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That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :excited:

Being intimate for the first time... do not have sex with the lady, walk out of the place, and scream, "WOOOOOOOOOO! Do NOT go in there!"

:wtf: Werebat, you are so filled with awesomeness I may explode!!!!!!!!

At a job interview, don't offer really personal knowledge, such as from Rainman: "I buy my boxers at K-mart."

And don't say "Hello to my little friend" as part of foreplay.

So you finally get that job at K-mart.

Now is not the time to say, "K-mart sucks".

After your wife gives birth. Don't say "That'll do pig; that'll do."

It's inappropriate to always scream "YOU WANT THE TRUTH!??! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" every time anyone speaks of truth... but it sure is funny.

That's a nod to Feev, btw... from long ago......

Bust a Move is NOT an appropriate answer for everything.

Like you break your leg. And the douche next to you shouldn't be yelling, "bust a move!"

"Do you have any grey poupon?" to the cops when they pull you over...

When I'm really frustrated I like to scream, "KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

At the gynocologist's office, quoting Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show..

"You're wet."


As one enters the mental ward, "Come with me and you'll be / in a world of pure imagination.."...