View Full Version : Vending Machine of Mystery

04-08-2009, 10:20 AM
Okay I'm stealing this game, from another site (SKMB) but this is a fun game! here is how it works:

1. poster 1 puts something in the machine
2. poster 2 says what comes out
3. poster 2 puts something in the machine.

So it goes like this:

I start off with: * puts in a sand dollar*

the next person says: you get a handful of seashells

that same person then says: *puts in a balloon*

then the third person says: you get a birthday clown
and so on!!!

So here is the start:

*puts in a turkey feather*

04-08-2009, 10:29 AM
you get a turkey, which viciously attacks you before flying off

04-08-2009, 02:35 PM
Oops... you have to put something in the machine!

The Lady of Shadows
04-09-2009, 01:22 PM
okay, let's try this again.

puts in a hard-boiled egg

(it is passover after all :D ).

04-09-2009, 01:25 PM
Okay I'm stealing this game, from another site but tHis is a fun game! here is how it works:

1. poster 1 puts something in the machine
2. poster 2 says what comes out
3. poster 2 puts something in the machine.

So it goes like this:

I start off with: * puts in a sand dollar*

the next person says: you get a handful of seashells

that same person then says: *puts in a balloon*

then the third person says: you get a birthday clown
and so on!!!

So here is the start:

*puts in a turkey feather*
wow, what site did you "steal" this from, if you don't mind me asking. a Clan I'm in has this thread :P

*pulls out a hard boiled chicken*
*inserts Micheal Jackson's career*

04-09-2009, 02:48 PM
You get a dead cash cow.

Puts in a rabbit, a top hat, and a three year old.

04-09-2009, 02:51 PM
out pops Jon

I insert Solid Snake

04-09-2009, 04:15 PM
you get a squishy worm.
I put in a purple dinasaur

idk, my bff jill?
04-09-2009, 04:27 PM
*out comes a Barney the Dinosaur purple soda can*

*inserts a set of house keys*

The Lady of Shadows
04-09-2009, 04:35 PM
*out comes brice's house complete with brice in it*

*inserts purple bunny peep*

04-09-2009, 04:39 PM
out pops SPARTA!!!!
I insert Leonidas's beard

04-09-2009, 09:24 PM
*out pops a nit comb*

*Inserts Easter grass*

04-10-2009, 03:09 AM
*out comes a stoner*

*inserts a jelly doughnut*

The Lady of Shadows
04-10-2009, 08:41 AM
*out comes a stoner* :lol:

*inserts a velociraptor*

04-11-2009, 03:11 AM
*out comes a sweet birdie*

*inserts a book of Philosophy*

04-11-2009, 04:18 AM
*out come the Thunder five*

*put's in a bacon and egg sandwich*

The Lady of Shadows
04-13-2009, 11:54 AM
*out comes a piglet and a chick* (and boy are they pissed, i suggest running - now)

*i deposit an ice cream stick, three spools of thread (one purple, one blue, one yellow), and one gold doubloon*

Ste Letto
04-15-2009, 02:18 PM
Out comes Pirates of the Caribbean.

I put in 4 ducks and a piece of rancid cheese.

The Lady of Shadows
04-15-2009, 02:43 PM
*out come the detroit red wings*

*i put in one zombie, one plastic easter egg, and one mezuzah*

04-15-2009, 02:46 PM
out pops a platypus

I insert All the dignity in America

04-16-2009, 05:28 AM
You get a red stapler

*inserts a ceramic rhinoceros*

Ste Letto
04-16-2009, 01:10 PM
Out comes a life size ceramic elephant.

Inserts a small, shiny, pebble.

04-16-2009, 01:37 PM
Out comes an enormous boulder the size of a house.

*inserts that 70s show*

04-16-2009, 05:04 PM
*out comes a bong ready for use*

*inserts a chocolate coin*

04-17-2009, 03:10 AM
You receive the deed to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!

*inserts an Oompa Loompa*

The Lady of Shadows
04-17-2009, 09:58 PM
*out pops steven r. shapiro of the aclu with an injunction against liz for the use of the derogatory term "oompa loompa". also with a civil suit for damages claiming libel, defamation of character, hate speech, wearing the color black on a tuesday, increasing the notice of llamas in such a way as to demean his client (the aforemention persons who used to be known as oompa loompas and will henceforth be known as "smallish persons who all look alike and work in willy wonka's chocolate factory") and knowingly, willfully, deliberately, and with malice aforethought eating chocolate made by the smallish persons who all look alike and work in willy wonka's chocolate factory with greivous disregard to the working conditions thereof.*

*i insert liz's bail money*

Ste Letto
04-18-2009, 02:18 AM
Out comes a rather fetching fedora hat.

I insert an out of date credit card.

The Lady of Shadows
04-18-2009, 03:49 PM
*out comes ste letto's entire credit history with everything needed to steal one identity*

*i insert one squirrel, one little girl, and one lollipop*

04-18-2009, 03:51 PM
out comes a fuckugly female rodent with a liking for sweets.

i insert this napkin

The Lady of Shadows
04-18-2009, 03:54 PM
*out comes the shroud of turin*

*i insert two wooden nickels, one daisy, three french hens, and a partride in a pear tree*

04-18-2009, 03:59 PM
out comes my bus driver

I insert all the humor on the interwebs

04-18-2009, 04:04 PM
Out pops one lameass premature punchline

I'll put in a poodle, a soda straw, and britney spears

04-18-2009, 06:13 PM
out comes a bald but still fluffy anteater


i insert these broken headphones

04-19-2009, 04:15 AM
I get a copy of Brokeback mountain :wtf:

Alright, I'm putting in a professional wrestler

04-24-2009, 01:50 AM
Out pops a stereotype...but just a second off time and a little off to the right.

I insert Billy Mays

The Lady of Shadows
04-24-2009, 06:37 PM
and out pops what is left of my sanity :wtf:

i insert two strawberry frosted pop-tarts, one paper napkin, and one roll of charmin (for ka-mai :) )

04-24-2009, 06:40 PM
out comes a well-mannered shit-filled toaster strudel

I insert a dancing Marshmallow on a spoon

The Lady of Shadows
04-27-2009, 05:46 PM
out comes the giant stay-puft marshmallow man to stomp us all to death

i insert one pig, two bales of hay, one pear tree, two sheep, and three boxes of crayola crayons.

04-27-2009, 05:54 PM
out pops a twelve days of Christmas album, sung to the tune of Old MacDonald, and Choreographed by a six-year-old

I insert the nightmares i have afterward :scared:

The Lady of Shadows
04-27-2009, 07:42 PM
out pops cthulhu, a squirrel and a pinecone :wtf:

i insert baker's chocolate, vanilla, and one dozen breath mints

04-27-2009, 10:48 PM
out pops thin mint cookies made from "Real Girl Scouts"

puts in a computer that crashes every five minutes.

04-28-2009, 12:35 AM
Out pops another layer of bureaucracy.

Inputs a left shoe and a stained blue dress.

Ste Letto
04-28-2009, 08:54 AM
Out pops Monica Lewinsky

Inputs a small piece of fluff from my left pocket.

The Lady of Shadows
04-28-2009, 08:28 PM
out pops the mate of every sock that has ever gone missing - anywhere!

i insert a stryrofoam package from 1970s mcdonald's and one limp piece of lettuce

Ste Letto
04-30-2009, 01:51 PM
Out comes an ornate wooden box, which cannot be opened, with the word nostalgia written on it.

I insert ten hamsters.

04-30-2009, 03:46 PM
And get a cd of the hamster dance!

*inserts Wolverine's claws*

The Lady of Shadows
04-30-2009, 07:33 PM
and i get hugh jackman :wub:

i insert one mcrib without sauce, one large order of fries and a shamrock shake

05-01-2009, 12:05 AM
and out pops a full set of capitol letters!

*inserts the formula for the McRib sauce.*

05-02-2009, 03:03 PM
You get a bucket of vomit. Ew....

*inserts Beowulf*

05-19-2009, 12:11 AM
You get a dozen angry Geats.

*Inserts a can of whip ass.*

05-19-2009, 02:58 AM
out pops the movie planet terror from grindhouse

puts in the tooth fairy:fairy:

05-19-2009, 03:22 AM
out pops a bunch of rotten teeth.

Puts in the easter bunny

Ste Letto
05-31-2009, 03:30 PM
Out comes a small but beautifully made fur coat.

Puts in a pack of cards.

07-27-2009, 12:25 AM
Out comes big slick in a suit trying to show the ladies his pocket rocket.

Puts in a Dr. Pepper, three olives, and toilet paper

07-27-2009, 03:59 AM
out pops dinner buffet from cici's pizza

puts in free trial of windows vista

07-27-2009, 04:34 AM
Gets a pop up asking if you are sure you want to put in a free trial of Vista.

Puts in a few hairs from Thor's Beard.

07-27-2009, 06:24 AM
You get Harry from Harry and the Henderson's. Hmmm...

*inserts a lizard tail.*

07-27-2009, 06:39 AM
You get Reptile from Mortal Kombat. He then proceeds to melt your face.

Puts in a can of Mountain Dew

07-27-2009, 07:54 PM
Out pops POP

Inserts a condom, an ipod and Michael Jackson

07-29-2009, 07:29 AM
out comes Michael moonwalking on the judge's car as he sings "You've Been Hit By
you've Been Struck By A Smooth Criminal". :evil:

puts in an empty fifth of Jack, some pocket lint, an autographed portrait of Benito Mussolini and a thousand dollar bill.

Ste Letto
07-30-2009, 03:19 PM
out comes a suit made of newspaper.

puts in a hamster called Gerrard.

10-24-2009, 10:03 PM
You end up with Gerard Butler. Dressed like the Phantom of the Opera.

*inserts Phantom of the Opera mask*

12-13-2009, 10:22 PM
*out pops a very confused Japanese cos-player wearing the mask over a cardboard mech suit*

*inserts 3 tablespoons and a pack of pop-rocks*

12-14-2009, 03:36 PM
You get mount rushmore!

*inserts 62 year old french fries from McDonald's*

03-22-2014, 03:55 PM
you get French fries which are as nutritious as McDonald's regular French fries.

inserts a blond typist.

03-22-2014, 06:10 PM
you get a secretary who thinks her typewriter is pregnant because it missed a period.

inserts a lava lamp.

03-23-2014, 12:28 AM
you get something that looks very amusing for about five minutes.

inserts an mp3 player.

04-29-2017, 05:41 AM
you get obsolete.

inserts a laxative...

04-29-2017, 10:19 AM
you get a "SHITLOAD" of butt plugs.

inserts a roller skate key...

04-29-2017, 12:14 PM
you get to skate back in time.

inserts forensic science...

04-29-2017, 12:32 PM
you get a bag of body parts.
insert a shoe horn.

04-29-2017, 05:41 PM
you get karate lady's first line of defense.

inserts a score...