Bad definitions

[Darkthoughts]

I've totally stolen this game from another site I sometimes visit. Basically, I start by posting a word, the next person gives the defintion - but as the name suggests you make up the definition.

Here's an example (that I also borrowed):

1st poster: Indentured
2nd poster: Someone who works for you 'till their teeth fall out.

:lol:

Ok, first word...

holistic

[Jean]

holistic
Used in agriculture and construction; means "being on a list of hoes, spades, and other similar tools."

Example: "Is a hammer holistic? - No, only entrenching tools are."

[flaggwalkstheline]

Holistic: (compound word Hole+ Ick), of or dealing with holes of a disgusting variety

[Darkthoughts]

:lol: :thumbsup:

Guys...total dufus! I forgot to say, next poster also posts a new word :blush:

[Jean]

May flaggwalkstheline do that! the bear will rejoin you later

[flaggwalkstheline]

alright
have at it

insurance

[Ryan]

Insurance
A legitimate scam sanctioned by all Government; created by big business to passify the general public by creating a false sense of security in which the majority of people live with the empty promise of reward for misgivings, illness and transgressions caused upon them.

oh wait...:doh: that too close to what insurance really is?.... :evil:
(I just couldn't help myself on that one)


Next word:
Constipation

[Jean]

constipation, or, more accurately, cons' tippation: a practice existing among confidence men to hint to one another ("tip" one another) who may be the prospective victim.

***

to elucidate

[flaggwalkstheline]

elucidate: canadian expression describing the practice of sneaking out on a date because of your not likeing the person you were with (Eh-lose-a-date)

Chemical

[Jean]

Chemical (amalgamation of Italian "che" and English "comical"; pronounced with a half-shocked, half-threatening intonation: "Chemical?!!"): an interjection, equal in meaning to "Do you really think it's funny?!"

***

authority

[razz]

authority one who writes about tea brewing.


Enclave

[The Lady of Shadows]

enclave - writing about being trapped in a large, dark, dank space with razz's usual bad spelling (i.e. in caved).


next word: dermatologist

[Jon]

dermatologist - The german mat specialist

New word - discombobulated

[Iwritecode]

dermatologist - The german mat specialist

New word - discombobulated


To query whether something comes bobulated or not.

Dis come bobulated?

New word: Occupation.

[Darkthoughts]

The rare practise of being paid eight times for a job well done.

Cosmology

[idk, my bff jill?]

cosmology noun 1 the scientific study of the alcoholic cocktail consisting of vodka, orange-flavoured liqueur, cranberry juice, and lime juice. 2 the scientific study of Cosmopolitan Magazine.

keystroke

[Woofer]

keystroke - A condition brought on as a result of an increasingly frantic search for one's keys.

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[SigTauGimp]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - A disease contracted from trying to pronounce ridiculously long words.

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Clandestine

[Hoot]

clandestine adjective 1 describing something destined to be in a clan, including, but not limited to clans of tribal and/or savage orientation 2 [Slang] describing an uncivilized person; an idiot

1. You look like just the right person to join our new Counter Strike clan! You're definitely clandestine!

2. I can't believe you farted in front of my dog! You're a clandestine freak!

Hey, you seen that clandestine creep down the road? I heard he still uses cable.


Hello

[Ste Letto]

Hello - a type of cello favoured by Satan.

Whimsical

[razz]

An ice cream pop you just feel like having sometimes.

Guardian

[Woofer]

Guardian - That feeling that's not quite lazy, not quite ill, and not quite bored, but manages to be worse than any of those alone.

Example:
Q: Hey, want to go for a drink after work?
A: Nah. I'm all guardian and shit.

Doggerel

[Sam]

Doggerel

The Angel of Death's dog, who incidently does not carry a scythe. He does carry a milkbone pocket knife though.

Intercourse

[SigTauGimp]

Intercourse - Of, or being related to, the color turquoise.


Management

[gromit]

Management - Magical powers derived from the long lost Polynesian island of Gement. It is measured in numerical units, usually preceded with a + or -.

Subterfuge

[mystima]

subterfuge: (pronounced sub-da-fudge) a chocolate treat on bread

example: she ate a subterfuge sandwich at the mall.

computer

[Ste Letto]

computer: part of the family of artificial substances used for QVC products akin to Diamonique, computer is an inferior copy of pewter used for cheap jewelery and plates.

Frenzy

[gromit]

Frenzy: adj. To be allied closely with another person.

Example: "Do you know Dave Smith?"
"Yes, we're frenzy."


Magnum Opus

[Jon]

Magnum Opus - The latest model of .44 caliber handguns from Winchester Arms.



deus ex machina

[Woofer]

deus ex machina - The part of astronomical science that deals with the study of a planet's rotational cycles, a process now performed by Welsh Corgis but formerly calculated by machines.

shillelagh

[SigTauGimp]

Shillelagh - A less common phrase used when discussing a woman who prefers sexual relations with men named "Lee".


Identify

[mystima]

Identify: pronounced I-dent-e-fi; meaning to dent something yourself.

I'dentified the car hood.

cellular

[gromit]

Cellular: pronounced chell-u-lar; an object that has the chatacteristics of a cello.

That big violin is sorta cellular.

Atomic

[Jon]

a medicine that invigorates or strengthens


Bean bag-

[Ste Letto]

Colloquialism - idiotic, foolish, gullible and generally unintelligent

example "She's non too bright, in fact she's bean bag."

Billabong

[mystima]

Billabong- pronounced bill-a-bong. to put a price on a bong.


enhancement

[gromit]

enhancement: The amount of cement that is available or 'in hand' at a given point in time.

illogical

[mystima]

illogical- a sick log in California

decaffeinated

[LadyHitchhiker]

decaffeinated: The art of aborting a calf from unfit cow mothers. This word is originated from obscure Indian context found in bits of the Kama Sutra that have been "edited".

Curvaceous

[Ste Letto]

Curvaceous

Period of prehistory roughly 70 million years ago - between the Jurassic and the Cretaceous period this was a time when dinosaurs became rather shapely.

Astronaut

[Jon]

Astronaut - a knot that boy scouts can use only in the Astrodome.



Nomenclature

[alinda]

Nomenclature

(n) No-men-cla-ture A devise that is used to simulate a mans penis.

"Strap on your nomenclature, and go wild" :wtf:

furnished

[LadyHitchhiker]

Furnished
The matter of upholstering house-hold items with real fur. This was a REAL big fad back in the 1970s in some European countries. Fur-covered silverware and appliances have now become collector's items and make big money for people selling these items on e-bay.

Perpendicular

[Ste Letto]

Perpendicular Having a shape or form similar to the perpendix. (The perpendix is a small organ attached to the appendix. In this regard it is literally an appendix to the appendix.)

Co-habiting.

[SigTauGimp]

Co-habiting - The act of two people who have agreed to share custody of a habit(A smaller version of the common "rabbit").


Juxtapose

[LadyHitchhiker]

Juxtapose a term commonly used in the porn industry. Derived from "jugs to pose". Without enough juxtapose, this industry would surely fail.

Detrimental

[razz]

Detrimental- using psychology to perform dental work on a patient

magnanimous

[LadyHitchhiker]

magnanimous the love affair between humans and guns.

Preposterous

[Billy-Bumbler]

Preposterous Traditionally, the time to get ready for the religous ceremony, Osterous

Badger

[Ste Letto]

Badger A person employed in the occupation of making and or affixing badges.
Also a synonym for "hide" as in "They're coming, quick everybody badger".

Dogmatic

[The Lady of Shadows]

dogmatic - the machine that you walk your dog through to have it washed automatically. you stand on one side of the wall, the leash goes through a slot, and the dog walks through the tunnel getting shampoo'd, scrubbed, blown dry, and brushed. it's really awesome!


onomatopoeia

[obscurejude]

onomatopoeia

ono - one
mato- tomatoe
poeia- poetic (craft- see greek poises)

A poem about tomatoes consisting solely of monosyllabic words.

nintendo

[Jon]

A French-born American writer and diarist who raises a limited number of deer, female deer.


inagaddadavida

[Ste Letto]

inagaddavida A fabled book from ancient India detailing methods of contraception.

Hotdog

[The Lady of Shadows]

hotdog - what i have on my hands when i've left pemmers in the sun and fallen asleep for two hours.
technically, spelling is hotdoig




endothermic

[Brice]

endothermic-denotes a period when it ceases to be hot; for example winter.



vivisection

[LadyHitchhiker]

vivisection - important sections of life. Vivi coming from the Latin vive which means to live.

Andropause

[Jon]

Andropause: a moment of hesitation performed by a human-looking automaton.



discombobulated

[The Lady of Shadows]

discombobulated - an inquiry into whether or not the fishing rod you are buying already has the bobs attached with worms or whatever fishies eat.

customer: "dis com bobulated?"
seller: "ayup"




kilimanjaro

[razz]

kilimanjaro -to commit an act of murder, followed by stuffing your victim (often male) into a circular glass container.

Orchestrate

[Jon]

Orchestrate - Confirmation of an Orch's sexual orientation.



Clandestine

[mystima]

Clandestine- the time of the Clan Dees


contract

[Ste Letto]

contract A faked or forged piece of text.

habitat

[LadyHitchhiker]

habitat: The sound a nun's habit makes when it drops to the ground.

Adamantium:

[Jon]

Adamantium: A fictional element that comprises the website ofAdam Ant (http://www.adam-ant.net/).


Ombusman:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ombusman: a name of a member of a rare sect of Buddhists who are bus drivers.

Velociraptor

[SigTauGimp]

Velociraptor - A device used to measure the approximate speed(or velocity) of a hip-hop or rap artist's rhymes.


Allegro

[LadyHitchhiker]

Allegro - the scientific name for when a leg grows faster than the other leg.

Chromosone

[Ste Letto]

Chromosone - the fabled home planet of the Chromosons, a warrior race who wear shiny silver coloured armour.

Particle.

[LadyHitchhiker]

(Nice job Ste Letto... that made me laugh out loud)
Particle: That strange sensation you get in your arms while golfing that prevents you from making a hole in one.
Ambrosia

[Ste Letto]

Ambrosia The dreamy half awake state of someone who has eaten too much creamed rice.

Limousine

[LadyHitchhiker]

Limousine - a chic trendy magazine featuring people who have lost limbs or born without limbs. In the adverts they feature many companies who make very state-of-the-art prosthetic limbs.

Osteoperosis

[Ste Letto]

Osteoperosis a rare species of dinosaur, resembling a prehistoric turkey, that died out due to skeletal deformation

coagulate

[LadyHitchhiker]

Coagulate - pronounced co-ag-you-lot-ay, this is a new dance originating in Guatemala. It is a cross between the macarena and clog dancing.

Tipindicular

[mystima]

Tipindicular: an ice cream store that is in competition with dippin' dots.


fellowship

[LadyHitchhiker]

Fellowship another word for a homosexual partnership between men. A relationship of fellows. Also used in a less romantic term to describe a bro-mance.

Pulmonary

[mystima]

Pulmonary: a religious group of people who worship Bill Pullman


convergence

[LadyHitchhiker]

Convergence a convent of the highest order, with a strict code that involves "gents" as in gentlemen.

Bonjourno

[Daghain]

OMG HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS THREAD???

Bonjourno - A trip taken by the singer, Bono.

Felicitate

[cody44]

Felicitate: To describe the act of inquiry about ones destiny or fate. F(elicit)ate

zenzizenzizenzic

[Daghain]

zenzizenzizenzic - The act of repeating a word until one gets what one wants. Example: please please please please please!

mortify

[Woofer]

mortify - To prepare a body for burial.

The mortician mortified Aunt Hebediah in just the way the family had requested.

persimmon

[mystima]

persimmon: doing anything that simon cowell says to do. but asking his permission first.



transportation

[Daghain]

transportation - The teleportation of transsexuals

allegory

[LadyHitchhiker]

Allegory: Violent torturous murder of alley cats.

Brachiosaurus

[mystima]

Brachiosaurus: a compound list of candies made by Brach candy makers.


prenatal

[LadyHitchhiker]

Prenatal: a new drug (pronounced Pren-uh-tall) being used for disorders caused by people being corrupted by visiting the Twilight Zone. William Shatner was one of the first testees of this drug, and look how well he's doing!

Kinnikinnick

[mystima]

Kinnikinnick: a large portion of the united states between Kentucky and Merrimack river.



marginally

[LadyHitchhiker]

Marginally: Anything that has to go with margerine or to be done in such a fashion that reminds one of margerine. The "er" in the marginally was dropped so as to be able to use the word with more ease.

Polyurethane

[Daghain]

Polyurethane - Multiple earls in Europe

Spastic

[mystima]

Spastic: one who is a spaz. derogatory word for nerd, geek and such



perplexing

[Daghain]

Perplexing - charging for movies based on how many theaters are showing them.

Catastrophic

[LadyHitchhiker]

Catastrophic: Natural disasters that include cats. Like when it rains cats and dogs.

Here's one I came up with today that I had to share before I move onto another word open for the person below me:

Jiu-Jitsu: Martial arts formed after the holocaust, that the Jewish people practice in private, to make sure that they never get taken over by people like the nazis ever again.

And now for a new word:

Narcoleptic

[Daghain]

Narcoleptic A drug dealer who is also a kleptomaniac.

Rutabega

[mystima]

Rutabega: a larger version of the winnobego.


chlorination

[Daghain]

chlorination - A country run by Cloris Leachman

Ambidexterous

[Woofer]

Ambidexterous - able to juggle lovers of any gender without problems for self or the lovers

Maurice is the most ambidexterous man I know.

Intentionally

[Daghain]

Intentionally - Pertaining to living in a tent, i.e. "she spent all her time intentionally"

Masquerade

[mystima]

Masquerade: a game where you have to guess what the person is acting out while wearing a mask.


telekinesis

[Daghain]

telekinesis - sharing a television with your relatives

discordant

[Woofer]

discordant - One who drafts noise ordinance laws related specifically to the playing of compact discs

empathy

[Daghain]

empathy - pathological fear of the letter M

bodacious

[Ste Letto]

Bodacious Having qualities similar to Queen Boadicea.

Rollicking

[Daghain]

Rollicking the ability to lick a jawbreaker as it's rolling along a table.

Ephemeral

[Ste Letto]

ephemeral Fantasy concept from The Wizard of Oz. All radio broadcasts in Oz were on the ephemeral waveband.

cauterise

[Daghain]

cauterise - the act of catching someone's glance, i.e. "He cauterise from across the room"

transmogrify

[John Blaze]

:lol:

Transmogrify - the process of transfering smog from one city to another via griffins.

Pacify

[mystima]

Pacify: the ability to turn into pacman


potassium

[John Blaze]

Potassium (V.) An action consisting of someone putting your ass in a pot.


Ceremony

[Daghain]

:lol:

ceremony - That annoying girl in your math class who won't quit whining. Named Sarah.

modulate

[John Blaze]

:lol: I know, she is so annoying!

Modulate - A contraction comprised of the words Modern and Ungulate. i.e. A "Hip Horse", or a "Cool Camel"

Recording.

[Jean]

Recording, re-cording: supplying a new cord for hanging after the old one has been worn out by many a neck

solstice

[Woofer]

Solstice - a poultice made from kelp and applied to the scales and fins of sole

Werewolf

[Daghain]

werewolf - a wolf of unknown location

expediate

[John Blaze]

Expediate - To date a person you met on expedia.com

Tapestry.

[Woofer]

Tapestry - to have sexual relations with all adult members of a family.

(Example using Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)

Jane Doe: Brad Pitt is hot.
John Doe: I'd tapestry.

Orthroscopy

[mystima]

orthroscopy: to copy one's knee or part of leg in a copy machine.


definition

[Brice]

definition-the process of becoming un infinite.

going back to one I interpreted differently: modulate- as mod you late-a means of letting one of the staff no they are tardy in performing a function. :lol:

quincunx

[Woofer]

quincunx - Refers to failed Quinn-Martin productions.

archetype

[Daghain]

archtype - words written over a door

blasphemy

[Jean]

blasphemy: an outstandingly lengthy speech delivered by a feminist

madrigal

[John Blaze]

:lol:

Madrigal - A mother who is still young enough to date. From the spanish Madre and the english gal.


Pneumonia.

[Daghain]

pneumonia - The newest form of complaining, generally done while texting (new + moan)

sacreligious

[Ste Letto]

sacreligious object- a small bag for carrying holy items such as crucifixes or cups for the wine.

mendacity

[Daghain]

mendacity - men who have the nerve (or stupidity) to say "do you have PMS?"

oligarchy

[Woofer]

Oligarchy - Totalitarian form of oliphant government.


diorama

[John Blaze]

Diorama - A proposed spinoff of the hit show Futurama, using the Olympian Gods as the cast. Thankfully, it was shut down before it could come to fruition.

Sonorous

[Daghain]

:lol:

sonorous - choosing between doing something for your male child, or for yourself

masticate

[Woofer]

masticate - Auto-erotic activities involving food or food products.

dilithium

[turtlex]

dilithium - The process of lithium expiring.

latte

[mystima]

latte: to disregard what others are saying ie: well 'latte' da.


cappuccino

[Daghain]

cappuccino - a small monkey with a caffeine addiction.

circumnavigate

[John Blaze]

Circumnavigate a drive-by circumcision.

Viral

[LadyHitchhiker]

Viral:The word used to describe Violet Beauregard's mode of travelling once she became a giant blueberry in Willy Wonka's factory. The "Vi-roll" morphed into the "viral" which was distorted through the accent of the Oompa Loompas.

mitochondria:

[mystima]

mitochondria: a girl that is mighty and named Chondria


superstitious

[Daghain]

superstitious - an high level of sewing ability

allocate

[Jean]

allocate, verb - term used for describing the activity of obtrusive fans; goes back to the time when Katharine Hepburn was at the top of her fame and many uneducated citizens of London who drop their h's tried to phone her.

mediæval

[Brice]

mediæval-also mid-evil---If you've heard the expression the lesser of two evils this is the evil that lies exactly halfway between those.


sinister

[Jean]

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sinister: a minister who has been unable to follow the narrow path of virtue

vernacular

[Daghain]

:lol:

vernacular - some guy named Vern who is very handy

onomatopoeia

[Ste Letto]

onomatopoeia Medical condition, where a person is shortsighted in one eye.

Vestigial

[mystima]

Vestigial: a vest that has digital lights all around it...made for las Vegas acts


transference

[Daghain]

transference - the ability of cat hair to get on every surface of the house.

illuminate

[turtlex]

illuminate - food which glows when consumed.

assonance

[Daghain]

assonance - an annoying message board whiner

perpetuity

[Jean]

perpetuity: the amount of food given to each of one's cats, dogs etc (per pet + to eat + the suffix "y")

sophorific

[Daghain]

sophorific - a horrible wet mess

mystify

[Woofer]

mystify - To generate fog; to use a fog machine.


We need to mystify this area before Mr. Romero gets to the set.

fortitude

[Daghain]

fortitude - pride in one's fort

quintessential

[Woofer]

quintessential - Items required for hunting giant killer sharks, particularly sharks who make things personal. From the character Quint in Jaws.

Joe: Should we take this TNT?
Moe: It's a Quintessential.
Joe: Right.

legerdemain

[Jean]

legerdemain: used as a phrase, meaning "never do today what you can as well do tomorrow" (from French leger: easy, and demain: tomorrow)

soprano

[John Blaze]

Soprano(n) - A soap designed to be used for your anus. i.e. Get the soprano and wash your ass!

Comical.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Comical: The art of selling comics on the internet for grave profit. To cull the amount of comics you own to make room for more comics. Coming directly from the words comic and cull.

Ambidextrious

[mystima]

Ambidextrous: The contraction of the words 'am biding my time' and the suffix ous added to the end


cruciatus

[Daghain]

cruciatus That crud that you find in the corner of your eyes in the morning.

belligerent

[Ste Letto]

belligerent Proper noun - a small town in Wales where the locals are really adamant about everything they do and say.

portmanteau

[mystima]

portmanteau: What happens to male Ballet dancers when their tights are, well just too tight.:scared:


Pistacio

[Ste Letto]

pistacio a vocal range approximating that of the "choirboy castrato" achieved by male ballet dancers when their pants are too tight.

psychology

[Daghain]

psychology - the science of psyching someone out, particularly if it requires them to seek medical attention.

voluptuous

[Ste Letto]

voluptuous a curvaceous vole

prosperity

[mystima]

prosperity: the perils in which pro athletes take on every day

fulcrum

[rosie real]

fulcrum - what you find when you turn your laptop over (or your keyboard if you are using a pc). especially prevalent in office environments or when children are in the house. or when you have just read a particularly funny post after having taken a bite of muffin, cake, donut or other carbohydrate.

ful - abbreviation for full
crum - abbreviation for crumb
the word "of" was left out for simplicity


entrenchment

[mystima]

entrenchment: in the state of being in or wearing a trench coat.


carcinogens

[LadyHitchhiker]

carcinogens: emissions from cars known to cause drunken effects in people.

onomotopeia

[Ste Letto]

onomotopeia this word has two distinct meanings:

01) a mythical land of perfection for the race called the onoms

02) a form of short sightedness in one eye

fillibuster

[Daghain]

fillibuster - the act of filling a container until it bursts.

gastronomical

[Brice]

Gastronomical :The economical trends of the foods you eat after ingestion.


Formication

[Ste Letto]

formication process of applying formica to the work surfaces of your kitchen

also replication/reproduction of a form

evangelism

[Daghain]

evangelism - the process by which an angel becomes evil.

vilify

[Woofer]

vilify - bleeding edge stereo sound that is the next step in the evolution of hi-fi.


Have you heard my new vilify system? Man, it makes my old hi-fi seem like a Playskool Close 'n' Play. Check it out.

epiglottis

[LadyHitchhiker]

Epiglottis: The largest book out of the bible of pig's.

Centrifuge

[mystima]

Centrifuge: the act of eating fudge in the center of a room in front of chocoholics


Manufacturer

[Daghain]

manufacturer - a guy with a lot of trivial knowledge

exponential

[Ste Letto]

exponential the capacity for change of a former lavatory building

lemon

[Woofer]

lemon - a small, sour, yellow citrus fruit used to make tequila taste better

tinker

[mystima]

tinker-a fairy that likes to fix things



Parmesan

[LadyHitchhiker]

Parmesan - a stretch of land used for golfing in the desert. Derived from Par and mesa.

Hazel

[Ste Letto]

Hazel Shortened form of Hazeltov a Jewish word meaning not bad.

Useage - The piano player did an Ok job, so at the end we all shouted "Hazeltov"

Wrinkles

[rosie real]

*snort*

hazeltov

*snort*

[mystima]

Wrinkles-uncontrollable eye blinking when trying to wink at someone.


yogurt

[pinkymcfatfat]

yogurt- A round tent made of rotten milk products.

Dermatology

[mystima]

Dermatology: the study of the television show Darma and Greg.

Chattahoochee

[pinkymcfatfat]

Chattahoochee- Origin, Cherokee, "Gathering place of skanks, skeevers, player's
and ho's." An ancient word for 'night club'.

Purloined

[LadyHitchhiker]

Purloined:

The word purloined, comes directly from the words pearl and loins, meaning effervescent loins. It is the practice in remote parts of the middle east to wear effervescent luminescent oils and lotions upon the loins and thighs for wedding anniversaries, to entice each other. In common speech, if one is purloined, then one is ready for their wedding anniversary, or is therefore ready for coitus.

Cosmetology

[Ste Letto]

cosmetology the science of making and applying makeup

appendectomy

[flaggwalkstheline]

cosmetology the science of making and applying makeup

appendectomy

appendectomy: the refusal to read parts of a book that are supplemental to the main story

Avuncular

[Jon]

Avuncular - NOT your mother or father's brother.



Fecundity

[mystima]

Fecundity- singing a song about gross things

perpetrator

[pinkymcfatfat]

Perpetrator- The on/off switch on a perputual motion machine.


Caustic

[Ste Letto]

caustic medical term for something that causes a tic.

radiator

[Jon]

radiator - a device that world leaders hoped would reshape the Future by changing the Past.


inspissate

[mystima]

inspissate- to use the bathroom as a kitchen.

positron

[pinkymcfatfat]

positron- A series of good reviews for the movie 'Tron'.

ether

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ether Opposite of nether. Regions in the upper area. So the breasts would be your ether regions.

Metrosexual

[pinkymcfatfat]

Metrosexual- Origin, French. A person engaging in a display of overt sexuality on a Metro line. A public display of affection in a subway car.

ban-hammer

[Ste Letto]

Ban-hammer From Norse Mythology, the name of the afterlife for those not into fighting and stuff.

Rapido

[mystima]

Rapido- a speedo worn by rappers

chameleon

[LadyHitchhiker]

chameleon
[Patty pan Southern origin] a polka-dot A-line dress.

meteorologist

[pinkymcfatfat]

Meteorologist-One who is involved is the science and study of themselves, more commonly known as the science of 'me'. Most Meteorogists are known to suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Obnoxious Jackass Syndrome. Paris Hilton is a well known Meteorologist, holding a PhD. in the science from Beverly Hills University.

digital

[candy]

digital
a phrase born in the 70's - to like something would be pronounced dig - it - all
as in 'how did you like your meal last night' response would be 'i digital man!'

wink

[Jon]

wink - a censored version of the word "wank."



Potpourri

[LadyHitchhiker]

Potpurri: a litter of kittens. Derived from the formation of the words: A pot of purring...

Ratatoille:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ratatouille: The action of spitting at someone who narks one out.

Brethren:

[mystima]

Brethren: The contracted word for Brother Ren: Stimpy, Brethren is here to find the nose goblins.

Hitchhiking:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Hitchhiking: King of the Hitchi people, an indigenous tribe in Africa.

Skype:

[mystima]

Skype: The contracted word for sky pipe; The visitors smoked the skype thinking they would have better relations with the natives but were not successful. Their heads can be seen floating in the trees above the tribe's home.

thalidomide

[LadyHitchhiker]

thalidomide: Southern American slang referring to tupperware; deriving from "this lid is mine".

Bangkok:

[Fall of Gilead]

Bangkok: the explosion of a cylindrical object.

Cul-de-sac

[mystima]

Cul-de-sac- the organizational destruction of plastic bags received at grocery or convenient stores.

Hydrocodone

[Fall of Gilead]

Hydrocodone - the manufacturer of bottled water going out of business

slipstream

[Jean]

obscenities coming from one's mouth when he steps on a banana skin and loses equilibrum

solstice

[Tommy]

solstice Sticky substance left behind after selling your soul to the devil

miasma

[Randall Flagg]

solstice Sticky substance left behind after selling your soul to the devil

miasma
miasma-stuff on ones sheet from a wet dream.
obsfucate

[Tommy]

obfuscate - to make very simple, to clarify or expose

poppycock

[Randall Flagg]

poppycock-popcorn that has fallen in a guys pants after a theater handjob

scphincter

[needfulthings]

Scphincter.....
1. The name given to the guide who shows people around the Sphinx.
2. The person who proves you really are an asshole.

mortify

[Tommy]

mortify - to slowly or rapidly transform into a guy named Mort

collywobbles

[Jon]

collywobbles- That period of time from 3 to 0.000000000000001 seconds before a pro wrestler falls.


chitin -

[jsmcmullen92]

chitin -
Chitin: A human being of lesser age than yourself, less maturity.
1. All you Chitin need to go outside to play
2. Quit acting like Chitin and get a job!

Appropriate

[Tommy]

Appropriate - Three or more propriates traveling in a team, symbiotic relationship


Perpetual

[blunthead]

Perpetual A perpetrator who commits the same crime over and over.

Attorney

[Tommy]

Attorney - A person that always tells the truth and has no interest in money whatsoever


Bone folder

[blunthead]

Bone folder - A type of ballcrusher.

Carpet

[Tommy]

Carpet - A cat or dog that lives in your car

Dreamhole

[blunthead]

Dreamhole - The ideal home minus property taxes.

Alarm system