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I'm eating wasabi peas... but there's no wasabi to be found on these mothers. Messed. Up.

Ask my girlfriend to start dating a muppet on the side.

What would you do for a klondike bar...made of drugs?

Zone, do you offer adjustable rate mortgages for your time? :orely:

I'm about half way through The Black Dossier- its a lil' racy, huh?

Why WOULDN'T he? Those eyes? That hair? He's FABULOUS.

Serve orange duck. Wokka wokka wokka

What would you do if you found out you were a muppet?

Was late!

I'd be confused because I don't know who Andy is and don't get the NY Post delivered to my house.

What would you do if David Gray was on your iPod right this very instance for some inexplicable...

Refuses to experience pie in a sitting position.

I just had a riveting conversation with ZoneSeek. It mostly consisted of me blabbering for five minutes and him pretending I wasn't there. It was delightful! :P

Is bamboozled.

And they were the same pants I was on my way to return!


What would you do if a forum thread came to a screeching halt?

23,999

MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Turn to page 23 to see which zombies I like.

Turn to page 203 to see me drink away my grief.

Should let my muscles hug you.

Can feel the love tonight- tonight.

Page 19.

I've decided to cure my undead condition, by hook or by crook. I shall be whole once again, even if it means taking the lives of thousands of millions of innocent people. Who could...

Anyone been following this? Anyone taking part in this? I've never seen anything like it, its brilliant!
Joker's Marketing Campaign

Wore through another pair of longunderpants.

:unsure: :cry: :borg:

Saw through my elaborate ruse.

Wait, so is this a new site? You guys came over from somewhere else? I thought you guys had been banging around since the books were released!