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dogmatic - the machine that you walk your dog through to have it washed automatically. you stand on one side of the wall, the leash goes through a slot, and the dog walks through the tunnel getting shampoo'd, scrubbed, blown dry, and brushed. it's really awesome!
onomatopoeia
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onomatopoeia
ono - one
mato- tomatoe
poeia- poetic (craft- see greek poises)
A poem about tomatoes consisting solely of monosyllabic words.
nintendo
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A French-born American writer and diarist who raises a limited number of deer, female deer.
inagaddadavida
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inagaddavida A fabled book from ancient India detailing methods of contraception.
Hotdog
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hotdog - what i have on my hands when i've left pemmers in the sun and fallen asleep for two hours.
technically, spelling is hotdoig
endothermic
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endothermic-denotes a period when it ceases to be hot; for example winter.
vivisection
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vivisection - important sections of life. Vivi coming from the Latin vive which means to live.
Andropause
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Andropause: a moment of hesitation performed by a human-looking automaton.
discombobulated
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discombobulated - an inquiry into whether or not the fishing rod you are buying already has the bobs attached with worms or whatever fishies eat.
customer: "dis com bobulated?"
seller: "ayup"
kilimanjaro
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kilimanjaro -to commit an act of murder, followed by stuffing your victim (often male) into a circular glass container.
Orchestrate
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Orchestrate - Confirmation of an Orch's sexual orientation.
Clandestine
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Clandestine- the time of the Clan Dees
contract
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contract A faked or forged piece of text.
habitat
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habitat: The sound a nun's habit makes when it drops to the ground.
Adamantium:
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Adamantium: A fictional element that comprises the website ofAdam Ant.
Ombusman:
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Ombusman: a name of a member of a rare sect of Buddhists who are bus drivers.
Velociraptor
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Velociraptor - A device used to measure the approximate speed(or velocity) of a hip-hop or rap artist's rhymes.
Allegro
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Allegro - the scientific name for when a leg grows faster than the other leg.
Chromosone
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Chromosone - the fabled home planet of the Chromosons, a warrior race who wear shiny silver coloured armour.
Particle.
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(Nice job Ste Letto... that made me laugh out loud)
Particle: That strange sensation you get in your arms while golfing that prevents you from making a hole in one.
Ambrosia
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Ambrosia The dreamy half awake state of someone who has eaten too much creamed rice.
Limousine
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Limousine - a chic trendy magazine featuring people who have lost limbs or born without limbs. In the adverts they feature many companies who make very state-of-the-art prosthetic limbs.
Osteoperosis
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Osteoperosis a rare species of dinosaur, resembling a prehistoric turkey, that died out due to skeletal deformation
coagulate
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Coagulate - pronounced co-ag-you-lot-ay, this is a new dance originating in Guatemala. It is a cross between the macarena and clog dancing.
Tipindicular
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Tipindicular: an ice cream store that is in competition with dippin' dots.
fellowship