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Sure, I wouldn't mind, I'd think it was mighty fine.




Would you love me if I used your av, sig, and screenname on other forums?

As long as they were jerks.



Would you still love me if I told you I had no idea what the Dark Tower series was even about?

Set phazers on YES.


Would you still love me if I protested outside Lady Gaga concerts?

Only if there's room for two!


Would you still love me if I preferred holes in the walls over windows?

Yes, because you say it better than anybody!



Would you still love me if used firecrackers as very short-lived candles?

As long as you were talking to me!




Would you still love me if I changed my religion every other day?

Someone has to now...



Would you still love me if I was constantly trying to go Super-saiyan? :onfire:

With you as my cheerleader, I'll score every time!



Would you still love me if I went a couple weeks without posting?

Sure, my dog has too much hair anyway!





Would you still love me if we agreed to split a pizza in half and I took the top half?

Sure, but I might not tell anyone here!




Would you still love me if I modified the TV so it would only get shows starring Tony Danza?

Sure, but you'd still spend 8 hours in bed. :cool: ;)




Would you still love me if I sewed firecrackers into all your clothes, and snuck up and lit them now and then?

Of course, you're already everything I need you to be!




Would you still love me if I dressed as a dog and chased a cat around?

Of course! I would even get an inside dog to make it easier to believe you!




Would you still love me if you found a bag of human fingers in my freezer, and I refused to explain why?

We could camp out in the produce aisle, it'd be very romantic!




Would you still love me if I made threatening phonecalls all day?

As long as it wasn't Hannity.




Would you still love me if I tied your hair to mine when you weren't looking?

Why, my biggest complaint with most women is that they don't always smell like beer! Of course!



Would you still love me if all I did was sit in my underwear and watch the same recorded...

Yes, because then I could look into them all night!



Would you love me if I tried to one-up you constantly?

Sure, they need thinning out anyway.



Would you still love me if I had a fetish involving the Grinch?

As long as you didn't mind me trying to ride it.



Would you still love me if I rode a dog around the house?

Sure! I'm all natural, and that's all you need.




Would you still love me if I changed my last name to "the Pimp"?