My ideal zombie weapon is a 5 foot long wooden gardening tool with a 7 inch steel tip meant to be used weeds but its light enough to be able to take on the undead 2
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My ideal zombie weapon is a 5 foot long wooden gardening tool with a 7 inch steel tip meant to be used weeds but its light enough to be able to take on the undead 2
Woofer: Is your brother a zombie? :unsure:
LOL, no Brice. But I was talking about Mr. Woofer's brother, and he was one bad and crazy-ass mofo. I never actually met him because Mr. Woofer did not associate with him at all by the time we got together. However, Mr. Woofer tells me that his brother did his two tours of Vietnam as special forces, and he requested another tour because he liked the killing part so much.
When thinking about it, other than the edged wepons (the basket hilt broadsward comes to mind) as a desperation weapon (OH MY GOD THEIR CLOSE) the new spas 12 select fire 12 gauge shotgun comes to mind.... at 450 rounds a minute and feeding from a 20 round box or a 50rd drum sounds like it would be quite effective at rendering the undead incapaable of continueing their assault ( Millitary speak for turning to undead hamburger). But:arg: as with my other choice (a m1928 thompson fireing many .45acp hydro shocks) is hamperd by its close range. Personally (opinions not shared by Zomb corp or its affiliates) I like to rekill the undead at the longest distance possiable. Now to find a .50 M2hb machine gun.......:evil::shoot::shoot:
eh, new plan: I ignore the chaos and just play Dead Frontier.
Awhh crap!!
I am going to need more bullets!
And now to revive this with more ridiculous picture for discussion.
to begin
http://i54.tinypic.com/2e4eljm.jpg
A window-mounted air conditioner.
Weed Paraphenaliea.
And I know I spelled it wrong haha.
this is where i would want to live during the zombie apocalypse because i have an 47% chance of surviving.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Home-s..._wl/1304973568
Zombies are fun to shoot when they're Nazis and you're feeling your Call of Duty. But alas, they always devour you in the end.
Honestly, what could be worse than zombies?
But Nazi zombies, Really screwed....
The undead with a touch of heavy national socialism and snappy dressers...
Doubally screwed......
Going to need more bullets....
And gas for the chain saw.....
there are never enough bullets. really the best thing to do is head north where the cold temperatures make it impossible for them to move
Give me a ray gun and/or Zesus cannon and I can give those socialist bastards a good run for their money (or marks hah)
Oddly enough, the item to my left is a lamp, Flintlock .58 cal pistol and a tomahawk.... Shit, I am good...
Come on, you socialist, undead bastards...
The zombie hunters of America (and it's world wide affiliates) will be waiting for you!!
Hmmm. I think I'm in trouble because the items to my left are a pair of "chattering" teeth and a coffee mug.....
I got a pair of sharp scissors in reach but I really don't want to be in melee with a zombie--I prefer edged weapons that can be used at a distance greater than arms length. As for guns, yes, I see the advantage, but watch one zombie movie with a toy gun and start to aim and fire, and see how quickly if you count accurately that you would run out of bullets
A firearm in the hands of a novice is more of a liability than an asset, but it sure would beat a sword...
But when the rest of the world is filled with the undead, it is quite possible that you may have to reload one to many times! When in absence of ammo, give em' the cold steel.... Bayonets are vastly underrated when it comes to fighting the undead. Come to think of it underrated for any opponent that is "too close".
Just be lucky I was not on the shop computer. To my left is a .69 cal musket with bayonet, loaded colt pistol (.38), .40 glock(27), G-3 rifle, 1911a1(.45), and a tt-33 pistol (7.62x25).. Got to love being a gunsmith!!
Than there is all the sharp shop tools..
I think i would be in real trouble, the only thing i have to my left is a ball of yarn, a bottle of antibiotics and a straw....guess the antibiotics will help with infection but the yarn and straw would be useless unless i use said yarn as you would piano string...but that would be bad as the zombie would have to be in biting range...lol
Where has Beam been is my thoughts while reading this thread.
Also, Fuck George (Call of Duty) he's a big mangina and has got nothing on me. I'm the Lebron of owning zombies :harrier:
I have a few plans constantly in formation in my head, in case of the inevitable zombie uprising....mostly involves me fighting them off with any of my 3 sharp swords I own, and hunting them down with my recurve bow. If any one needs weapons and a zombie attack team, you know where to find me :D I never turn down help when it comes to Zombies!
I'd retreat to Peter Pan's Adventure Island, a theme park just a couple of miles where I live. Lockable gates, large open space to avoid getting trapped, and of course, free rides! That plus it says everything about Southend! Yeah, i could imagine that! :lol:
I just finished watching Deadliest Warrior and the two fighting are Vampires and Zombies...who would win? Well it was interesting for a show that puts together two different fighting styles of two different factions and you see the outcome at the end of the show...they considered that the ratio should be 1 vampire to 63 zombies. Won't give the outcome except here
Spoiler:but what was interesting was the end result afterwards.
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