"Somebody else's problem"
"May you suffer sudden gratuitous existence failure"
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"Somebody else's problem"
"May you suffer sudden gratuitous existence failure"
"i only know the King"
"we apologise for the inconvenience"
Arthur Dent's statue at the Cathedral of Hate
"I'm Linus. Will you be my blankie?"
"I swear to God, I'm not lying. Right, God?"
"I've put you in my ignore box."
"I don't like your rug"
Will post for food.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
How often is your male offspring a "son-of-a-bitch?"
:ROFLMAO:
That's hysterical!!!!!!!
I once saw a shirt that said, "you smell funny"
I saw a shirt that said, "straight to voicemail" and we bought it for my brother.
I bought one for my brother-in-law, Todd. He has wore it so much it's really thin and full of holes. It says:
I M
RE
TODD
ED
SOFA
KING
RE
TODD
ED
My husband has one that says "Beer; it's not just for breakfast anymore"
OH! And a guy came through the gas station the other day with a shirt that said "soylent green is people" I was in awe and hysterics over the shirt
I was born hairless
Needs adult supervision
Don't give up
NOT acid proof
Opps... I left my Damage resistance in my OTHER pants.
My other shirt is chainmail
I blame the camera crew
I blame my muffler
One I saw the other day and nearly died laughing from:
"Very funny Scotty. Now beam my clothes back"
You laugh at me because I'm different.
I laugh at you because you're all the same.
While you were reading this... I farted.
Silent but deadly (with a picture of a ninja)
Join the Sarcasm League of America:
Yeah, like we need you.