Dueling - Sandman Style!

[fernandito]

Let's duel! :


I am a dragon - fire breathing, terror inducing

[ZoNeSeeK]

I am a hunter, dragon slaying, path finding

[fernandito]

I am a plague - flesh eating, hunter debilitating

[ZoNeSeeK]

I am a cure, healing and pure, deaths are fewer

*INFACE*

[fernandito]

I am cancer - life force absorbing, incureable.

[Darkthoughts]

I am an explosion - obliterating all, cureable and incureable alike.

[Arthur Heath]

I am a star eating black hole. NOTHING escapes my vacume, which you will be sucked into and crushed at the point of singularity. Not even the speed of light can save you.

The End All....

[Darkthoughts]

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I created the black holes and live in a dimension unreachable by your deadly vacume...:P

[fernandito]

I am a fork - sphagetti twirling, helpful utensil

[Darkthoughts]

Ooooh, you beyatch! :lol:

I am a spoon, prongless, less spillage and infinitely more helpful :P

[fernandito]

I am a rich & spoiled child - amazing foods all around, place that silver spoon in my mouth

[Jon]

I am new nanny. Discipline improving, spoon removing.

[Darkthoughts]

I'm the dreamy new Gardener! Semi naked and sweaty, disarming and charming strict nannies wherever I go.

[fernandito]

I am a labyrinth of roses - many plants to attend to, time consuming

[Darkthoughts]

I am an infestation of greenfly, destructive and...er...green!

[fernandito]

I am bugspray - bug zapping, plant saving

[Darkthoughts]

Oh bugger! :lol:

(yeah, I know that was lame :P )

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

im a bug hating teenage girl, wasting all bug spray

[Kevin]

I am the cute new boy at school, girl flirting, bug forgetting.

[Girlystevedave]

I am the school bully, enormous and frightening, sending the boy hiding.

[fernandito]

I am the Principal - discipline inducing, parent calling! :P

[Letti]

I am a labyrinth of roses - many plants to attend to, time consuming

:wub: I like this one.

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i am the bullies father - mob running, principle shooting :shoot:

[Darkthoughts]

I am the father's wife - calming and logical, unconditionally loving :rose:

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i am divorce papers - love destroying, family ruining

[alinda]

I am the lawyer money hungry,loveing lies.

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i am a hitman hired by father, lawyer and mother killing

[fernandito]

I am a Detective - murder investigating, hitman busting

[Storyslinger]

I'm the FBI- striping detectives of their badges, covering over cases

[fernandito]

I am corruption - soul decaying, agent corrupting

[Sai_Rhavan]

I am Windows File Decryptor, fixing corrupted files and restoring harmony to the 12 beams of computers: MP3's, Forum Posting, War Photos, Instant Messenging, Ebay, Web Comics,Google, FAQs, PhotoBucket, Forum Posting, MMO's, and the most powerful of them all, Porn

[To The Dark Tower Came]

I AM WINDOWS - market dominating, computer cru...


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[Sai_Rhavan]

I am Bill Gates. Monopolizer. Devourer of worlds. He who removed his own heart to replace it with a Core Duo Processor.

[fernandito]

I am Sony - MicroGates's eternal rival, Neverending competition

[Sai_Rhavan]

I am Betamax, Failure of Sony. Singlehandedly nearly erasing them from history.

[Jon]

I am Sony walkman. Saving corperate bottom line, let Bill whine.

[fernandito]

I am cheap batteries - short life span, hardly reliable

[Girlystevedave]

I am the energizer bunny- who keeps going...and going...

[Jon]

I am the big bad wolf. Bunny munching, batteries crunching.

[Darkthoughts]

I am Little Red Riding Hood, wolf dominatrix extraordinaire!

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i am an angry drunk chainsaw wielding necrophilac pedofile

you get the point

[Randall Flagg]

I am the prison rapist who takes care of those who molest children.

[Raron]

I am the gun of the prison guard, "accidently firing", stopping "escapers"

[Girlystevedave]

I am the bad aim- missing targets

[fernandito]

I am a scope - target clarifying, accuracy enhancing

[Rjeso]

I am the fog, obscuring sight, hiding all

[mia/susannah]

I am the Lightening, that lights up the fog

[Rjeso]

I am rubber, resisting electricity, offering protection

(haha, take that last part as you will)

[Raron]

I am the miniscule tear, leaking through, causing havoc. (take THAT as you will)

[Jon]

I am second rubber. Put over the first, nothing is dispersed.

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i am fridged weather makeing ruber coated ruber britel and break

[Brice]

i am fridged weather makeing ruber coated ruber britel and break


fridged----frigid

ruber----rubber

britel---brittle

[fernandito]

i am fridged weather makeing ruber coated ruber britel and break


fridged----frigid

ruber----rubber

britel---brittle

makeing - making


I am the sun - weather altering, earth warming

[Brice]

i am fridged weather makeing ruber coated ruber britel and break


fridged----frigid

ruber----rubber

britel---brittle

makeing - making


I am the sun - weather altering, earth warming

Oh, yes and then there is the question of what is rubber coated rubber or why would someone coat rubber with rubber when they could just make solid rubber. :lol:


I never quite got this game.

[Jon]

I never quite got this game.


This game SHOULD have rhyming skill to it as well, but...meh... big friggin' deal.




"I am heavy cloud cover. Sun blocking, life shocking.

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i am wind cloud moving

[SigTauGimp]

I am a thick forest, wind disappating, cloud replacing.


(I agree Jon...I was obsessed with this on tdt.net, and we always tried to have a rhyming scheme going with it.)

(Good to find another sandman dueling DT thread. :drool: )

[fernandito]

I am a chainsaw - noise making, tree destroying

[SigTauGimp]

I am gasoline. In chainsaw unfound, so trees don't fall down.

[Jon]

I am Axe. No petro needed. Another tree defeated.

[SigTauGimp]

I am the environmentalist. Tree hugging, Lumberjack bugging. :P

[/k/ommando]

I am the Grizzly. Caring little, eating fools.

[SigTauGimp]

I am hibernation. Bear sleeping, survivors weeping.

[Jon]

I am bear researcher. Ursidae alarm, using human charm.

[fernandito]

I am nightfall - vision reducing, bear hiding.

[SigTauGimp]

I am night-vision goggles, helping to see at night.
That bear is crystal clear now, much to the researcher's delight.

[fernandito]

I am an invisibilty cloak - empowered by magic, completely undetectable

[SigTauGimp]

I am the skeptic, no magic for me...thinking clearly and logically, you're pretty easy to see.

[Jon]

I am Brahman. Blinding all non believers, making me one of the greatest deceivers.

[fernandito]

I am Science - grounding all into reality, religious counter

[pathoftheturtle]

I am Mystery - logic defying, mankind not heeding.

[fernandito]

I am Understanding - mentally processing, mystery assessing

[pathoftheturtle]

I am Eternity - measure outdistancing, certainty dwindling

[Jean]

I am time, I can end everything that ever tries to commence
I am mocking eternity and deprive it of any sense

[mystima]

I am a stopwatch
stopping time in its tracks.

[fernandito]

I am a Watchmaker - watch crafting, time making