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should mail 'em to me :excited:

should engage in some Doctor Dodgeball :evil: yeah i know weak my mind ain't operating at full capacity at the mo'

has supplanted my (much-hated) postwhoreness

has become confused :\ lol

must be talking about Dexter :D

changed the subject

is damn right about football. the shit we call football over here is just pussified rugby.

preaches only honesty: why in the fuck should ANYBODY make that much money, let alone for playing a game? i couldn't possibly sit on millions/billions etc of dollars knowing there are entire nations...

would appreciate my stance on boycotting television fare due to the complete incomprehension of people who live vicariously through others. after all, what the double eff does it matter to ME who...

should be occurring in dallas sometime next week, assuming the NBA front office doesn't decide to suck dwyane's dick again

better hope she never meets a sociopathic hitchhiker-stalking trucker

is an alk-oholic

forget to include turkeys and peacocks. they feel left out. :(

should be aware that i am internet public enemy number one :evil:

might be shocked at the amount of geriatric porn on my hard drive :o

made me think of naked angels

whips the weasel, chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, jerks the gerkin, flogs the dolphin...

thinks penis is a big word :wtf:

should know by now how capricious my whims are

has flattered me :blush: :wtf: