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This one belongs to a woman I know, so blame her.

If a woman swallows after oral sex, is she considered a mass murderer?

From my wife:

What food would Jeff Foxworthy be?
A Georgia Cracker

What does a snail sitting on a turtles head say?
Weeeeeeeeeee!

What does a sick cow say?
Boooooooo!

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks "will that...

What's the difference between a Scottsman and a Rolling Stone band member? The Scottsman says "Hey MacCloud, get off'a my ewe!"