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They never chicken out though :(

Begins laughing maniacally at the drop of a hat.

You get bonus points for kids and old ladies.

Has one eye in the middle of their head.

Does this make me look fat?

Swims out to meet incoming troop ships.

You should see what I do after sex.

Licks batshit off of cave walls, and howls at the moon.

But smell doesn't really count, right?

Snorts crushed Fruit Loops.

:panic: :blush: you know about that?!?!?!?!?!

Sees conspiracies in everything and wears a tinfoil hat.

With a glass of brandy, and a cigar in a tub in the middle of my living room

Likes sniffing the rear ends of dogs

Broncos colors baby!!!!!! GO BRONCS!!!!

Thinks the world will end in 2012

I'm still trying to kill those damn rats, and Santa knows better.

Spells everything M-O-O-N

It's fun to watch the reindeer scatter.

Waits naked under the tree for Santa.