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Unconditional Love Game
It's time to feel the love!!! :grouphug: Here's a game I invented today, inspired by watching a tv show today. It's like the Person Below You Game but with loooove... You come up with some ridiculous thing to say as a condition that the person below you still must love you, and they explain why.
Example:
First person: "Would you still love me if my knees were inverted?"
Person Below "Yes. I think that would be really interesting in bed!" And then the person below comes up with a new question for the next person.
I'll start:
Would you still love me if I was a zombie?
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Of course, because just like love you'd never die.
Would you still love me if I were a fish?
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Of course.
I'm Kanye West, and I'm a gay fish.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth?
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Sure, I like 'em old.
Would you still love me if I had strips of bacon for feet, and marshmallows for toes?
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Of course. You'd smell lovely every day. I would mayhap even have a teeny tiny nibble :)
Would you still love me if I was a werewolf all the time except when it's full moon and only then I would be a human being?
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Definitely - doggy style FTW.*
In fact, I think I'd love you more.
Would you still love me if my clothing consisted of newspaper, and when it rained, I'd have to walk around naked?
*Please note that this is not the general view of the author, it is merely a witty remark to make her sound hip.
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Absolutely, but we would end up the bedroom a lot more often if it rained too much ;)
Would you still love me if I had corn cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal?
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Absoutely! We'd just have to move to the North Pole and fight global warming!
Would you still love me if my butt were on backwards and my hair was naturally purple?
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Ohhhh Barney give it to me!
Would you still love me if I had scissorhands?
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Absolutely. I would never have to pay for a haircut again.
Would you still love me if I had feet like a duck?
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Of course, I can't swim and I could count on you to save me.
Would you still love me if I could only say one word, "Wibble".
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only a wibble bit.....:wtf:
Would you love me if I were covered in wrinkles?
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Of course! I like raisins, don't I?
Would you still love me if I had a fetish involving matches and sandpaper?
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Yes, I like it hot and rough!
Would you still love me if I only spoke in puns?
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I'd love you...but I'd probably have to kill you out of love.
Would you still love me if I could only give birth to beavers and little green men?
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Of course, i'm huge alien geek and i love beaver!
Would you still love me even if i spent my entire life walking upside down?
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Of course - upside down is okay, but diagonal is where I draw the line.
Would you still love me if I got a huge tattoo of your parents on my back?
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Sure.....unless they were, you know, doin it.
Would you still love me if I stayed in the bathroom all day?
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Sure. I'm assuming you mean that you'd be cleaning the bathroom all day...
Would you still love me if I had 32 pet mice?
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Yes because 33 is just too much, but 32 is perfect.
Would you still love me if I were Vulcan?
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Heck yeah, you could make my volcano erupt anytime!
Would you still love me if I always broke things and blamed it on you?
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Of course, because we'd both know the truth and I'd think it was cute.
Would you still love me if I was bald?
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More than life itself - although I suppose it depends which are we're talking about...
Would you still love me if I had my own theme tune, and every time I moved "Oh when the saints go marchin gin" played...?
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Sure! Marching band outfits turn me on.
Would you still love me if I was a Sith Lord?
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I would definitely join the dark side, for you.
Would you still love me if I could only speak from dialogue written in Stephen King's books?