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Of course!! I love pirates. You could help me buckle my swash.


Would you still love me if I had a tea lady called Maud as an imaginary friend?

Yes, as long as I could warm it up for you. ;)


Would you still love me if I spent an hour a night digging in my belly button for fluff?

Yes, as long as you licked it off in the morning. ;)

Would you still love me if I chewed YOUR fingernails in public?

Even if it involved oranges. :wub:


Would you still love me if I had to shave my toes EVERY night?