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mae
05-27-2009, 03:33 PM
So I chanced upon this amusing news:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5309001/Twitter-Great-works-of-literature-shortened-into-tweets.html

As I don't use Twitter, I found it somewhat funny (Quote: Samuel Beckett's bleak play Waiting for Godot is reduced to: "Vladimir and Estragon stand next to tree and wait for Godot. Their status is not updated.") Perhaps old news to some of you. But it got me wondering how condensed (and perhaps witty) can we make a synopsis of the entire Dark Tower series? I don't think 140-character limit is needed, but it has to be brief.

Whaddaya say?

pathoftheturtle
05-29-2009, 08:04 AM
Cosmic cowboy on Jacob's Ladder saves paperback writer from notorious van. Life goes on, Geoffrey Chaucer still dead.

jayson
05-29-2009, 08:14 AM
How about this one?

Man in Black flees across desert. Gunslinger follows. Repeat as necessary.

Kidd Ikarus
05-29-2009, 08:55 AM
How about this one?

Man in Black flees across desert. Gunslinger follows. Repeat as necessary.

:lol:

tamez
05-29-2009, 09:22 AM
How about this one?

Man in Black flees across desert. Gunslinger follows. Repeat as necessary.

that's some funny shit right there

candy
05-29-2009, 11:17 AM
How about this one?

Man in Black flees across desert. Gunslinger follows. Repeat as necessary.

:clap:

candy
05-29-2009, 11:18 AM
cowboy goes through a door, finds friends, saves rose - eating asprin

mae
05-29-2009, 12:47 PM
How about this one?

Man in Black flees across desert. Gunslinger follows. Repeat as necessary.

BRILLIANT! :panic:

SigTauGimp
05-29-2009, 07:12 PM
R_of_G 's definitely wins in my book. :rofl:

Jean
05-29-2009, 10:30 PM
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Letti
05-29-2009, 10:34 PM
This thread is full of spoiler tags (hank you for using them :rose:). I'm gonna put a spoiler warning into the title and I will remove the spoiler tags from the posts. I hope you don't mind. It seems logical.

wag117
06-01-2009, 10:32 PM
how about
Party of 1, party of 2, party of 4,
ka moves and the tet is no more.

<ô> bango skank <ô>
06-01-2009, 10:53 PM
how about...

Man thirsty, man unhealthy, man angry, man youthful, man hero, man in grief, man without horn?

Darkthoughts
06-10-2009, 12:58 AM
:lol:

Moving to Come Commala ;)

BROWNINGS CHILDE
06-10-2009, 01:51 AM
Childe Roland to the dark tower came...................................again.