I saw one of those (stupid) dog shirts at a Target store that made me laugh. It said:
"I chase tail."
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I saw one of those (stupid) dog shirts at a Target store that made me laugh. It said:
"I chase tail."
oh boy I got a ton of these...
Ones I have:
-does your face hurt? Cuz it's killin' me!
-If I throw a stick will you leave?
-I have just kidnapped myself, give me $100 or you will never see me again
-I have socks that say "I have issues", "it's all about me" and "deal with it"
-I have a blackbelt in crazy
Favorites that aren't mine:
-I've gone to find myself, if I get back before I return, be sure to keep me here.
-Conserve water, take showers together.
-I may be insane but there's never a dull moment
-My mommy says I'm special
-My imaginary friends think you're crazy
-If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
-I can only please one person at a time, I PICK ME!
-I have one nerve left and you're dancing on it!
-All stressed out and no one to choke
-my dad has this one that' got a dog holding a remote and a guy holding a biscuit, all it says is "Drop it."
-Stop reading my shirt!
-my brother has one that says "Will trade sister for new puppy"
-Sorry I don't understand stupid
-I majored in Sarcasm
there are others but those are the most memorable
i own-
-ski shirt saying: i love them double d's
-raft shirt: you can go under a rock and die you can flip out and die our stay on the couch fall down and die
-pic of dog on snow-dont eat the yellow snow!
-raft shirt- Scars are tattoos but with better stories
wanted-
-think its not illegal yet
-keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt
-RvB shirt-
wink if you're thinking of doing something illegal
Can I bone you?
(picture of a bone in the backround)
My baloney has a first name... and it's you.
Physically attracted to sheep
my favorite one to explain to people: shirt: made in ireland
random people always ask:
"so you were made?"
yes i am an IRA robot
When I wear this shirt...things Happen. :evil:
i got my wife a maternity shirt that says "already smarter than bush"
it gets a lot of compliments and laughs
:rofl: That is fuckin' great.
Saw this on a tshirt at an AC/DC gig in Milton Keynes England.
Cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.
I used to have a shirt that said: "You wish you were my boyfriend." I'd wear it clubbing and act super confident... unfortunately only girls would hit on me when I wore it :(
"What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Forty two"
That would kick ass as a shirt!
I saw a shirt the other day that was disgusting. It said, "I don't wipe"... Ewww..
Procrastinators Unite!!!.....Tomorrow.
as innocent as a Nun doing push ups in a Cucumber field
Don't get mad at me for posting this but a quy that I work with wears this tshirt sometimes. It says:
My cock and I want to buy you a drink!!!
It has a picture of a chicken and a glass of beer.
'Everything I enjoy is Illegal, Immoral or Fattening'
"So long and thanks for all the fish"... I don't know if it's been made itno a shirt yet but it needs to be.
I hade this shirt made.
"I would be goth, but I hate conformity"
shirts I would like to get made.
"Knowledge is power, power corrupts, be evil, stay in school"
"anatomically incorrect" (I know it is a rip off of Lady Hitchikers shirt but she is my sis, I am allowed to rip her off)
"STOP THINKING ABOUT ME!"
One with with these printed upside down.
"This side up"
"I am tired, confused, and have the attention span of a goldfish, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
and finally one with the word "caffine" printed on every square inch of it.
I saw one today. The white cartoon of the guy falling down, with Chuck Norris's face on it. It said: "Chuck does all my stunts."
im with you lady i would like to see alot of hitchiker's guide shirts to come out espically:
"not even an electric sausage"
"it commited suicide" -have a picture of a space ship
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
lost dog, lost sister. Reward for lost dog