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Don't front lawns and restrooms look exactly the same?!?!


Likes to prank call people using an Arnold soundboard.

Stop spreading false rumors about me, before I kick you with my hip!



Likes to fly kites on rainy days.

Beans are the way to go!



Eats cheeze wiz out of the can!

He is!.... isn't he? On his mother's sister's former roommates' side?...



Has a habit of stealing STOP signs.

Yeah, apparently the Ice-Cubes-Down-My-Pants-Dance wasn't really 'hip' with the young people. :shrug:




Likes to clip their toenails while in boardroom meetings.

Guess I"m hanging out with my neighbors too much - The Addams.


Can pilot an airplane, talk on the phone, and play a game of chess...all at the same time!

Sometimes I combine the two, they make for a pretty lethal combination!



Shoots at the ice cream man with their BB gun.

I do NOT have posters of it pinned up on my wall... I don't! :ninja:


Has the ability to speak with animals.

Hey, I heard it's good for the skin! (:unsure:)



Believes in Harvey Dent.

Don't wanna get my winshield dirty! :evil:


Signs official documents with red crayon.

A cockroach - maybe, but a mouse?!? :arg:


Wants my skull on their wall.

WHO SAYS IT'S NOT REAL?! SO WHAT IF THEY GET SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH A "STEEL CHAIR" ONE WEEK AND HAVE NO MARK TO SHOW FOR IT THE FOLLOWING WEEK? THAT DOESN'T MEAN ITS FAKE!


Wears Luchador...

Should know that I've narrowed it down to two locations : The womens restroom, or behind the watercooler :orely:



Likes to eat pizza with coffee.

It's so shiny...I just gotta....ATTACKATTACKATTACK



Pretends her cell phone is vibrating whenever she wants to end a conversation.

I like to bump it old school.



Roundhouse kicks kittens with notes attached to them to communicate with others. :)

It helps avoid confusion, right Paul?


Still walks around with a CD player.

*insert bad teeth joke here*



Still plays with dolls/action figures.

Sometimes Ronald jumps in and helps me out.



Will celebrate the 4th of July on the 3rd.

How else am I supposed to promote this foot-odor-eliminantor?



Loves washing their car on rainy days.

It's all fun and games until I *SLAM* into a lampost.



Can make lethal weapons out of any office tool.