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See now, that's not funny. I don't wanna be named after a Dr. Seuss character. I had enough issues with Green Eggs and Ham growing up with that damn Sam I Am.

You KNOW we know that's not why they call you "Hot Hands".

It's because of that freaky nursing accident you had. :cyclops:

I want to change my name to Oliver Boliver Butts.

(not really please don't change it to that)