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And this one:

"Roland sings, Roland dances, and to top it all off," he said, "Roland stage-dives like Joey Ramone."

I can't neglect this one either.

"And now, all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible fact of human existence was that broken hearts mended."

One more I like:
"Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve."


Another one that always cracks me up on my re-reads, is Eddie's Nozz-A-La...

There's a lot of favorite quotes for me, but one in particular, that always makes me laugh on my re-reads is:

Roland: "Who is this man Zen Buddhist? Is he wise like me?"