Of course. I am sure you would kill only bad people.. politicians.. for example. ;)
Would you still love me if I had the voice of a 75-year-old hard-core smoker?
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Of course. I am sure you would kill only bad people.. politicians.. for example. ;)
Would you still love me if I had the voice of a 75-year-old hard-core smoker?
Yes, you'd sound just like me. :lol:
Would you still love me if everytime I tried to walk I fell like a child just learning?
Yeah, I guess it would be the best if we sat down under a nice palm tree (you know where) and we could stay there forever.
Would you still love me if I hid a piranha in the toilet?
Yes, though I think I might find another bathroom to use myself. :lol:
Would you still love me if I was so ugly I looked like I'd just gotten beaten in the face with a baseball bat all the time?
Yes; at least you'd still be cooler than Nicholas Cage.
Would you still love me if I put ketchup on your hair while you have been sleeping?
Yes, as long as you licked it off in the morning. ;)
Would you still love me if I chewed YOUR fingernails in public?
Yes. I love any displays of affection. Even public grooming.
Would you still love me if I only spoke in rhyme all the time?
Yes. We could try to speak in rhyme together. :cyclops:
Would you still love me if I were married to Joker?
As long as you didn't compare me to him all the time.
Would you still love me if I was always confusing your favorite things with your least favorite things?
Of course. Maybe I would change my mind and I would start to like my least favourite things. :)
Would you still love me if I spent all my free time in cemeteries singing Queen songs?
I would join you. Music soothes the savage beast, so does that mean ghouls too?
Would you still love me if I were constantly delirious?
Of course I would. I wouldn't have to constantly smack you out of it would I? That's kind of not my bag.
Would you still love me if everyday I dressed up in a speedo and pretending that a single Cheerio was my blow-up tube?
I would find your imagination exhilirating and adorable.
Would you still love me if I pretended to be colorblind?
Yes. I would talk about the colours for hours every day to you. To make you happy.
Would you still loved me if I hated the DT series? (I know, hard one)
*sighs* Yes. How could I not love you? But I would love you more if I could convert you :borg:
Would you still love me if it turned out I was a robot, and not a real human?
It would be very difficult to not hope that you don't kill me in the Robocalypse, but I couldn't not love ya.
Would you still love me if I was a Brundlefly?
I might even love you more!
Would you still love me if I could only speak in dog?
Arrrrrrf!
Would you still love me if I had my head on backwards?
I might even love you more.... I'm sure the bedroom would be more interesting than it has ever been! :D
Would you still love me if I really believed that happiness was a warm gun?
Yes, as long as I could warm it up for you. ;)
Would you still love me if I spent an hour a night digging in my belly button for fluff?
Just as long as you still love me because I shed horribly from my ears.. and like to pick at them for an hour myself, just to get all that dead skin out..
Would you still love me if I thought I was a pirate?
Of course!! I love pirates. You could help me buckle my swash.
Would you still love me if I had a tea lady called Maud as an imaginary friend?
Well as long as her name wasn't Velma.
Would you still love me if I never bathed?
I would. From far far away... but I would. :D
Would you still love me if I could count up just to 3? I mean to 2... no, yes. Um. I mean to..3?
Oh I'll do all the counting you need. Besides, if there's just you and me, we're the only two that matters!!!!
Will you still love me if I become famous for my 15 second youtube videos about my cat Linus?