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Yeah, people seem to be posting their favorites, so there are repeated facts. They're funny every time, though, so it's all good.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with a magnifying...

Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is the reason...