Actually, I think Hamm wouldn't be a bad choice at all. Despite Eddie's labeling him as long tall and ugly I don't think Roland is actually ugly. I always took this jibe as Eddie just being Eddie. In fact, amongst men, its one of those things that can be slung around without any fear of repercussion. And Hamm can be "roughed" up a little to make him look more weathered. Hamm isn't my first choice but he could work well.