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Does a GREAT lizard impression (although I prefer your gecko over your Australian frilled).

Is getting a fridge box full of troll dolls for Christmas.

Has a degree in pill pushing.

Has BEEN kidnapped by the CIA...just doesn't realize it.

Never goes AFK.

Has freshly licked feet.

Bunny slippers are filled with pepperoni and sauce.

Thinks that cold pizza is a food group.