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Yes, though I think I might find another bathroom to use myself. :lol:


Would you still love me if I was so ugly I looked like I'd just gotten beaten in the face with a baseball bat all the time?

Yes, you'd sound just like me. :lol:

Would you still love me if everytime I tried to walk I fell like a child just learning?

I'd buy you your 2001st pair.


Would you still love me if I was a serial killer and couldn't stop.

Hey you didn't say YOU had to sleep in the big bedroom. You just said you had one. ;)

*makes extra room in his box*


Would you still love me if I knew your every thought?