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If I don't want to go to work, it's the best solution.


can count to 100 but cannot count to 10

Bookcovers want to sell the books so why should I believe them?


sends all their free money to millionaires anonymously as a charity.

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can talk backwards only if they walk backwards.

Mornings are for sleep. So are afternoons and evenings.


collects dove eyeballs.

I wear them everywhere but home.


can squeeze lemon juice from oranges.

I have too much free time. Life's worth only in rhyme.


has a very big secret and only 2972 people know about it.

I am deadly afraid of germs.


can see with closed eyes.

That's the meaning of my whole life.


puts an aspirin into their sock when they are having a headache.

Chuck Norris was my master.



goes to the toilet only once a year.

Of course. I wanna eat it all.


holds the phone up side down because they are sure that's the proper way.

They have great philosophy and deep thoughts about life.



is afraid of their own fingers.

once? I do that all the time. I am always surprised to see others don't join me because I guess they are listening to a different radio station.


never reads the last page of the books.

Free lunch. It's the way I help them.



puts their eyes into a glass of sparky mineral water before they go to sleep

It's a bumhug. I don't believe in water either.



can count only up to 4.

has a really cute banner in her sig. *laughs out loudly* verrrrry romantic

With my limp they look so damn great on me.


can't stand singing nuns.

*laughs* I am walking with a limp these days - because of an accident.


has two glass eyes but nobody knows it.

I am lazy to work.


's best friend is a 19-year-old dried plum.

I have no money for a flat.



sends love-letters to Bush.

I can fall asleep so quickly then and I have such beautiful dreams...


once killed a cockroach with their ear.