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you can have my pc when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. :shoot:




would you rather never read a book again or never listen to music again?

austin powers. i'm so over the bad boys. :evil:




would you rather get sat on by fat bastard or take a mud bath with shrek?

stirred. doesn't shaken just make it watery (i.e. james bond is a fucking light weight for ordering it that way!)



sean connery or pierce brosnan?

well, emus can't fly away from me. but what the fuck is an alpacas?



straight-up or on ice?

no-brainer: whipped cream! :)

would you rather:
be sneezed on (with snot!) by a really ugly (insert preferred sex)
or
be thrown up on by a really nice looking (insert preferred sex)

a million dollars (do i have to pay taxes). the perfect body is over-rated.

would you rather:
1. still know about the dark tower but never be allowed to talk/read/write about it again
2. ...