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Letti
09-20-2007, 07:42 AM
Just a simple game.
The questions must be started with this: what would you do if...
The one who answers can pop the next question.


What would you do IF you met Elvis in the street?

Storyslinger
09-20-2007, 07:44 AM
Run screaming in to the blue

What would you do if I ran screaming into the blue?

Matt
09-20-2007, 07:48 AM
I would yell..."knock off that racket!!"

What would you do if ET landed?

chuxter
09-20-2007, 07:56 AM
Shit kittens and ask him for some Reeses Pieces.

What would you do If their were indeed other worlds than these and you could go to any one of them?

Matt
09-20-2007, 08:01 AM
I'd grab Dora, fake our own deaths so the kids could have the insurance and head out. :lol:

What would you do if you had one of Rolands guns?

Letti
09-20-2007, 08:02 AM
I would give it to a museum... I think.


What would you do if you found a speaking crocodile in your bathroom tonight?

fernandito
09-20-2007, 09:18 AM
I would tell him to arm himself.


What would you do if I sang out of tune?

Matt
09-20-2007, 09:19 AM
I would stand up and walk out on you

What would you do if I asked you to lend me your ears?

Storyslinger
09-20-2007, 09:20 AM
Pull them off this very minute

What would you do if you went todash?

fernandito
09-20-2007, 09:22 AM
:lol: I love it when people go along with it.

I would try to stay away from the razor sharp teeth.


What would you do if your best friend went todash?

Storyslinger
09-20-2007, 09:23 AM
Take his beer from the fridge

What would you do with my friends beer

Daghain
09-20-2007, 11:27 AM
Why, drink it, of course. :D

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Matt
09-20-2007, 11:29 AM
not much--breath maybe? :lol:

<--not a fan

What would you do to OJ?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 11:32 AM
Remember the picture of the smashed cinderblock? I'd do that.

What would you do if I did that?

Matt
09-20-2007, 11:35 AM
I forgot the IF which is the whole point of the thread. Glad its back.

Answer: Hold your purse.

What would you do IF you saw me dancing for nickels on the corner?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 11:36 AM
:rofl:
Throw you a nickel.

What would you do if I threw you a quarter?

Matt
09-20-2007, 11:40 AM
Do the "dirty old man dance"

"the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be"

what would you do IF I could no longer sing and dance for your paltry nickel?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 11:41 AM
Throw my purse at you. :lol:

What would you do if I did that?

Matt
09-20-2007, 11:43 AM
:rofl:

This is fun

I'm thinking...get hit by a purse. I have a very slow reaction time.

What would you do IF your purse was caught in my eye?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 11:46 AM
:lol: Puke!

What would you do if Stephen King announced he was writing DT8?

Matt
09-20-2007, 11:48 AM
Shit myself. You know I am always looking for a chance. :lol:

what would you do if the book was based in an alternate version of Colorado

Daghain
09-20-2007, 12:55 PM
I would tattoo the state flag and the book title on my ass. :lol:

What would you do if Stephen King signed up as a member here?

Matt
09-20-2007, 01:00 PM
That answer was hot Daggers. :lol:

What do you mean IF?

What would you do IF Mike Beck was Stephen King?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 01:03 PM
I would probably die of a heart attack. :lol:

What would you do if Mike Beck was Robin Furth?

chuxter
09-20-2007, 01:04 PM
Dig him all the more

What would you do if it started raining lollipops and gumdrops?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 01:06 PM
Call the local news, because nobody would believe it. :D

What would you do if you were forced to move to Denver proper?

Matt
09-20-2007, 01:07 PM
Put on safety glasses

What would you do IF money was made of chocolate.

Matt
09-20-2007, 01:08 PM
I think my answer works for either one. :lol:

Daghain
09-20-2007, 01:15 PM
:lol:

If money were made of chocolate, I wouldn't have any because I would have eaten it all.

What would you do if you could fly?

Matt
09-20-2007, 01:20 PM
I would worry about breathing and being cold up there :(

what would you do if an asteroid blasted us all back to the stone age?

Arthur Heath
09-20-2007, 01:22 PM
re-invent fire....

This ones obvious

What would you do if you had 24 hours to live

Daghain
09-20-2007, 01:30 PM
I can't print that here. This is a family forum. :rofl:

What would YOU do if you had 24 hours to live?

Arthur Heath
09-20-2007, 01:39 PM
Print off the member map and TODASH to meet everyone. First stop Hungary...

What would you do if DT DOT COM was terminated?

Darkthoughts
09-20-2007, 01:43 PM
Sell my laptop :(

What would you do if it rained real cats and dogs?

Daghain
09-20-2007, 01:43 PM
Beat me!

Call the pound. :lol:

What would you do if you found a speaking ring?

sarah
09-20-2007, 02:14 PM
step in!


what would you do if you lost the game?

ZoNeSeeK
09-20-2007, 02:44 PM
I would get into the chat, NOW!

What would you do if you could read people's minds?

Storyslinger
09-20-2007, 04:24 PM
Die of brain convulsions cause of some of the things I'd learn

What would you do if you found out your life was really just someones story?

Matt
09-20-2007, 04:32 PM
Tell them to write me in some retirement :lol:

What would you do if you got a jolly rancher stuck so hard between your teeth it couldn't be removed?

Storyslinger
09-20-2007, 04:35 PM
Eat through a straw

What would you do if you saw me eating through a straw?

sarah
09-20-2007, 04:39 PM
probably point and laugh.


what would you do if i told you you had a nice body? would you hold it against me?

Storyslinger
09-20-2007, 04:41 PM
I'm hurt :cry: :lol:
I would blush like a school girl, but wouldn't hold it against you

What would you do if you had said nice body in your grasp?

fernandito
09-21-2007, 06:47 AM
Nah, no thanks. :)


What would you do if you only had 24 hrs. left to live?

Storyslinger
09-21-2007, 06:49 AM
Travel to Maine a discuss book ideas with King

What would you do if King asked for an idea for a new book?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 08:09 AM
Give him one. :)

What would you do if it rained for 10 days straight?

sarah
09-21-2007, 08:20 AM
I would embrace it.

what would you do if you reached the top of the tower?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 08:33 AM
Start all over again.

What would you do if you ran into Walter?

fernandito
09-21-2007, 08:50 AM
Have a smoke with him :lol:



What would you do if the CK asked you to be one of his minions?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 08:55 AM
Blow his brains out with my six-shooter. :D

What would you do if you found a door on the beach?

Letti
09-21-2007, 09:04 AM
I would open it immediately.


What would you do if you could fly?

fernandito
09-21-2007, 09:14 AM
I would fly around. Anywhere, everywhere.


What would you do if you had the power of invisibility?

Letti
09-21-2007, 09:18 AM
I would go to the cinema and to the museums without tickets.


What would you do if could turn into a horse?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 09:25 AM
Eat a lot of hay. :D

What would you do if the world was overrun with chickens?

Letti
09-21-2007, 09:26 AM
Cry your pardon, Daghain but can horses fly...?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 09:40 AM
Had to edit. Missed a post :D

Letti
09-21-2007, 09:44 AM
To answer your question:

I would cook something verrry delicious.


What would you do if you found a wallet with lots of money in it on the floor?

Odetta
09-21-2007, 12:41 PM
I would look for my cell phone as well, since it would probably be MY wallet!


WHat would you do if I said "I love you"

Daghain
09-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Blush. :wub:

What would you do if there were no more books?

Odetta
09-21-2007, 12:51 PM
spend even more time on the computer... but not here, because this place wouldn't exist :(



What would you do if aliens landed on earth?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 01:20 PM
Ask to be taken to their leader. :lol:

What would you do if it snowed in July?

Odetta
09-21-2007, 01:22 PM
It HAS where I'm from... I usually curse!


What would you do if alcohol didn't exist?

Daghain
09-21-2007, 01:37 PM
:cry::cry::cry:

What would you do if sneezing were illegal?

Arthur Heath
09-21-2007, 03:26 PM
Daghain, you've never been to SW Washington and Oregon, it does rain 10 days straight. It rains 8 months straight.

Daghain
09-22-2007, 11:49 AM
Never been. :D

Letti
09-22-2007, 12:08 PM
Uh... I would have a more stressful life. :D


What would you do if you woke up naked in the middle of the street?

Matt
09-22-2007, 12:33 PM
I would try to hide my special purpose :blush:

What would you do if you were stranded on a tropical island?

alinda
09-22-2007, 12:48 PM
Fish all day.

What would you do if you won a lottery ?

Letti
09-22-2007, 01:02 PM
I would give the money to my loved ones first of all to my Moon. Of course I would spend some on me but I wouldn't need much.


Who would you have a date with if you could choose anyone all over the world?

Matt
09-22-2007, 01:11 PM
My sweet Dora :wub:

I'll leave that one for someone else


Who would you have a date with if you could choose anyone all over the world?

Letti
09-23-2007, 10:40 AM
Bruce Willis.
Yeah. :D


What would you do if you lost your favourite book on a train?

Storyslinger
09-23-2007, 10:42 AM
Hold up a cab in hopes of being able to catch the train

What would you do if your favorite book was destroyed?

Letti
09-23-2007, 10:53 AM
I think I would cry a little... or very much.


What would you do you saw a beautiful crying woman in the street?

Storyslinger
09-23-2007, 10:56 AM
I would comfort Letti and offer to buy her a new book

What would you do if I offered to buy that new book for you?

Letti
09-23-2007, 11:00 AM
I would try to stop you and I would say many times: that's too kind of you. :D


What would you do if you fell asleep on a train and you got up in another country without money?

Storyslinger
09-23-2007, 11:02 AM
Try to find someone form DT.com, we're all over, to help me out

What would you do if someone from DT.com showed up at your house?

Letti
09-23-2007, 11:04 AM
I would dance around happily and I wouldn't believe my eyes.


What about you? (the same question)

Storyslinger
09-23-2007, 11:08 AM
I would invite them in, have a warm meal, and chat into the night

What would you do if you lost your memories from the last year?

Daghain
09-23-2007, 06:35 PM
Probably be really, really happy about it. :lol:

What would you do if you woke up and discovered you were the opposite sex?

fernandito
09-23-2007, 09:24 PM
Pick up on myself?



What would you if you woke without your arms?

Daghain
09-23-2007, 09:28 PM
:lol:

Scratch myself with my toes?

What would you do if Roland let you into his ka-tet?

Letti
09-23-2007, 10:34 PM
Pick up on myself?

:lol:

Storyslinger
09-24-2007, 07:45 AM
Try not to forget the face of my father

What would you do if the Crimson King took up residence in your mind?

Daghain
09-24-2007, 10:56 AM
Lock myself up and throw away the key.

What would you do if you had been the one to choose between Jake and the Tower?

Jon
09-24-2007, 07:47 PM
The tower, the greater good.

Have you ever given LISTERINE POCKETPAK&#174; to a puppy?

ZoNeSeeK
09-24-2007, 07:48 PM
id push the little pest off and go back and find that sex slut in the speaking ring :D

What would you do if you were dying of cancer?

Daghain
09-24-2007, 07:51 PM
Party like it's 1999. :lol:

What would you do if you got fired tomorrow?

Storyslinger
09-25-2007, 07:29 AM
Have all the time in the world to do whatever

What would you do if time just stopped?

Daghain
09-25-2007, 09:22 AM
Throw away my watch. :D

What would you do if the earth started spininng backwards?

MonteGss
09-25-2007, 09:27 AM
Look up in the sky for Superman!

What would you do if I slapped your ass?

fernandito
09-25-2007, 10:17 AM
You'd receive a swift kick to the temple. :)


What would you do if I flipped you off?

Daghain
09-25-2007, 11:03 AM
Snap your finger off like a twig. :lol:

What would you do if I spit on you?

MonteGss
09-25-2007, 11:08 AM
Faint.

What would you do if I farted loudly in the library?

Daghain
09-25-2007, 12:21 PM
Laugh, and then call you a pig. :D

What would you do if you got locked in the grocery store overnight?

fernandito
09-25-2007, 12:24 PM
die of starvation.


What would you do if a co-worker walked into the office with purple hair?

Daghain
09-25-2007, 12:25 PM
That would be nothing new around here. :lol:

What would you do if you woke up and your hair was purple?

ZoNeSeeK
09-25-2007, 08:28 PM
swing senore' willy around and pretend to be snuffleuffagus

What would you do if your fly broke on the bus?

Storyslinger
09-26-2007, 07:49 AM
Try not to put anyones eye out :lol:

What would you do if you saw your Boss run through the office naked?

Letti
09-26-2007, 08:28 AM
I would catch him and jump on him. ;)


What would you see if found a big cockroach in your hamburger at McDonald's?

Storyslinger
09-26-2007, 08:31 AM
Enjoy the new ingrediant

What would you do if you saw someone eating said cockroach burger?

MonteGss
09-26-2007, 08:57 AM
Ask him if Survivorman was correct..."are they tasty?"

What would you do if you found a hundred dollar bill lying on the ground and nobody was around to claim it?

Darkthoughts
09-26-2007, 01:00 PM
Head straight to the pub!

What would you do if I asked you to come with me?...Then made you pay for your own beers :lol:

MonteGss
09-26-2007, 04:32 PM
Drink you under the table anyway. :)

What would you do if I got drunk and touchy-feely?

fernandito
09-26-2007, 05:10 PM
Swing at you in my current drunken state, and probably miss.



What would you do if I offered you a joint?

MonteGss
09-26-2007, 05:20 PM
Well, what are you waiting for dude? Spark it up!

What would you do if I didn't pass it back?

fernandito
09-26-2007, 05:27 PM
I'd say (cough)hitandpassit(cough).


What would you do if I took one of your smokes without asking?

MonteGss
09-26-2007, 05:38 PM
I'd say, "those aren't mine man, I quit last year."


What would you do if this site crashed? :o

Daghain
09-26-2007, 06:28 PM
:cry::cry::cry:

What would you do if you couldn't use booksearch?

Storyslinger
09-26-2007, 06:35 PM
Your shouldn't say so, I'd die(flat out)

Same quetion

MonteGss
09-26-2007, 06:42 PM
I'd do what I usually do: rely on memory or look it up in the BOOKS. :)


What would you do if The Dark Tower 8 came out?

Storyslinger
09-26-2007, 06:44 PM
Wonder what the f@#$ King is thinking, I'd rather see more Roland back story

What would you do if King wrote about Roland's back story?

MonteGss
09-26-2007, 06:46 PM
Be excited as long as it wasn't about lame-ass Susan Delgado.


What would you do if the Packers won the NFC this year?

Daghain
09-26-2007, 06:53 PM
Sleep though it. I hate football. Zzzzzzzz. :lol:

What would you do if they didn't?

Storyslinger
09-26-2007, 06:55 PM
ARGH Don't say that

What would you do if King showed up at your house?

Daghain
09-26-2007, 06:57 PM
Ask him if he'd seen this site yet, and show him if he hadn't. :lol:

What would you do if the Crimson King showed up at your house?

Storyslinger
09-26-2007, 06:58 PM
Run and scream, if that is in reference to All Hail, bad experiances, see to days post of in your mind :scared:

Same question

Daghain
09-26-2007, 07:00 PM
I'd be so out of there, man, either way. :lol:

What would you do if it were illegal to eat breakfast cereal?

ZoNeSeeK
09-26-2007, 10:11 PM
Crush it up and snort it.

What would you if a pregnant giraffe was in your back yard?

Letti
09-26-2007, 10:48 PM
I would call a vet.


What would you do if you couldn't read?

Nerak
09-26-2007, 11:09 PM
Die from lack of the written word.

What would you do if it was 3am and your nose wouldn't stop running?

Letti
09-26-2007, 11:30 PM
I would try to catch it somehow... :lol:


What would you do if you could read a book during one minute?

MonteGss
09-27-2007, 03:09 AM
Spend even more money on books.

What would you do if Letti came to visit us in the US?

Storyslinger
09-27-2007, 07:05 AM
Finally be able to die happy :wub:

What would you do if we all had the chance to visit Letti?

Daghain
09-27-2007, 01:24 PM
Party like it's 1999. :lol:

What would you do if you were asked to be on a Big Brother show with all DT members?

Darkthoughts
09-27-2007, 01:32 PM
Ooooh!! I hate BB but I'd have to say yes to that one :D

What would you do if your favourite posession went missing?

MonteGss
09-27-2007, 02:48 PM
I'd hunt down CK cuz I know it was him that took them all. :)

What would you do if I showed up at your house unannounced?

ZoNeSeeK
09-27-2007, 11:02 PM
Hope you either had a) beer or b) drugs.

What would you do if you saw DT8 on the shelf?

Letti
09-27-2007, 11:13 PM
I would be incredibly surprised and I would buy it immadiately.


What would you do if you fell in love with a book character?

Daghain
09-28-2007, 09:50 AM
What do you mean, if? :lol:

What would you do if the sky turned green?

Arthur Heath
09-28-2007, 11:24 AM
Think "how cool is that".....

Heres a good one. What would you do if you had a money tree in your back yard?

fernandito
09-28-2007, 12:29 PM
Build a dome around it so that no one could look at it but me. :D


What would you do if you had an infinite amount of money?

Daghain
09-28-2007, 12:32 PM
Retire.


What would you do if you had to walk everywhere you went?

MonteGss
09-28-2007, 03:41 PM
Save money otherwise spent on gas. :)


What would you do if you could fly like Superman?

Darkthoughts
09-29-2007, 07:48 AM
Oh man, that'd be my ultimate super power...I'd just stick on some cool tunes on my ipod and chill out up in the clouds all day :wub:

What would you do if you could pick any super power?

MonteGss
09-29-2007, 07:58 AM
I'd pick X-Ray vision. :evil:

What would you do if I started following you after acquiring my new super-power? :evil: :lol:

Darkthoughts
09-29-2007, 08:20 AM
Start going to the gym :lol:

Brice
09-29-2007, 08:22 AM
Start going to the gym :lol:

You forgot to ask a question Lisa. :couple:

Darkthoughts
09-29-2007, 08:29 AM
I couldn't think of one...you go Brice :huglove:

Brice
09-29-2007, 08:31 AM
What would you do if I knocked on your door right now?

Darkthoughts
09-29-2007, 08:39 AM
faint!! :D Then make you some food and send out for alcohol!!

What would you do if you came all that way and i wasn't in? :lol:

Brice
09-29-2007, 08:48 AM
faint!! :D Then make you some food and send out for alcohol!!

What would you do if you came all that way and i wasn't in? :lol:

Search all of Europe till I found ya'. :D

What would you do if there were no more books?

Darkthoughts
09-29-2007, 09:02 AM
Reread for all eternity. Or if you mean, no books full stop - I'd memorize them like they did in Farenheit 451.

What would you do if you could only pick one band to listen to?

Daghain
09-29-2007, 09:58 AM
Pick Breaking Benjamin. :D

What would you do if you had to live in a tent?

MonteGss
09-29-2007, 10:15 AM
Make sure it was a cool Harry Potter type tent. :)


What would you do if they canceled the next installment of The Gunslinger comic?

Brice
09-29-2007, 10:06 PM
hunt the fuckin bastards down one by one.

what would you do if you could teleport anywhere?

Letti
09-30-2007, 12:35 AM
I would be there next to you in a second.


What would you eat if you could eat only one thing in the rest of your life?

Daghain
09-30-2007, 09:13 PM
Live on bacon. :D

What would you do if beer didn't exist?

Darkthoughts
10-01-2007, 01:06 AM
Be alot slimmer and alot less amusing (though I'm sure that point is debatable amongst those who have to suffer my jokes :lol: )

What would you do if there was no coffee (or tea if you prefer)?

Storyslinger
10-01-2007, 05:35 AM
You don't want to know:lol:

What would you do if all that you love forgot you, or was erased?

Darkthoughts
10-01-2007, 01:22 PM
Well, as far as children and friends go, that'd suck. But as far as my husband is concerned I think it'd be cool as fuck in a way...you could have that butterflies in the stomach feeling all over again...first kiss...all that cool shit!

What would you do if you woke up bald?

Storyslinger
10-02-2007, 06:42 AM
Already am, by choice though

Same question

Letti
10-02-2007, 12:48 PM
I would cry out.


What would you do if you opened your eyes in the middle of the evening and a stanger stood next to your bed in the dark?
(it has happened to me)

Daghain
10-02-2007, 01:42 PM
That sucker would be sooo dead. :lol:

What would you do if the moon was made of green cheese?

Letti
10-02-2007, 01:43 PM
I would paint it blue.


What would you do if you had eyes on your palms?

Darkthoughts
10-02-2007, 01:52 PM
Get alot of crap in my eyes :lol:

What would you do if you could only pick one type of footwear forever?

Daghain
10-02-2007, 01:53 PM
Live in Merrells. :lol:

What would you do if the world was flat?

fernandito
10-02-2007, 03:08 PM
It isn't flat?!?!


What would you do if were under alien invasion?

Storyslinger
10-02-2007, 03:50 PM
We're not!?!

What would you do if you never got hungry?

MonteGss
10-02-2007, 08:57 PM
Drink all the time.

What would you do if "they" legalized pot?

Storyslinger
10-03-2007, 07:20 AM
Would affect me

What would you do if I showed up at you house, on a Thursday?

MonteGss
10-03-2007, 10:37 AM
Ignore you and watch Smallville like I usually do. :lol:

What would you do if you caught your lover in bed with somebody else?

Letti
10-03-2007, 10:44 AM
I would run and run and run as long as I can.


What would you do if one day you would wake up with 3 arms?

ZoNeSeeK
10-03-2007, 05:29 PM
Find a woman with three breasts.

What would you if you were back at school?

Storyslinger
10-03-2007, 07:37 PM
Sleep, thats all I did anyways :lol:

What would you do if you could choose to be any age?

Daghain
10-03-2007, 07:56 PM
Stay 35 forever. :D

What would you do if you had to be a teenager again?

ZoNeSeeK
10-03-2007, 08:37 PM
get work straight out of uni and save 10% of everything i earnt

If you had a pet sloth, what would you call it?

Daghain
10-03-2007, 09:02 PM
Slovenly. :lol:

What would you do if there was no more beer?

Letti
10-04-2007, 01:18 AM
I would build a beer factory with my own hands.

What would you do if you realised that you have 7 personalities - one for each day?

Jean
10-04-2007, 01:52 AM
I would try to mix them up, so they were not as predictable as this schedule decrees.

What would you do if you realized you were stuck in a Groundhog Day?

Storyslinger
10-04-2007, 06:43 AM
Have fun with it for the first week, then it would get old

What would you do if you had the chance to star in any movie of your choice?

Letti
10-04-2007, 08:47 AM
I would say no, thank you. It's not my cup of tea I think.


What would you do if you didn't remember your name in the bank?

Storyslinger
10-04-2007, 09:51 AM
Say "Ummmmmmmmmmm.....ahhhhhhhhhh....shit!"

What would you do if the seasons changed by the day?

MonteGss
10-04-2007, 03:28 PM
Sleep through winter. :)

What would you do if won the Powerball?

Daghain
10-04-2007, 07:51 PM
Retire in style.:D

What would you do if you suddenly found yourself with absolutely no money?

sarah
10-04-2007, 08:08 PM
take out school loans and finish school.


what you you do if you won $1,000

Jon
10-05-2007, 12:00 AM
Pay you to change to a sexy AV


What would you do if Mick Jagger knocked on your door?

MonteGss
10-05-2007, 03:31 AM
Close it. He's lame.

What would you do if it rained everyday?

Storyslinger
10-05-2007, 07:06 AM
Be in heaven

What would you do if your home was destroyed while you were away?

sarah
10-05-2007, 06:28 PM
rebuild it and start over.


what would you do if you lost your keys

parsnip
10-05-2007, 07:13 PM
do the happy I don't hafta go to work on time today dance. it would look a little bit like panic from the outside.



what would you do if everyone had a star on their belly but you?

Letti
10-05-2007, 10:14 PM
What a question. :)
I would feel damned.


What would you do if you were the only survivor of a big airplane crash on a deserted island?

MonteGss
10-06-2007, 01:30 PM
Slowly eat myself to death.

What would you do if I grabbed your ass?

Letti
10-06-2007, 01:32 PM
I would grab yours. ;)


What would you do if your DT books vanished one moment to the other?

MonteGss
10-06-2007, 01:33 PM
@ Letti :lol:

I would cry, look for them, cry some more. Then I would settle for only have them on audio if they never appeared again.


What would you do if you lost the ability to read?

Letti
10-06-2007, 01:35 PM
I would try my best to learn it again.


What would you do if a 2 meter tall big strong man grabbed your ass in the elevator?

MonteGss
10-06-2007, 01:38 PM
Pretend I didn't feel anything and quickly exit when the door opened. :lol:

What would you do if could read minds?

Letti
10-06-2007, 01:44 PM
I would get mad.


What would you do if you had a skölpadda?

Storyslinger
10-08-2007, 08:01 AM
Give it up, someone could benifit from it more than i could

What would you do if i gave you the skölpadda?

Jon
10-08-2007, 09:00 PM
Wonder why a stranger gave me a fucking turtle!

What would you do if I fed a cat tuna laced with Ex-lax® and locked it in your car all night?

Darkthoughts
10-09-2007, 12:33 AM
Laugh - I don't drive so that'd be my neighbours car :lol:

What would you do if an animal spoke to you?

RolandDerRevolvermann
10-09-2007, 02:13 AM
I ask for father callahan.

What would you do if eddy two-times... (right phrase?)

Darkthoughts
10-09-2007, 05:22 AM
Two times...as in cheat on Susannah? It'd be a foolish woman who'd cross Susannah Dean!!

What would you do if you could only communicate through smilies?

Storyslinger
10-09-2007, 06:35 AM
:D :( :cry: :pullhair: :beat:

What would you do if you met a mime?

MonteGss
10-09-2007, 09:33 AM
Stare, point and laugh. Silly mimes. :lol:

What would you do if an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend invited you to their place for the weekend and you were married?

Darkthoughts
10-09-2007, 01:42 PM
Oooooh!! Would there be alcohol involved? I would refuse, safest thing to do ;)

Same q, I like that one!

Arthur Heath
10-09-2007, 02:04 PM
Thats just asking for trouble. It's best to stay out of those situations obviously, but...tempting eh?

Girlystevedave
10-19-2007, 08:09 PM
Tell him that I dated him during a time in my life when I had low standards and I don't feel like sinking.


What would you do if you woke up as a cartoon?

fernandito
10-20-2007, 05:49 AM
Go on a sawed-off shotgun shooting spree :)


What would you do if you found out you were a work of fiction?

Kevin
10-20-2007, 09:59 AM
Find the writer and 'convince' him to write me a happy ending. :evil:

What would you do if you woke up with a weird taste in your mouth? ><

Letti
10-20-2007, 10:02 AM
I would go to the bathroom very quickly.


What would you do if you realised that your best friend is an alien from another planet?

Brice
10-20-2007, 10:07 AM
hide her



what would you do if I http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/Lettike/smiley/cuddle2.gif

Letti
10-20-2007, 10:16 AM
if you pushed me away? I would try again. :wub:


What would you do if you couldn't remember your yesterday?

Brice
10-20-2007, 10:19 AM
Well today I can but there have been many days when I couldn't. You just kinda float through those days. :lol:


What would you do if you knew today was your last day?

alinda
10-20-2007, 10:50 AM
say thankyou...

What would you do if "life partner" went crazy? ( no really)

Darkthoughts
10-20-2007, 03:17 PM
Crazy as in insane - or angry? Either way if I couldn't personally allieviate the situation I'd get professional help :rose:

What would you do if you found a mysterious, freestanding door?

Girlystevedave
10-20-2007, 03:23 PM
Open it, hoping Roland would be on the other side.


What would you do if this mb disappeared?

Ikilledthecrimsonking
10-20-2007, 06:33 PM
IDK but life goes on

wat would u do if the show the girls next door got cancled

Darkthoughts
10-21-2007, 12:06 PM
I'd actually be really sad...its my guilty pleasure - Bridget is my favourite!!

What would you do if Lost got cancelled?

Letti
10-21-2007, 12:29 PM
I guess nothing. I have never watched it. (sorry)


What would you do if your nose jumped down from your face and ran away?

Daghain
10-21-2007, 09:20 PM
Change my name to Michael Jackson

What would you do if the sun and the moon got reversed?

Storyslinger
10-22-2007, 05:44 AM
Wow, nice. I would be totally f!@#ed up

Same Question, this is a good one

Jean
10-22-2007, 05:46 AM
the wolves would howl at the sun, and you would go moonbathing (singing good day moonshine... which would give the song some additional unexpected meaning)

same question

Letti
10-22-2007, 06:12 AM
I would walk in the moonlight even more.


What would you do if you could touch your eye with your tongue?

Storyslinger
10-22-2007, 06:13 AM
Keep my eyes clean, like a windshield wiper

What would you do if someone else licked your eye?

Girlystevedave
10-22-2007, 04:48 PM
Wish I had a contagious infection


What would you do if you could never spell with vowels again?

Brice
10-22-2007, 04:50 PM
be hurt by sj. :(


What would you do if you were visited by aliens.

Kevin
10-22-2007, 06:37 PM
Ask them to save our planet.

What would you do if you were unable to love? :cry:

Daghain
10-22-2007, 06:45 PM
Hate everybody.

What would you do if the official language became Pig Latin?

MonteGss
10-22-2007, 07:29 PM
OtNay orryWa. :)

What would you do if CK decided to support the WHITE?

Darkthoughts
10-23-2007, 02:20 AM
Be very suspicious!

What would you do if you lived on Sesame Street?

Storyslinger
10-23-2007, 07:21 AM
Take that Yellow bird and that rec thing the !@#$ out :lol:

What would you do if you became animated?

Jimmy
10-23-2007, 05:58 PM
Pull a huge frigging mallet out of hammerspace and klonk George W. on his empty little noggin.

What would you do if you woke up in bed with O.J Simpson?

Daghain
10-23-2007, 06:03 PM
Kill myself. No, wait. Kill him, then kill myself. I couldn't live with the memory. :lol:

What would you do if water ran uphill?

MonteGss
10-23-2007, 09:34 PM
Nothing, as long as it continued to come out of my faucet.

What would you do if I once again, slapped your ass? :evil:

Girlystevedave
10-24-2007, 02:09 PM
Let you get away with it, (if you gave up the answer to the DT trivia question. :unsure: :D

What would you do if I let you get away with it?

MonteGss
10-24-2007, 02:15 PM
Hmmm, I would probably try for a full-on grab then. :) :evil:

What would you do if I gave you a hint for trivia?

Girlystevedave
10-24-2007, 02:18 PM
:orely: Consider becoming the mb whore.

What would you do if I became a mb whore?

MonteGss
10-24-2007, 02:20 PM
Ask for your number. :lol:

What would you do if you got fired from your job?

Girlystevedave
10-24-2007, 02:22 PM
Go down in a blaze of glory.:shoot:


What would you do if clocks didn't exist?

MonteGss
10-24-2007, 02:23 PM
Certainly quit my job...how would you know when to your shift ended?

What would you do if a vampire visited you?

fernandito
10-24-2007, 02:52 PM
Invite him in for a drink , of course!


What would you do if you woke up with a skunk next to you?

Storyslinger
10-25-2007, 06:26 AM
Are you making fun of my pets again FP:lol:

What would you do if time starting moving backwards?

MonteGss
10-25-2007, 08:25 PM
Look forward to that sleepless one-night stand I had with CK a few months back...

What would you do if you found a real light saber on the ground?

Kevin
10-25-2007, 08:47 PM
I'd go find me some cosplay Stormtroopers and watch them wet their pants.

What would you do if you could seduce any women/man in the world?

Ikilledthecrimsonking
10-26-2007, 12:07 PM
have a 47 way

what would u do if optimus prime died in transformers movie

Letti
11-03-2007, 11:37 AM
I would try to know who the blue hell optimus prime is. (shame on me I have no idea, sorry)


What would you do if you ate your tongue accidentally?

Ikilledthecrimsonking
11-03-2007, 11:40 AM
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

alinda
11-03-2007, 11:42 AM
I'd quietly get choked up! ????

What would you do if all your dreams came true?

Letti
11-03-2007, 11:46 AM
I would try to fond some new ones very quickly. Noone can live without dreams.


What would you do if your favourite movie star stepped out from your TV?

alinda
11-03-2007, 11:49 AM
I'd say "whats happening?" and give him a kiss.

What would you do if we all showed up at your door one day?:ninja:

Letti
11-03-2007, 11:52 AM
I would laugh and cry and smile at the same time.


What would you do if one day you got up with a monkey tail?

alinda
11-03-2007, 11:54 AM
I do everyday!!

What would you do with $1,000.000.000 dollars?

Ikilledthecrimsonking
11-03-2007, 01:29 PM
go to college, buy a mansion , have a super model wife, get a drug addiction, go to rehab 8 times, basically be a celebrity

what would you do if roland came into your concise and kidnapped u to the beach

alinda
11-03-2007, 01:41 PM
whatever the (as Letti would say) blue hell he told me to do!!



What would you do if you could have anything you wanted?

Ikilledthecrimsonking
11-03-2007, 01:49 PM
(as Letti would say) whatever the blue hell i want to do

what would you do if a celebrity came to your door asking for a cup of sugar

Girlystevedave
11-03-2007, 06:51 PM
Charge them for it.

What would you do if I couldn't come up with a good question?

Kevin
11-03-2007, 07:30 PM
Be dissapointed. :nope:

What would you do if SK announced that Roland is secretly gay?

Letti
11-04-2007, 12:29 AM
I would be sure it's a bad joke.


What would you do if you wake up as the opposite sex?

alinda
11-04-2007, 05:24 AM
uh, let my facial hair grow in .....


what would you do if there were no need for you to work?

Daghain
11-04-2007, 07:25 PM
Travel and relax. :D

What would you do if you had ten minutes to live?

Storyslinger
11-05-2007, 06:22 AM
Say "shit", because I just spent the last nine minutes reading these posts

What would you do if you became a fly on the wall?