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With llama urine


plays with fire

is loved by me

It's quicker that way!



Collects T.V. trays

Well...where the hell else am I going to hold my breath??!!??



Leaves a trail for Howler monkeys.

They need love just like sheep!



Once received a government grant to find out exactly when "push" comes to "shove."

And the barn too!


Applies "Icy Hot" to all underclothing daily.

It stays cooler longer that way.


just realized that apples turn brown when you eat them too.

They are larger than frowns!


Dreams of university.

*witholds oral sex joke*


Paid for our sins with GM stock.

And I love to "tune in Tokyo."



Thinks Randy Moss is a horney lichen.

I have lots of soap. Where else can I store my soap collection?


Wondes why one cannot me eat scented candles.

Yes...and I want to play Ian Anderson like a flute!


Recieved a large government grant to find out exactly when "push" comes to "shove."

And I am successful!


Received a government grant to find out just what is inside of a Lava Lamp.

It all started when I beat this kid named Hitler (or something like that) at Risk.


Wonders how "motion lights" keep moving

I had a gay surgeon.


suspects that "blood letting" is not the most modern treatment for warts.

I thought it was that sheep smiley...I swear!


Once went scuba diving using tanks stolen from a dentist's office.

I thought it was an acronym for Step Toes On Pedal.


had the keys to The Watergate Hotel!

but it never is...


Feigns consciousness when confronted by angry jello.

Why am I fanning lions?



What's really in Pandora's Box?

Actually ON our backs!



Thinks "Vertebra" is intimate clothing.