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fernandito
10-21-2009, 07:19 AM
There would be no such thing as cup holders without the handles!

People who talked/texted while in the theaters would have to be removed from the premises ... with extreme force.
Jean
10-21-2009, 07:21 AM
bears would be issued permanent visas to all countries of the world
Mark
10-21-2009, 07:23 AM
The recession would be over...

And there would be no-more TV adverts
turtlex
10-21-2009, 07:24 AM
Posting here would be a paying job !!
Jean
10-21-2009, 07:27 AM
licence to hunt would be issued only as a result of the index finger amputation
Brice
10-21-2009, 07:28 AM
Wait...I don't???? :unsure:
Melike
10-21-2009, 07:29 AM
Sycophantic attitude would be one of the most serious crimes. <_<
Jean
10-21-2009, 07:30 AM
Wait...I don't???? :unsure:
you mean... it's all your fault?!
Brice
10-21-2009, 07:33 AM
Wait...I don't???? :unsure:
you mean... it's all your fault?!

Sorry! :(



Willful stupidity would be punishable by death.
turtlex
10-21-2009, 07:34 AM
I'd be able to marry my girlfriend.
Brice
10-21-2009, 07:35 AM
I'd win the lottery every other day.
jayson
10-21-2009, 07:37 AM
learning to play music would be mandatory for all school children

(and pam would be able to marry her girlfriend)
tamez
10-21-2009, 07:38 AM
we'd all have tele-porters so we could have Palavers every weekend
Melike
10-21-2009, 07:44 AM
we'd all have tele-porters so we could have Palavers every weekend

Tamez! I second that! :huglove:

And an inspiration from that:
No Cthulhu could block international telephone network, so I could talk to Bricey.
cozener
10-21-2009, 07:45 AM
Food surpluses would be shipped to places where its needed, healthcare would be free for all, and I'd have one huge ass harem.
Brice
10-21-2009, 07:45 AM
^^^That! :wub:
flaggwalkstheline
10-21-2009, 07:52 AM
Pie flavored yogurt would be outlawed!
it's an abomination!
as are things named after other things that they shouldnt be named after like bullfrogs, turkey vultures, catfish, tiger shark, cherry tomatoes, grape fruit, etc
all of them would need to be given new names!
tamez
10-21-2009, 08:01 AM
my car (and only mine)
would turn into a helicopter with the push of a button.
Daghain
10-21-2009, 08:38 AM
People would be required to have a license to have children or pets.

Everyone would receive a daily ration of chocolate.

TV and Internet would be free for everybody.
Jean
10-21-2009, 08:48 AM
Everyone would receive a daily ration of chocolate.
Except bears, they would get custard.

Climate would be spread evenly. Thus, Alinda would enjoy some mild winter and golden autumn and the splendor of spring... and we wouldn't freeze to death half a year!
John_and_Yoko
10-21-2009, 09:00 AM
Everyone would behave according to logic and reason--no irrational responses and no deception of any kind.

In other words it would be perfectly justified to take people literally, at their word, because there would be no ulterior motives or "between the lines" reading, etc.
jayson
10-21-2009, 09:05 AM
In other words it would be perfectly justified to take people literally, at their word, because there would be no ulterior motives or "between the lines" reading, etc.

so no satire?
no puns?
John_and_Yoko
10-21-2009, 09:08 AM
In other words it would be perfectly justified to take people literally, at their word, because there would be no ulterior motives or "between the lines" reading, etc.

so no satire?
no puns?

Some sacrifices would have to be made. Live long and prosper.
pathoftheturtle
10-21-2009, 09:20 AM
I would be the sunlight in your universe.
You would think my love was really something good.
jayson
10-21-2009, 09:23 AM
Some sacrifices would have to be made. Live long and prosper.

i'd sooner sacrifice oxygen than comedy
John_and_Yoko
10-21-2009, 09:23 AM
I would be the sunlight in your universe.
You would think my love was really something good.

Oh, yeah, and there would be no copyright infringement. :P
Jean
10-21-2009, 09:25 AM
Some sacrifices would have to be made. Live long and prosper.

i'd sooner sacrifice oxygen than comedy

hear, hear!!!
pathoftheturtle
10-21-2009, 09:25 AM
Hence, The Invention of Lying. :P
flaggwalkstheline
10-21-2009, 09:26 AM
Everyone would behave according to logic and reason--no irrational responses and no deception of any kind.

In other words it would be perfectly justified to take people literally, at their word, because there would be no ulterior motives or "between the lines" reading, etc.

If I ran the world the only way people would be allowed to read the writings of Ayn Rand would be if they were dressed in full red nose/wig/ makeup clown regalia so as not to take objectivism so seriously:dance:
Emily
10-21-2009, 03:54 PM
Coffee would be considered a necessity for all humans and not something that costs poor college students $1.50 every morning because they aren't allowed to have any sort of coffee maker in their room. (it adds up, you guys.)

Metro-North trains would be more comfortable.

Certain people would be able to be together.

I'd be able to have a huge garden with lots of root vegetables. And other vegetables. And herbs. And raspberries. So many raspberries.
BillyxRansom
10-24-2009, 09:19 AM
I'd make the industry focus way harder on a cure for spinal injuries. Since, you know, that's close to my heart and all. :thumbsup:
BillyxRansom
10-24-2009, 09:19 AM
ALSO DAMON LINDELOF WOULD GO THROUGH WITH THE DARK TOWER MOVIE TODAY :idea:
alinda
10-24-2009, 11:13 AM
common, things like decency, sense, curtousy and the like would be common again!:rock:
DoctorDodge
10-24-2009, 12:19 PM
I'd give Paul McGann the grand finale his Doctor really deserved, and pay Christopher Eccleston a ton of money for the regeneration scene!

Also, everyone in the world would know wtf i was going on about! :evil: