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LadyHitchhiker
04-16-2009, 12:38 PM
It's time to feel the love!!! :grouphug: Here's a game I invented today, inspired by watching a tv show today. It's like the Person Below You Game but with loooove... You come up with some ridiculous thing to say as a condition that the person below you still must love you, and they explain why.

Example:

First person: "Would you still love me if my knees were inverted?"

Person Below "Yes. I think that would be really interesting in bed!" And then the person below comes up with a new question for the next person.


I'll start:



Would you still love me if I was a zombie?

Ste Letto
04-16-2009, 01:12 PM
Of course, because just like love you'd never die.

Would you still love me if I were a fish?

idk, my bff jill?
04-16-2009, 01:17 PM
Of course.
I'm Kanye West, and I'm a gay fish.

Would you still love me if I had no teeth?

AlishaRiley
04-16-2009, 01:24 PM
Sure, I like 'em old.

Would you still love me if I had strips of bacon for feet, and marshmallows for toes?

Lily-sai
04-16-2009, 01:27 PM
Of course. You'd smell lovely every day. I would mayhap even have a teeny tiny nibble :)

Would you still love me if I was a werewolf all the time except when it's full moon and only then I would be a human being?

AlishaRiley
04-16-2009, 01:32 PM
Definitely - doggy style FTW.*
In fact, I think I'd love you more.

Would you still love me if my clothing consisted of newspaper, and when it rained, I'd have to walk around naked?

*Please note that this is not the general view of the author, it is merely a witty remark to make her sound hip.

LadyHitchhiker
04-16-2009, 01:36 PM
Absolutely, but we would end up the bedroom a lot more often if it rained too much ;)

Would you still love me if I had corn cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal?

boogerb53
04-16-2009, 03:05 PM
Absoutely! We'd just have to move to the North Pole and fight global warming!

Would you still love me if my butt were on backwards and my hair was naturally purple?

alinda
04-16-2009, 04:12 PM
Ohhhh Barney give it to me!


Would you still love me if I had scissorhands?

LadyHitchhiker
04-17-2009, 03:10 AM
Absolutely. I would never have to pay for a haircut again.

Would you still love me if I had feet like a duck?

Ste Letto
04-18-2009, 02:22 AM
Of course, I can't swim and I could count on you to save me.

Would you still love me if I could only say one word, "Wibble".

alinda
04-18-2009, 04:46 AM
only a wibble bit.....:wtf:

Would you love me if I were covered in wrinkles?

B Rag
04-18-2009, 01:41 PM
Of course! I like raisins, don't I?




Would you still love me if I had a fetish involving matches and sandpaper?

LadyHitchhiker
04-19-2009, 04:13 AM
Yes, I like it hot and rough!

Would you still love me if I only spoke in puns?

AlishaRiley
04-19-2009, 05:31 AM
I'd love you...but I'd probably have to kill you out of love.


Would you still love me if I could only give birth to beavers and little green men?

DoctorDodge
04-19-2009, 06:21 AM
Of course, i'm huge alien geek and i love beaver!

Would you still love me even if i spent my entire life walking upside down?

B Rag
04-19-2009, 06:58 PM
Of course - upside down is okay, but diagonal is where I draw the line.




Would you still love me if I got a huge tattoo of your parents on my back?

BROWNINGS CHILDE
04-19-2009, 07:06 PM
Sure.....unless they were, you know, doin it.



Would you still love me if I stayed in the bathroom all day?

B Rag
04-20-2009, 08:08 AM
Sure. I'm assuming you mean that you'd be cleaning the bathroom all day...




Would you still love me if I had 32 pet mice?

LadyHitchhiker
04-22-2009, 05:56 AM
Yes because 33 is just too much, but 32 is perfect.

Would you still love me if I were Vulcan?

B Rag
04-22-2009, 07:41 AM
Heck yeah, you could make my volcano erupt anytime!




Would you still love me if I always broke things and blamed it on you?

Ste Letto
04-22-2009, 08:09 AM
Of course, because we'd both know the truth and I'd think it was cute.

Would you still love me if I was bald?

AlishaRiley
04-22-2009, 10:08 AM
More than life itself - although I suppose it depends which are we're talking about...

Would you still love me if I had my own theme tune, and every time I moved "Oh when the saints go marchin gin" played...?

Matt
04-22-2009, 02:31 PM
Sure! Marching band outfits turn me on.

Would you still love me if I was a Sith Lord?

LadyHitchhiker
04-25-2009, 02:38 PM
I would definitely join the dark side, for you.

Would you still love me if I could only speak from dialogue written in Stephen King's books?

B Rag
04-27-2009, 06:43 PM
Yar!




Would you still love me if I did a really bad impression of you every time we went anywhere in public?

Jon
04-28-2009, 12:38 AM
Of course. But leave the "O" faces out of it, ok?


Would you still love me if I loved ewe?

AlishaRiley
04-28-2009, 04:04 PM
Yes, because I love ewe, too.
Mmmm.

Would you still love me if my insides were my outsides, and my outsides were my insides?

LadyHitchhiker
04-30-2009, 03:46 PM
I love you from the inside out, no matter the direction.

Would you still love me if I had Wolverine claws?

B Rag
05-01-2009, 11:34 PM
As long as you knew how to use'm! ;)




Would you still love me if I turned into Steve Urkel every now and then?

LadyHitchhiker
05-02-2009, 03:04 PM
Leave you? Would I do that? Never.

Would you still love me if I frequently had explosive diarrhea?

B Rag
05-04-2009, 08:34 PM
I like a girl who can "explode", if you know what I mean!




Would you still love me if I had a beard combover?

LadyHitchhiker
05-05-2009, 04:48 AM
I like a man who knows how to be stylish!

Would you still love me if I had 64 indoor cats?

AlishaRiley
05-05-2009, 06:57 AM
Up the number by five, and you've got a deal. We could perorm scientific experiments on each, and gauge their reactions to various drugs...

Would you still love me if I had swine flu, and enjoyed sharing it with the world?

B Rag
05-05-2009, 07:29 PM
I would be lovesick!




Would you love me if I made tacos out of puppy meat?

LadyHitchhiker
05-16-2009, 03:05 PM
As long as I didn't know what kind of meat it was, I would eat it from you.... and love that you had cooked for me.

Would you still love me if my tongue turned long and skinny like an anteater?

B Rag
05-16-2009, 04:59 PM
Think of all the fun things we could do with that!




Would you still love me if I tied your hair to my shoelaces?

LadyHitchhiker
05-17-2009, 04:53 AM
I would love it because I always like to be close to you.

Would you still love me if I wasn't housebroken?

B Rag
05-17-2009, 12:45 PM
I'd be honored to clean up after you.




Would you still love me if I thought I was Christopher Columbus?

Letti
05-17-2009, 12:54 PM
I would marry you immediately.


Would you still love me if I turned to a stupid greedy old politician every night?

Goblin
05-17-2009, 01:05 PM
Even if it involved oranges. :wub:


Would you still love me if I had to shave my toes EVERY night?

Letti
05-17-2009, 01:14 PM
Of course. We could open a wig store after awhile. ;)


Would you still love me if I had a beautiful big bedroom but you had to sleep in a box in the cold garage every night?

Brice
05-17-2009, 04:15 PM
Hey you didn't say YOU had to sleep in the big bedroom. You just said you had one. ;)

*makes extra room in his box*


Would you still love me if I knew your every thought?

Letti
05-17-2009, 08:49 PM
In this case the question is if you still loved me I guess. :)


Would you still love me if you found dead cats in the washing machine and you knew I did it?

SigTauGimp
05-17-2009, 09:29 PM
But of course, daa'lin...*insert innuendo about wet felines here*



Would you still love me even if I wore 4 pairs of eyeglasses in public?

B Rag
05-24-2009, 07:40 AM
As long as they were sunglasses, so we'd still be cool.




Would you still love me if I considered I spent more money on cheetos in a week than I spent on you in a month?

LadyHitchhiker
05-24-2009, 07:51 AM
As long as you share your cheetos :P

Will you still love me if they have to rip out most of my teeth and I look all weird and hill billy like?

Ste Letto
05-31-2009, 03:27 PM
Of course, you'd be cute with or without false teeth.

Would you still love me if I had to run to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Letti
05-31-2009, 10:58 PM
Yes. I think we should have our bedroom there (in the bathroom) so you wouldn't need to run all the time and we could be together all the time.

Would you still love me if I were hooked on pink boots and I had more than 2000 pairs?

Brice
05-31-2009, 11:09 PM
I'd buy you your 2001st pair.


Would you still love me if I was a serial killer and couldn't stop.

Letti
05-31-2009, 11:12 PM
Of course. I am sure you would kill only bad people.. politicians.. for example. ;)


Would you still love me if I had the voice of a 75-year-old hard-core smoker?

Brice
05-31-2009, 11:18 PM
Yes, you'd sound just like me. :lol:

Would you still love me if everytime I tried to walk I fell like a child just learning?

Letti
05-31-2009, 11:34 PM
Yeah, I guess it would be the best if we sat down under a nice palm tree (you know where) and we could stay there forever.


Would you still love me if I hid a piranha in the toilet?

Brice
06-01-2009, 12:11 AM
Yes, though I think I might find another bathroom to use myself. :lol:


Would you still love me if I was so ugly I looked like I'd just gotten beaten in the face with a baseball bat all the time?

Melike
06-01-2009, 03:22 AM
Yes; at least you'd still be cooler than Nicholas Cage.


Would you still love me if I put ketchup on your hair while you have been sleeping?

Goblin
06-01-2009, 03:42 AM
Yes, as long as you licked it off in the morning. ;)

Would you still love me if I chewed YOUR fingernails in public?

LadyHitchhiker
06-01-2009, 04:36 AM
Yes. I love any displays of affection. Even public grooming.

Would you still love me if I only spoke in rhyme all the time?

Melike
06-01-2009, 05:28 AM
Yes. We could try to speak in rhyme together. :cyclops:


Would you still love me if I were married to Joker?

B Rag
06-02-2009, 08:32 PM
As long as you didn't compare me to him all the time.




Would you still love me if I was always confusing your favorite things with your least favorite things?

Letti
06-02-2009, 10:28 PM
Of course. Maybe I would change my mind and I would start to like my least favourite things. :)


Would you still love me if I spent all my free time in cemeteries singing Queen songs?

LadyHitchhiker
06-04-2009, 08:21 AM
I would join you. Music soothes the savage beast, so does that mean ghouls too?

Would you still love me if I were constantly delirious?

piraterob
06-04-2009, 10:05 PM
Of course I would. I wouldn't have to constantly smack you out of it would I? That's kind of not my bag.

Would you still love me if everyday I dressed up in a speedo and pretending that a single Cheerio was my blow-up tube?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 04:05 AM
I would find your imagination exhilirating and adorable.

Would you still love me if I pretended to be colorblind?

Letti
06-05-2009, 09:21 AM
Yes. I would talk about the colours for hours every day to you. To make you happy.


Would you still loved me if I hated the DT series? (I know, hard one)

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 10:36 AM
*sighs* Yes. How could I not love you? But I would love you more if I could convert you :borg:

Would you still love me if it turned out I was a robot, and not a real human?

Frunobulax
06-05-2009, 10:39 AM
It would be very difficult to not hope that you don't kill me in the Robocalypse, but I couldn't not love ya.

Would you still love me if I was a Brundlefly?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 10:45 AM
I might even love you more!

Would you still love me if I could only speak in dog?

Frunobulax
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
Arrrrrrf!

Would you still love me if I had my head on backwards?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 10:59 AM
I might even love you more.... I'm sure the bedroom would be more interesting than it has ever been! :D

Would you still love me if I really believed that happiness was a warm gun?

Goblin
06-05-2009, 11:08 AM
Yes, as long as I could warm it up for you. ;)


Would you still love me if I spent an hour a night digging in my belly button for fluff?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 11:12 AM
Just as long as you still love me because I shed horribly from my ears.. and like to pick at them for an hour myself, just to get all that dead skin out..

Would you still love me if I thought I was a pirate?

Goblin
06-05-2009, 11:27 AM
Of course!! I love pirates. You could help me buckle my swash.


Would you still love me if I had a tea lady called Maud as an imaginary friend?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 12:32 PM
Well as long as her name wasn't Velma.

Would you still love me if I never bathed?

Letti
06-05-2009, 01:18 PM
I would. From far far away... but I would. :D


Would you still love me if I could count up just to 3? I mean to 2... no, yes. Um. I mean to..3?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2009, 01:20 PM
Oh I'll do all the counting you need. Besides, if there's just you and me, we're the only two that matters!!!!

Will you still love me if I become famous for my 15 second youtube videos about my cat Linus?

B Rag
06-07-2009, 11:53 PM
I'd be starstruck, but yes!




Would you still love me if I insisted that I went to middle school with Kermit the Frog?

Crunchy
06-08-2009, 08:05 AM
of course! me and Kermit go way back too. small world.

would you still love me if i dressed like Waldo and made career of standing around in over-crowded areas?

LadyHitchhiker
06-08-2009, 05:09 PM
I love Waldo... red-striped shirts are too hawwwwwwwt :rose:

Would you still love me if I shaved my head?

Ste Letto
06-10-2009, 02:18 PM
Naturally, just think of all the fun we could have with both of us wearing different wigs.

Would you still love me if I kept cheese in my car for months?

LadyHitchhiker
06-12-2009, 05:59 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows that's the proper way to age cheese!!!

Would you still love me if I was unemployed?

Crunchy
06-12-2009, 02:51 PM
Yeah, then we'd have more time to just hang out.


would you still love me if my breath always smelled like dill pickle potato chips?

Letti
06-12-2009, 11:43 PM
Of course. And for my part I would eat onion all day long.


Would you still love me if I started to dance on your head at midnight?

Melike
06-13-2009, 04:05 AM
Are you serious?! A dancing fairy on my head at midnight? I wouldn't even want to sleep again.


Would you still love me if I had snakes instead of the curls of my hair?

Crunchy
06-13-2009, 01:58 PM
yeah i just wouldn't get that close to you.

would you still love me if all i ate was pizza and every bit of my furniture was made out of pizza boxes?

LadyHitchhiker
06-14-2009, 11:16 AM
Pizza is my alltime favorite food. As long as you were sharing food with me, you could make the whole entire HOUSE out of pizza boxes and I'd be happy.

Would you still love me if my ears were pointed?

B Rag
06-14-2009, 09:43 PM
That'd be positively adorable!




Would you still love me if I made fun of people with disabilities?

Letti
06-15-2009, 12:25 PM
Huh, sorry but in this case.. my answer must be no.


Would you still love me if I couldn't love you because you made fun of people with disabilities?

LadyHitchhiker
06-15-2009, 03:53 PM
Yes. Yes I would.

Would you still love me if I could only be successful intimately when I am dressed as a pirate?

B Rag
06-15-2009, 06:11 PM
As long as you didn't insist on a pirate beard.
(I can't believe I got the first "no"!)

Would you still love me if I hosted a dogfighting ring in my backyard?

LadyHitchhiker
06-16-2009, 12:32 PM
As long as no animals are hurt in the production of the dogfight... it'll be like a mud wrestling pit, right? ;)

Would you still love me if I could only communicate through tv show theme songs?

B Rag
06-16-2009, 12:49 PM
Yes, especially if they're completely instrumental ones!




Would you still love me if I had paper for skin?

Ste Letto
06-16-2009, 02:10 PM
yes, but very very gently.

Would you still love me if I never wanted to leave the house.

Melike
06-17-2009, 12:18 AM
Of course, so we could watch movies all day long.


Would you still love me if I had a raven's heart?

Jon
06-18-2009, 11:14 PM
as long as you keep the raven's hair too.


Would you still love me if I had a foil where my left ear should be?

BROWNINGS CHILDE
06-18-2009, 11:19 PM
As long as the foil had been molded into the shape of a left ear.


Would you still love me if I had a penis growing out of my head?

Jon
06-18-2009, 11:54 PM
Even if you had a head on your penis!


Would you still love me if I wet the bed? Not as an accident or a regular occurrence...if I did it just for a gag?

BROWNINGS CHILDE
06-19-2009, 12:55 AM
Sure.....it keeps me warm.

Would you still love me if my flatulence stained the furniture greenish-brown?

B Rag
06-20-2009, 09:53 PM
Sure, I buy my furniture that color anyway!




Would you still love me if I took a dump in a cereal box and then put it back in the cabinet?

BROWNINGS CHILDE
06-20-2009, 10:00 PM
Sure, I bet it would actually make grape nuts taste better.


Would you still love me If you caught me masterbating to Better Homes and Gardens magazine?

B Rag
06-22-2009, 09:06 AM
If you're that excited about decorating, our home will look great!




Would you still love me if I had surgery to make my face resemble that of a dog?

LadyHitchhiker
06-28-2009, 01:51 PM
I love animals!

Would you still love me if I quit my job tomorrow?

B Rag
06-28-2009, 02:09 PM
Sure, that'd give you more time to cook and clean for me. :cool:




Would you still love me if every two hours, my personality shifted to the exact opposite of my usual one?

Letti
06-28-2009, 09:21 PM
Of course. It would be really exciting.. and a bit stressful but I would. :wub:


Would you still love me if I wanted to sleep in the cemetery every day?

B Rag
06-28-2009, 10:56 PM
Sure! It'd be really convenient once I died.



Would you still love me if I started fights with all the neighbors, and it was really obvious that they were right?

Letti
06-29-2009, 09:48 AM
Yes, of course. Arguing is the best when you know that you are not right.


Would you still love me if I drew a big black moustache on your face you couldn't wash off for hours every time you went to sleep?

Melike
06-29-2009, 11:33 AM
Yes, of course, of course!!! So I could find the chance to experience Dali-like reality, at least for a while.


Would you still love me, if I made payment with your nice car to buy myself cheesecake?

flaggwalkstheline
06-29-2009, 11:40 AM
why yes yes I would
given that I dont like or possess an automobile:Pthats no problem for me

would u still love me if I ate half of said cheese cake without your permission while you werent looking?

Melike
06-29-2009, 01:11 PM
Yes, I would. Then I could have a reason to buy one more big cheesecake; 1 slice for you, rest is mine.:huglove:


Would you still love me, if I worn high heels singing ''tak, tak'' loudly, while we have been looking for books in a library?

LadyHitchhiker
06-29-2009, 03:24 PM
I never knew the library could be even more exciting!!!! Yes! Yes I would!!!

Would you still love me if I refused to pay for the bills except by means of food?

Letti
06-29-2009, 08:43 PM
Yes, I would. I wouldn't pay for the bills, either. We need money to buy food.


Would you still love me if I hit every living soul in the street who dared to look at you?

LadyHitchhiker
06-30-2009, 05:08 AM
It's okay. I'd just make my family wear bags over their heads so you wouldn't know they were looking at me. The rest of the world's a free for all. I know you're just being protective.

Would you still love me if I refused to use anything synthetic ever again?

B Rag
07-01-2009, 05:48 AM
Sure! I'm all natural, and that's all you need.




Would you still love me if I changed my last name to "the Pimp"?

Letti
07-01-2009, 08:09 AM
Yes, of course. I could still call you "my dear little button" anyway. :)


Would you still love me if I spoke like Chewbacca all day long?

LadyHitchhiker
07-02-2009, 12:48 PM
Ooooooh growling turns me on!!! :D

Would you still love me if I had a big hunchback?

B Rag
07-10-2009, 08:24 AM
As long as you didn't mind me trying to ride it.



Would you still love me if I rode a dog around the house?

Letti
07-10-2009, 10:17 AM
With all my heart and soul. Anyway we wouldn't need to spend on bus tickets anymore.


Would you still love me if I kept chawing your eyebrows while you were sleeping?

B Rag
07-11-2009, 10:48 AM
Sure, they need thinning out anyway.



Would you still love me if I had a fetish involving the Grinch?

LadyHitchhiker
07-12-2009, 04:15 AM
You have no idea how much I love Dr. Seuss!!!!!!!!! :excited::clap:

Would you love me if my nose never stopped running?

Letti
07-12-2009, 06:19 AM
Yes, but I would try to catch it time to time.


Would you still love me if I slept with my eyes open?

B Rag
07-12-2009, 09:07 AM
Yes, because then I could look into them all night!



Would you love me if I tried to one-up you constantly?

LadyHitchhiker
07-13-2009, 08:59 AM
Yes, because I of course would pick someone who I think is better than me to love..

Would you still love me if I was addicted to the weather channel?

Letti
07-13-2009, 09:05 AM
:smiles widely: Yeah, I would. Time to time I would throw the TV out of the window but I would buy a new one later. :)


Would you still love me if I wore shoes on my hands and gloves on my feet and I called every man 'Ethel' and every woman 'Kevin'?

Melike
07-13-2009, 10:32 PM
Letti, if it is you nothing would be a reason for me to quit loving you. By the way, I'd find you very interesting and weird which are very important qualities for me.


Would you still love me if I have been very agressive one moment, and very kind other moment?

Letti
07-14-2009, 11:36 AM
Yes, I guess our relationship would be even more passionate. :wub:


Would you still love me if I could say only one word every day?

LadyHitchhiker
07-15-2009, 05:04 AM
I would certainly learn to listen better because I would hang on your every word.

Would you still love me if I felt I had to write a formal complaint to any one who had slighted me and a formal compliment for every person who had touched my life in a good way?

Woofer
07-17-2009, 09:17 AM
I definitely would. Re: complaining - Things never improve if people do not point out the problems. Re: complimenting - Everyone appreciates being appreciated.


Would you still love me as I am - perpetually stuck in the D&B thread?

Lily-sai
07-17-2009, 01:34 PM
Without hesitation. You can be D&B, I can be PNiaAW & S (Pleased Not in an Annoying Way & Serene), so we'll balance each other nicely. Balance is apparently in nowadays.

:couple:

Would you still love me though I never know where I will be tomorrow, just wandering pretty aimlessly around, stopping quite often to look at every little detail?

Woofer
07-17-2009, 01:41 PM
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. I wish that I could just pick up and not know where I'll be tomorrow or what I'll be doing or anything.

Would you still love me if I sold my left foot for the flying car?

LadyHitchhiker
07-20-2009, 05:17 PM
Hell yeah! Who would give up a flying car?

Would you still love me if I always smelled like beer?

B Rag
07-24-2009, 08:07 PM
Why, my biggest complaint with most women is that they don't always smell like beer! Of course!



Would you still love me if all I did was sit in my underwear and watch the same recorded episode of Hannity?

LadyHitchhiker
07-24-2009, 08:12 PM
As long as you watched it with me.

Would you still love me if I told you to shut up every time the news was on?

B Rag
07-24-2009, 08:16 PM
As long as it wasn't Hannity.




Would you still love me if I tied your hair to mine when you weren't looking?

LadyHitchhiker
07-24-2009, 08:20 PM
We'd be awfully close together. Your hair and my hair are awfully short. I would love that closeness.

Would you still love me if I could only be aroused by produce?

B Rag
07-24-2009, 08:26 PM
We could camp out in the produce aisle, it'd be very romantic!




Would you still love me if I made threatening phonecalls all day?

LadyHitchhiker
07-24-2009, 08:27 PM
I love assertiveness! It would definitely save a lot of time with me having to call bill collectors, and deal with telemarketers. Awww... refreshing...

Would you still love me if I only ate cardboard?

Letti
07-25-2009, 02:42 AM
Why would I have any problem with that? Sounds good.


Would you still love me if I stepped on your feet all the time (40 times a day) and I kept saying it was the dog?

B Rag
08-02-2009, 07:10 AM
Of course! I would even get an inside dog to make it easier to believe you!




Would you still love me if you found a bag of human fingers in my freezer, and I refused to explain why?

LadyHitchhiker
08-02-2009, 11:06 AM
We can always move to Canada, right? As long as *I* didn't start missing fingers over night, it would all work out.

Would you still love me if I never made a damn thing of myself?

B Rag
08-16-2009, 08:37 PM
Of course, you're already everything I need you to be!




Would you still love me if I dressed as a dog and chased a cat around?

Letti
08-16-2009, 10:03 PM
I would. I could dress as a cat and you could chase me. :)

Would you still love me if I had 7 dogs 10 cats 2 rabbits and 1 turtle and they all would sleep in my bed every night?

LadyHitchhiker
08-17-2009, 04:31 AM
Well, we'll have to get a bigger bed for me to fit in there with you, but yeah, I would still love you! I LOVE animals!

Would you still love me if I could only sleep 2 hours a night, max?

B Rag
08-17-2009, 03:13 PM
Sure, but you'd still spend 8 hours in bed. :cool: ;)




Would you still love me if I sewed firecrackers into all your clothes, and snuck up and lit them now and then?

mia/susannah
08-17-2009, 03:22 PM
Most definately. That would make me feel hot!!!

Would you still love me even if I flew around on broomstick?

Letti
08-17-2009, 09:30 PM
With all my heart. I would make a video of it, too. :)


Would you still love me if I was deadly sure I am an alien (from the planet Kuskurusku) an I would keep talking to my invisible Kuskuruskien friends.

Melike
08-17-2009, 11:23 PM
Of course! I would keep loving you, more than before. And I would also insist you to take me to the planet Kuskurusku which has a beautiful and angel-like folk.


Would you still love me if I wanted you to listen a chorous of frogs that had been educated by me, all the time?

Letti
08-17-2009, 11:37 PM
I would! And I think we should travel all around the world with those frogs. You would become famous and rich and I would be always there holding your hands before the performances.


Would you still love me if I admitted that I had been born as a boy but I had 35 opreations to become a woman and I have just realised that I am still a male inside so now I will have 43 opreations to become a man?

LadyHitchhiker
08-18-2009, 04:12 AM
I will love you no matter what gender you are. You could make up your own gender and I would still love you. Parts are parts. What matters is the heart.

Would you still love me if I decided that we weren't going to eat for the next two weeks because we needed to have my cat's surgery done with that money?

mia/susannah
08-18-2009, 04:17 AM
Would love you more, fasting is good for the soul as well. Anything to take care of your baby.

Would you still love me if I had no hair, teeth and body parts started falling off?

LadyHitchhiker
08-18-2009, 04:20 AM
Even if you were a zombie, and bits were rotting off of you, I would still love you.

Would you still love me if I wanted you to dress up like cartoon characters in the bedroom?

Letti
08-18-2009, 04:32 AM
I would.
And I would enjoy it. :blush:


Would you still love me if I ate your favourite socks all the time?

LadyHitchhiker
08-18-2009, 03:58 PM
Well, as long as you keep my feet warm! ;)

Would you still love me if I put the toilet paper in the wrong way?

Letti
08-18-2009, 09:31 PM
Yes. Whatever you do that's the right way.


Would you still love me if I was sure I am the reincarnation of Van Gogh and I kept painting sunflowers on the walls in the living room?

SigTauGimp
08-18-2009, 11:29 PM
I love a good wall mural, and I'd even frame the ear you'd send me. :D


Would you still love me if I thought the "keytar" was the greatest instrument ever?

LadyHitchhiker
08-19-2009, 04:09 AM
Yes. I would love it even more if you would play it for me.

Would you still love me if I only sang church songs?

Ka-tet
08-20-2009, 02:59 PM
Of course, i love all kinds of music, id just demand you sang often.

Would you still love me if....i hated the dark tower.

B Rag
08-20-2009, 05:33 PM
Sure, but I might not tell anyone here!




Would you still love me if I modified the TV so it would only get shows starring Tony Danza?

Woofer
08-20-2009, 08:44 PM
Yes, but I would probably end up watching all my "TV" on the interwebs.


Would you still love me if I collected Precious Moments figurines?

LadyHitchhiker
08-21-2009, 02:31 AM
I would have one to add to your collection! ;)

Would you still love me if I chopped down an entire forest worth of trees every time I was mad?

Woofer
08-21-2009, 03:39 AM
Yes, but I'd be following behind you planting new trees.


Would you still love me if I only drove 45 mph regardless of the speed limit?

LadyHitchhiker
08-21-2009, 03:44 AM
I love consistency. I AM a Libra ;)

Would you still love me if I shaved animals for a living and used their fur to make clothing?

B Rag
08-26-2009, 01:27 PM
Sure, my dog has too much hair anyway!





Would you still love me if we agreed to split a pizza in half and I took the top half?

LadyHitchhiker
08-26-2009, 01:56 PM
I would just learn get you to be more specific. But yes I would love your creativity.

Would you still love me if I only spoke in cheers? (Like marching soldiers or cheerleaders or the hilshire farm's people?)

B Rag
09-11-2009, 10:24 PM
With you as my cheerleader, I'll score every time!



Would you still love me if I went a couple weeks without posting?

LadyHitchhiker
09-13-2009, 11:34 AM
How would that be different from now? I always love you!

Would you still love me if I was obsessed with football?

Melike
09-14-2009, 04:25 AM
Of course, I'd adore you and take you to matches.


Would you still love me if I made many ugly necklaces for you?

LadyHitchhiker
09-14-2009, 03:08 PM
It's truly the thought that counts. Yes, empathically, yes.

Would you still love me if I only dressed like Michael Jackson, and talked like him, and danced like him? Sha-mown!

B Rag
09-14-2009, 03:35 PM
Someone has to now...



Would you still love me if I was constantly trying to go Super-saiyan? :onfire:

LadyHitchhiker
09-14-2009, 04:13 PM
Power turns me on!

Would you still love me if I only spoke in debt collector commercials?

Letti
09-15-2009, 07:20 AM
Huh, I would. Sometimes I would switch you off but I would. :)


Would you still love me if I kept giving your favourite clothes and objects to homeless people?

LadyHitchhiker
09-15-2009, 10:54 AM
That's why I fell in love with you, for your giving nature. As long as I have you, that's all that matters. :wub:

Would you still love me if I had to paint and wear everything black?

Letti
09-15-2009, 11:51 AM
Of course. I would paint you and me black too and we could hide in blackness forever.. just the two of us.


Would you still love me if my best friend was a coconut?

LadyHitchhiker
09-15-2009, 01:57 PM
I'd be nuts about that!

Would you still love me if I never stopped talking on a cell phone?

B Rag
11-06-2009, 09:45 PM
As long as you were talking to me!




Would you still love me if I changed my religion every other day?

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2009, 11:10 AM
As long as you still remained faithful to me. :) Spirituality is interesting no matter what it is!

Would you still love me if I loved my cat more than you?

Letti
11-08-2009, 11:16 AM
Yes, but I would break my heart.


Would you still love me I kept my money in my mouth? Paying in the shop would be something.

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2009, 12:59 PM
I would make you wash your mouth a lot though. Money is very unsanitary and I wouldn't want you sick because I love you too much!

Would you still love me if I only knew the word "Hello"?

B Rag
12-02-2009, 05:29 AM
Yes, because you say it better than anybody!



Would you still love me if used firecrackers as very short-lived candles?

LadyHitchhiker
12-02-2009, 02:51 PM
You sure know how to light up my life!

Would you still love me if I wanted to live in a cardboard box?

B Rag
12-15-2009, 11:40 AM
Only if there's room for two!


Would you still love me if I preferred holes in the walls over windows?

LadyHitchhiker
12-16-2009, 04:05 PM
I love ventilation.

Would you still love me if my feet were always -30 degrees Fahrenheit?

LadyHitchhiker
06-01-2010, 11:57 AM
Selfish BUMP! (Sorry I love this game)

Letti
06-01-2010, 12:02 PM
Of course and we wouldn't need an air conditioning.


Would you still love me if I wanted to sleep in the sink?

LadyHitchhiker
06-01-2010, 12:30 PM
We'd just get a bigger sink so we could both sleep there.

Would you still love me if my skin was missing?

Dagavidiab
06-02-2010, 05:55 AM
Of course, that way i would see your inner self, all the time

Would you still love me if treat you like a Paintball target?

LadyHitchhiker
06-05-2010, 03:12 PM
Of course! I love color!

Would you still love me if I could only speak in Meows?

Nerak
06-05-2010, 04:13 PM
Of course, that would mean that I could be bi-lingual!

Would you still loved me if I only wanted to text you and not speak?

Bethany
06-05-2010, 04:47 PM
Of course, I'm addicted to texting anyway <3

Would you still love me if I wanted to bite your toenails?

LadyHitchhiker
06-08-2010, 04:27 AM
Yes. I don't like clipping them anyways.

Would you still love me if I drove my car with my eyes shut?

Dagavidiab
06-08-2010, 04:45 AM
Yes, you will be driving us to a better place!

Would you still love me if i spend all my money on me, and all your money on us? I could be your "papi chulo"!

LadyHitchhiker
06-08-2010, 04:53 AM
Yes. At least money would be getting to both of us. I don't require much anyways.

Would you still love me if I spent all of our money on Star Trek stuff?

B Rag
07-22-2010, 10:13 AM
Set phazers on YES.


Would you still love me if I protested outside Lady Gaga concerts?

LadyHitchhiker
07-22-2010, 10:16 AM
Well someone has to! Yes!

Would you still love me if I had no control over my bladder?

Dr Krentist
07-22-2010, 10:33 AM
Yes, no one likes it when people are too controlling.

Would you still love me if I constantly tried to pick fights with toddlers?

B Rag
07-22-2010, 10:40 AM
As long as they were jerks.



Would you still love me if I told you I had no idea what the Dark Tower series was even about?

LadyHitchhiker
07-22-2010, 11:06 AM
Hey, that's something at least I could teach you!

Would you still love me if I only spoke in rhyme all the time?

B Rag
07-22-2010, 11:44 AM
Sure, I wouldn't mind, I'd think it was mighty fine.




Would you love me if I used your av, sig, and screenname on other forums?

LadyHitchhiker
07-23-2010, 02:44 AM
They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Would you still love me if I liked to shake you all the time when you were full?

LadyHitchhiker
06-20-2011, 03:38 PM
Yes, I love dancing.

Would you still love me if I was never stable again?

beam*seeker
03-23-2012, 05:48 AM
Yes, because variety is the spice of life.

Would you still love me if I was a liar?

Erin
03-23-2012, 09:40 AM
NO. (See, I can lie too!)


Would you still love me if I never showered again?

Xile
03-23-2012, 02:38 PM
If you took a Golden Shower, then yes.

Would you still love me if I ran like a girl and sat down to pee?

blunthead
03-21-2014, 05:51 PM
yes, as long as you ran outside.

WUSLM if I bar hopped?

blunthead
04-29-2017, 05:45 AM
yes, but you have to skip and jump in between them.

WUSLM if I was the mastermind?