SMACK the Person Above You!

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks Ryan with the Chappelle skit involving the blind kkk member*

[fernandito]

*smacks Amanda with Vol. 12 .... the same volume that won't be out for another 4 months <_<*

[obscurejude]

*changes the locks on Feev's safehouses and laughs as he gets busted*

[sarah]

*smacks obscurejude around with plato and aristotle*

[sarajean]

*smacks sarah with unviewed dedications*

[turtlex]

* smacks sarajean with the Juno Soundtrack *

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Turtlex with a wet towel*




*smacks Amanda with Vol. 12 .... the same volume that won't be out for another 4 months <_<*

I actually marked this on my calender yesterday. :rofl:

[fernandito]

(Nice! :lol:)


*SMACKS Amanda with overdue library books*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Fernando with a big whiff of bookgasm* :cyclops:

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Amanda with bag full of waist-high grass!*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Fernando with a poem I wrote by candlelight [while crying] * :rofl:

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Amanda with the :evil: smilie!*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Fernando with a vision of Arnold prancing to the elevator*

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Amanda with container of hot sauce*

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks Fernando with a red turtle shell and says 'get the f*ck out of my way!' *

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Amanda with a blue turtle shell that says 'I'M FIRST PLACE, B*TCH!'*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks amanda and fernando with a purple turtle shell whilst shouting "leave my fucking shells alone you turtleophiles!"* :wtf:

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Lady with that little cow in the superpoke thing* :lol:

[The Lady of Shadows]

:lol: the cow, i love that cow :lol:


*smacks feev with the fact that he owes a number of us $5000 bb for not even being gone from fb for two weeks* :orely:

[Mad Man]

*smacks The Lady of Shadows with a hug*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks mad man with a bag of double stuft oreos* :)

[Ste Letto]

Smacks The Lady of Shadows with a peacock feather.

[The Lady of Shadows]

(hey that tickles :lol: )

*smacks ste letto with my ice cream spoon*

[turtlex]

* smacks TLoS with Ponch and Jon from CHiPs *

[The Lady of Shadows]

(did someone say chips? i could go for some chi. . . oh wait. :lol: )

*smacks turtlex with kyra sedgwick*

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks LoS with Kevin Bacon?* :unsure:

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with dogma quotes**

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks sj with the request for a "day off" * :rofl:

[sarajean]

*smacks amanda with a spiteful "not right now."*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks sj with the cost of Seth Rogan's weenie*

[sarajean]

*smacks amanda down with the force of her laughter*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks sj with this guy: :D *

[sarajean]

*smacks amanda with an inside joke.*

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks sj with something...so wise and creative, that, uh...there's no word for it*

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with complete understanding**

[Jon]

*smacks sj with a capitol letter*

[obscurejude]

*strangles Jon with imitation wool*

[Jon]

* smothers Ryan with the whole bolt*

[Odetta]

*smacks Jon with some rosemary, lemon, and a clove of garlic*

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Odetta with her own piano!*

[sarajean]

*smacks fernando with intense questioning*

[sarah]

**smacks sarajean around with her future pixie concert tickets**

[sarajean]

*smacks maerlyn around with a handful of wishes*

[turtlex]

* smacks sarajean with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin *

[sarajean]

**smacks pam down with pictures of teh boobage**

[Mad Man]

*smacks sj with the wish to see picture of teh boobage* :wtf:

[sarajean]

**smacks mad man with the information that he needs to be here late at night when she's been drinking**

[Mad Man]

*smacks sj with the question "what is the clock there atm?"*

[sarajean]

**smacks mad man with Eastern Daylight Time**

[fernandito]

*SMACKS SJ with her kick ass new theme*

[Mad Man]

*smacks SJ with 12:07 pm at the moment for you?* :P :orely: :P

[sarajean]

**SMACKS mad man for making me late**

(and yes, you are correct.)

[Mad Man]

*smacks SJ with booze :evil:*

[fernandito]

*smacks Mad Man with his new theme*

[sarajean]

*smacks fernando with his persisting theme*

[Mad Man]

*smacks SJ with booze, again :P*

[fernandito]

*SMACKS SJ with a half shell*

[sarajean]

**smacks fernando with her awesome ninja turtle sweater**

[fernandito]

*smacks SJ with his 5 that he picked for the bar fight... thingie*

[sarajean]

**smacks fernando with his unpreparedness for a zombie attack**

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Sj with his quote in her sig*

[sarajean]

**smacks fernando with her 5 picks**

[fernandito]

*smacks SJ with a nappy ass weave*

[Mad Man]

*smacks fever with Joker*

[sarajean]

**hits ferny with her pimp smack.**
**strikes mad man down with great vengeance**

[fernandito]

*smacks SJ with a note that says 'Check out PAYG'*

[sarajean]

**smacks fernando down with the post she already made**

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks sj with the damn Cowboy Junkies song that is now stuck in my head because of her theme*

[Mad Man]

*smacks Girlystevedave with Ozzy Osbourne*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Mad Man with a headless bat* :cyclops:

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with different time zones**

[turtlex]

* smacks sarajean with many thanks for the boobage smack *

[sarajean]

**smacks pammikins with pulaski curios**

[turtlex]

* smacks sarajean with an original Star Wars Yoda in original unopened bubble wrap, the one with the cloth cape and little snake and cane *

[AlishaRiley]

:Smacks Pam with the biggest hug she could ever imagine. :

[turtlex]

*smacks Alisha with the entire membership of the AlishaFanClub* :couple:

[sarajean]

*smacks pam with the ninja (turtle) melons**

[turtlex]

( beeeep... pam is temporarily unable to respond on account of the previous smackage )

* smacks sarajean with a :blush: *

[obscurejude]

*smacks Pam on the head with Gambit's bow staff*

[sarajean]

**smacks ryan with fifty cent words**

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks sj with a supermom cape*

[obscurejude]

:rofl:

*reminds sarajean that her current left side metaphorically represents the ontological decouplement of America's existential conscience*

[sarajean]

**beats ryan down with the guffaw that surely will wake her entire house.**

[fernandito]

*SMACKS SJ with a grape juice carton*

[Unfound One]

*Smacks Feev with the correct usage of sj and SJ*

[turtlex]

* smacks SJ with the very sweet video she made of herself and her windows at Scooters *

[Unfound One]

*Smacks Pam with an espresso smoothie*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks SJ with an obscure philosophical reference that she is sure to get*

[turtlex]

* smack TLoS with Barbra Streisand and the entire Red Sox roster *

[Unfound One]

*Smacks turtle with a hot chocolate, no foam*

ETA: Yeah, I will always all you turtle...

[turtlex]

* smacks SJ with the missing foam *

( ew... wait... does hot chocolate have foam ? )

[The Lady of Shadows]

SJ - :blush: you can call me turtle if you want to (bambi reference)

pam - only if the idiot making the hot chocolate is a complete and total fucking moron


*smacks pam with barbra streisand*

[turtlex]

* wow, smacks TLoS with many thanks *

[sarajean]

**smacks pam with the winning triangle.**

[Unfound One]

*Smacks sj with a glass of red wine*

[sarajean]

**smacks SJ with text messages from last night.**

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks sj with the fact that it's her turn in the movie picture game (oh and with another glass of red wine) *

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks LoS with a jelly filled donut*

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with a pinata stick**

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks sj with pledge wipes*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks sj with a glass of wine (a proper glass that is :lol: )

*smacks amanda with toys for baby koopa*


and on a side note: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts.

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks LoS with a boomerang*


[Score! I got my weapon back!] :evil:

[Melike]

*smacks Amanda with Maya*


:evil:

:D

[Brice]

*SMACKS Melike with me waiting on my torture service*

*taps foot impatiently*

[Melike]

*smacks Brice with this guy: http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j123/niennatonks/smiley2/runaround.gif*

[Brice]

*smacks melike with :huglove: *

[turtlex]

* smacks Brice with the Boston Tea Party *

[Melike]

* smacks Pam with bookmarks *


:huglove:

[Mad Man]

*smacks Melike with confusion*

[Melike]

*smacks Mad Man with the pronunciation of his name*


*expect a guess for it*

[Mad Man]

*smacks Melike with "Mad Man" :wtf:*


*you should know how to pronounce that :huglove:*

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks Mad Man with a rolled up newspaper*

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Amanda with a Wii boxing glove*

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks Fernando with a slow motion Wii controller* :cyclops:

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Amanda with a Korn video* :lol:

[B Rag]

*Smacks feverishparade with a video of corn growing*

[fernandito]

Good one! :lol:

*SMACKS B Raq with a 2 x 4*

[B Rag]

*Smacks feverishparade with the letter G, knowing that he'll probably mistake it for a Q*
:P

[sarajean]

**smacks b rag with "today's sesame street was brought to you by..."**

[turtlex]

* smacks sarajean with the missing we all felt because she wasn't around all day yesterday *

[Brice]

*SMACKS Pam with every graphic novel ever written*

[Lily-sai]

*smacks Brice very gently with Cthulhu My Little Pony*

[turtlex]

* smacks lily-sai with the normal american My Pretty Little Pony, in pink, with that tangled tail and fake little brush *

[Lily-sai]

* smacks Pam with whole My Little Pony castle, oh how I loved mine! *

[Brice]

*smacks Liisa with unlimited funds for roaming*

[turtlex]

* smacks Brice with my Barbie's Dream House *

[Lily-sai]

(off-topic: I LOVE you, Brice! you know what I need the most. ;))

Go on, people, smack Brice with something really nice. He deserves it. I'm now off to the airport and en route to London. :huglove: to you all.

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks lily-sai with the airline ticket she forgot to buy so that i could travel with her* <_<

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks LoS with a spy kit to help with her suspicious mood* :evil:

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with my lack of imagination right now**

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks sj with a pdf copy of the original script for once more, with feeling*


(and thanks amanda, that spy kit will come in handy :wtf: )

[sarajean]

**smacks TLoS with her bottle of merlot**

[The Lady of Shadows]

(ouch and what a waste of a bottle of merlot)

*smacks sj with a pirated copy of the rehearsal of omwf*

[Lily-sai]

*smacks TLoS with an airline ticket around the world, so we can travel together and see all the miracles of the world* :couple:

[turtlex]

* smacks you all and steals all your Once More With Feeling stuff *

* smacks liisa with a passport stamp from every country... ever *

[B Rag]

*smacks turtlex with a pig*

[idk, my bff jill?]

*smacks B Rag with a beach chair*

[sarajean]

**smacks paula with juan valdez and his burro**

[Mad Man]

*smacks sj with a hug* :P

[sarajean]

**smacks kristjan with her US pronunciation of his name.**

[Mad Man]

*smacks sj with laughing :wtf:*

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Mad Man with a boulder*

[sarajean]

**smacks ferny with the batman flip flops she just got for her kids**

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks sj with a bunch of cheese puffs*

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with good times.**

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks sj with a question*

Good Times the tv show, or...?
Dynomite! :P

[Odetta]

*smakcs girly with a singing fish*

[sarajean]

**smacks O with her mad typing skills**

[Odetta]

*smacks sj with a restraining order*

[sarajean]

**smacks O with a 50 foot pole**

[obscurejude]

*locks sj in an asylum room with plenty of guns but no ammo the night before Z day*

[sarajean]

**eats ryan's brains first since it's his fault she's zombified.**

[obscurejude]

*melee's zombie sj's head off after she fell for the decoy dummy replica of myself that I always keep in my car*

[sarajean]

**releases her hordes of zombie minions upon her death**

[obscurejude]

*gets an insta kill perk and destroys said horde with a flamethrower, satchel charges, and Rambo's bow and arrow*

[sarajean]

i can't respond. you've killed me.

[obscurejude]

*smacks sj with the respawn feature*

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks Ryan with a :thumbsup: for his av*

[Brice]

*Smacks Amanda with tickets to a Green Day concert*

[turtlex]

* smacks brice with a lesbian pajama party *

[Brice]

Waits to be smacked with it again* :blush:

I mean...

*smacks Pam with Alisha*

[turtlex]

* smacks brice with both pam and Alisha at a pajama party *

[Brice]

:excited:

*smacks Pam with autographed CGC10 copies of every marvel comic ever made *

[turtlex]

:swoon:thud:right to heaven:

* smacks brice with hugs and love and tons of happiness for ever and ever *

[Brice]

Now you understand my reaction to the pajama party. ;)


*Smacks Pam with original art by all her favorite comic artists too along with many hugs, and much love, and happiness*

[turtlex]

( oh, i was with you on the pajama party from word one, my brother )

* smacks brice with a back that never hurts him again *

[Brice]

*smacks Pam with a change to stupid old laws*


:couple:

[Melike]

*smacks Brice with daily torture service, with this :D, and this <_<*


*triple smack*

[Lily-sai]

*smacks Melike with a chance to step into the world of Fountain and breathe its wonderful air *

[fernandito]

*SMACKS Lily with a Goonies DVD case*

[sarajean]

**smacks ferny with his empty hearts container**

[Sam]

*SMACKS sarajean with a mackerel* wasn't that fun!!!:wtf:

[Odetta]

*smacks Sam with a lightsaber*

[Sam]

*smacks Odetta with a dodgeball, courtesy of Average Joes*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Samn with a big "NOOOOOOOO!" for telling me that he is my father*

[fernandito]

*smacks Amanda with an award!*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Fernando with his new knife* :evil:

[LadyHitchhiker]

*smacks GSD with a boxful of purring kittens*

[Sam]

*smacks Liz with a box of nipping puppies*

[Brice]

*SMACKS Sam with the vote he wanted from me*

[Sam]

*smacks Brice with Hattori Hanzo*

[Brice]

*SMACKS Sam with Darth Vader*

[Sam]

*smacks Brice with a tuna*

[obscurejude]

*smacks sam with erectile dysfunction*

[Sam]

*smacks obscurejude with five years worth of constant hiccups*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks sam with an ewok*

[Sam]

yub yub.
*smacks Lady of Shadows with a rubber meat cleaver*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*gasp*

rubber? rubber? are you trying to kill me? i'm allergic to latex!!!!!!!


*smacks sam with. . . . *

[B Rag]

*smacks Lady of Shadows with a bunch of non-latex condoms*

[Sam]

*smacks B Rag with a big bag of what the?*

[The Lady of Shadows]

*smacks sam with a handful of grave dirt*

[Sam]

*smacks Lady of Shadows with a shovel and shovels the dirt back in the grave*

[sarajean]

**smacks sam with his own wet lasagne noodle**

[obscurejude]

*runs over sj with Dwight's trans am while rocking out Master of Puppets*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Ryan with his 'God dang videa game" *

[B Rag]

*Smacks GirlySteveDave with EvadEvetsYlrig*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks B-rag with my own confusion* :doh:

[obscurejude]

*smacks amanda with my enlightenment*

[candy]

smacks obscurejude with a whole heap of stalkerish nish

mah wah hah

[obscurejude]

*smacks candy with the image of me riding in a cart to the Dark Tower- because I must*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Ryan with that 'cute' fox* :evil:

[obscurejude]

*smacks Amanda with Bigby's tail*

[sarajean]

**smacks ryan with sugar, water and purple**

[obscurejude]

:drool:

[obscurejude]

*smacks sj with the reality that Kamino is known for its tortilla shells*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Ryan with the shades that his mood smilie is wearing*

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with her new nickname**

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks sj with a question*

What's my nickname? :unsure:

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with her sieve-like memory**

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks sj with her hand and says: TELL ME ALREADY!* :

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with her new moniker as "the girl who won't show us her boobs."**

[Brice]

*SMACKS sj with a bottle of Sailor Jerry*

[sarajean]

owie.

**smacks brice with the knowledge that we will be sitting down for drinks sometime this month.**

[Brice]

*smacks sj with excitement over the aforementioned meeting* :excited:

[sarajean]

**smacks brice with two of these guys :excited: :excited:**

[Brice]

*smacks sj with a couple more of them* :excited: :excited:

[sarajean]

**smacks brice with the opening line to the thief of always**

[Brice]

*smacks sj with the knowledge that her, Sarah, and Val taught me something new*

[sarajean]

**smacks brice with the question: "what was that?"**

[Brice]

*smacks sj with the confession thread*

[sarajean]

**smacks brice in the head in her hurry to get to said thread.**

[Brice]

*smacks sj with the TMNTs*

[sarajean]

all of them?

**smacks brice with casey jones**

[turtlex]

* smacks both of them with a directive to take lots of pictures !

[obscurejude]

*Smacks pam with a better internet connection for COD*

[sarajean]

**smacks pam with a big fat dur**

**smacks ryan for cutting her off at the pass**

[turtlex]

* smacks sj with a "friending" *

* smacks ryan with a new pair of boxes...er a new hat *

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Turtlex with a can of green beans*

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with boston**

[Brice]

*Smacks sj with a smoke break*

[Girlystevedave]

*Smacks Brice with his hippie certificate* :evil:


Tree hugger!

[Brice]

*SMACKS Amanda with a koopa* :P

[Girlystevedave]

*smacks Brice with a Celine Dion cd*

[sarajean]

**smacks amanda with some thinly sliced garlic**

[Sam]

**smacks sarajean with some thin sliced pastrami and a slice of prosciutto**

[B Rag]

*Smacks Sam with spam*

[Sam]

**smacks B Rag with a can of Bush's Baked Beans**

[sarajean]

**smacks sam with the secret family recipe**

[Sam]

**smacks sarajean with a piece of the Allspark**

[Brice]

*smacks Sam with Darth Vader*

[turtlex]

* smacks Brice with the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy on audio, so he can force Ryan to listen to it during the drive *

[Brice]

*SMACKS Pam with Ryan's performance of Every Rose Has It's Thorn*

[obscurejude]

*smacks Brice with an aristotelian critique of the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy*

[Brice]

*smacks Ryan with boots of every Elliot Smith concert*

[obscurejude]

*smacks Brice with a gatorade bottle full of pee*

[turtlex]

* smacks Ryan with Academy Award Winning Actress Penelope Cruz *

[obscurejude]

:rock:

*smacks Pam with a kiss from Angelina Jolie*

[Brice]

*smacks Ryan with a super soaker filled with pee.* :lol:

[turtlex]

* smacks Ryan with many thanks, after I catch my breath *

* smacks Brice with an accurate shot *

* smacks them both with new comfy Sanuk Kerouac sandals *

[Brice]

*smacks Pam with my evil master plan regarding sj's neighborhood*