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I just realized that I started talking here on this site the same month I started my job at bookworld... same year too... Spooky...

I do the same thing STG.... I think the site is gone forever... all those hours I spent there... *sighs*

Funny but true, I opened my cheese and crackers container from the wrong side this time...

Awwwwwwww I hope you feel better soon :(

My husband made me make a medic alert bracelet that says I'm hypoglycemic and allergic to oranges, because he's afraid that sometime I'll faint and they'll give me orange juice....

:excited::excited::excited::excited: You too????? :excited::excited::excited::excited:

i talk to my computer

I love cats. They are endless entertainment.

When you blow in Mandarin's face he'll pretend to be mad and he swats you in the face, but then when you stop he gets really mad, because you're not...

Jon, I love you... I'm glad you're okay, but that made me laugh out loud...

Funny but true, my cat loves across the universe. He's listening to the whole damn thing... I knew he had good tastes,...

awwwwww it said the video is no longer available... :(

Like the sobe commercial with the lizards... :D

It should be playing "Thriller" in the background...

That's one of favroite smilies ever...

Funny but true: I told a lady the other day that I didn't plan on having children unless I could have a whole litter at one time...

are you swinging your halo around or your undies?

I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard...

:lol: I'm glad I could bring some excitement into peoples' dull lives...

I'd have to get clothes on to do the timewarp if I had a webcam right now LMAO

Now THAT is funny but true

If I only had a webcam....

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ght
put your hands on your hips
and pull your knees in tight
then it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insa-a-a-ane
let's...

Yaaaaaaay!!!
I used to run through wal-mart and sing "touch-a touch-a touch-a me" at the top of my lungs people think I'm weird.. I don't get it... and when I worked in fast food I would do the...