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:panic: I neeeeeeeeed that!

Of all the warm, cozy places in my house for my cat to sleep... she pulls my coat off the dining room chair and sleeps on the inside of it.

Thinking about my student loans makes me want to vomit.

Holy jeez, that cake is beautiful! Those look like forget-me-nots, which I love!

Things would be more convenient for me if other people enjoyed staying up until 4:00am and waking up at 12:00pm as much as I do.

I broke down a whole cow in culinary school, and that is definitely meat. Christ, that is disgusting.

I tuned into like 30 seconds of the VMA's during which she won an award and saw that thing. Pretty disgusting. Was there a specific reason she wore it, do you know?

I always forget how to spell "embarrass". I had to look it up right then, even.

On a related note, I hope I'm never in a really serious situation where I have to say the word "burglary" because I...