dust"
The one thing I don't want to do before I die is make a list of things I don't want to do before I die.
own a minivan
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
¿? I lost you there...
To me....
Attend to a Reggeaton concert
Miss a limb (not even partialy)
Lose my wife
Just to name a few
LOL! I'm gay. Never "did" a woman, never will.
Another one...
....eat another possum
Never??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!
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"I will show you fear in a handful of dust"
Yeah, that's crazy. If you tried opossum, you might really like it!Never??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!
ICry4OyNever??? You were always clear about what you wanted!!!!
Of course! Some people just know practically from birth. I, for example, have known about myself and my sexuality since I was too young to realize why I felt the way I did when I saw the things on TV that I was seeing. I also recognized that my peers didn't see it in the same way I did, so I closed off that part of me for many years. No frilly girly pinky crap for me (deeply disappointed my parents), give me black leather and a collar. RAWR!
I have also always known that I don't want kids. I never wanted babydolls to change, never wanted to play house (although if I were growing up today, I would play House{, M.D.}), never had any interest in childbirth, or the baby brothers and sisters of friends. After a 16 year with medical doctors, they finally tied my tubes, but they still made me sign copious documents swearing that I wouldn't sue them if I changed my mind and suddenly decided to get preggers. I'm 46 and have known I didn't want to have them since age 6. Pretty sure I'm not going to change my mind. Hell, I wish they'd taken the whole works out, but they don't like to do that because of blah blah blah. Yeah, go to hell, doc.
What I don't want to do:
- Accidentally kill someone
- Develop Alzheimers
- Become paralyzed, whether paraplegic or quadroplegic
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
ditto everything Woofer said, minus the anatomy details (male bears differ from female wolves); also the black leather and a collar part should be mirrored; otherwise I could just copypaste
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
ditto to what woofer said. about the kids and the parents tearing their hair out as they never agreed with me on a whole lot of issues. But to get back on track
Things i don't want to do before i die
a) die
b) loose my mind
c) dislocate any more limbs - done that far too often thank you very much
d) eat poo
Someone's been having nightmares about The Human Centipede. *wolfhug* Woofer will protect from evil scientists!ditto to what woofer said. about the kids and the parents tearing their hair out as they never agreed with me on a whole lot of issues. But to get back on track
Things i don't want to do before i die
a) die
b) loose my mind
c) dislocate any more limbs - done that far too often thank you very much
d) eat poo
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
phew, thanks woofer **shudders**
Always, my friend. Always. *sheds a magical protective circle of wolf fur all around candy* That should help a lot!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
what i don't want to do:
lose eyesight or hearing.
lose the ability to enjoy my family.
Does whatever a spiderman does.
- Walk into a room filled with clowns, who all stare up at you at the same time
- Be forced to eat another human being
- have my dick get caught in my zipper
- be eaten by a wild animal. psychologically it would really mess me up before i died, like, "why is this animal that doesn't even know me want me dead so bad!!!?? this thing i can't even communicate with is tearing me up violently and it's going to be the last thing i see in my life! bargggl...i'm dead."
If it helps, Mike, you can console yourself with the fact that we already self cannibalize with habits like nail biting.
Additionally, if a wild animal ever attacks you, curse lack of prey for the hungry predator in the area for that is the reason you are being attacked: You are made of meat. Tasty, tasty meat! But that probably won't help.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Get one of those worms that have to be rolled out of your body inch by inch.
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
...another?...
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Presumably, Mike Beck is a human being....another?...
Presumably.
What I do not want to do before I die is rot away to a skeleton. I'm saving that for AFTER I die.
Another thing I do not want to do before I die is be reincarnated. Seriously, how inconvenient would that be if I were born again before I die this time?
I really don't want to lose my girlfriend, don't know what i would do without her!
True, but if one is technically precise this statement does lead one to believe our buddy Mike has eaten one and just doesn't wish to eat another...or at least doesn't wish to be forced to do so. Maybe he wants to do it of his own volition.Presumably, Mike Beck is a human being....another?...
Presumably.
Do not want to die painfully
Do not want any sort of asisted living conditions (due to physical or mental health)
Do not want to die broke
Do not want to lose any family members before myself
Do not want to die young
DT Spoiler - Enter at your own risk!
Spoiler:
If you've ever swallowed your fingernails after biting or hangnails after biting them, you've self-cannibalized!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
now i have to add this to my list too!!
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