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Darkthoughts
01-29-2009, 10:06 AM
I've totally stolen this game from another site I sometimes visit. Basically, I start by posting a word, the next person gives the defintion - but as the name suggests you make up the definition.

Here's an example (that I also borrowed):

1st poster: Indentured
2nd poster: Someone who works for you 'till their teeth fall out.

:lol:

Ok, first word...

holistic

Jean
01-29-2009, 10:25 AM
holistic
Used in agriculture and construction; means "being on a list of hoes, spades, and other similar tools."

Example: "Is a hammer holistic? - No, only entrenching tools are."

flaggwalkstheline
01-29-2009, 10:36 AM
Holistic: (compound word Hole+ Ick), of or dealing with holes of a disgusting variety

Darkthoughts
01-29-2009, 10:48 AM
:lol: :thumbsup:

Guys...total dufus! I forgot to say, next poster also posts a new word :blush:

Jean
01-29-2009, 11:08 AM
May flaggwalkstheline do that! the bear will rejoin you later

flaggwalkstheline
01-29-2009, 11:39 AM
alright
have at it

insurance

Ryan
01-30-2009, 09:18 AM
Insurance
A legitimate scam sanctioned by all Government; created by big business to passify the general public by creating a false sense of security in which the majority of people live with the empty promise of reward for misgivings, illness and transgressions caused upon them.

oh wait...:doh: that too close to what insurance really is?.... :evil:
(I just couldn't help myself on that one)


Next word:
Constipation

Jean
01-30-2009, 09:25 AM
constipation, or, more accurately, cons' tippation: a practice existing among confidence men to hint to one another ("tip" one another) who may be the prospective victim.

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to elucidate

flaggwalkstheline
01-30-2009, 09:38 AM
elucidate: canadian expression describing the practice of sneaking out on a date because of your not likeing the person you were with (Eh-lose-a-date)

Chemical

Jean
01-30-2009, 11:25 PM
Chemical (amalgamation of Italian "che" and English "comical"; pronounced with a half-shocked, half-threatening intonation: "Chemical?!!"): an interjection, equal in meaning to "Do you really think it's funny?!"

***

authority

razz
01-31-2009, 12:11 PM
authority one who writes about tea brewing.


Enclave

The Lady of Shadows
02-01-2009, 01:21 AM
enclave - writing about being trapped in a large, dark, dank space with razz's usual bad spelling (i.e. in caved).


next word: dermatologist

Jon
02-01-2009, 05:11 AM
dermatologist - The german mat specialist

New word - discombobulated

Iwritecode
02-03-2009, 11:14 AM
dermatologist - The german mat specialist

New word - discombobulated


To query whether something comes bobulated or not.

Dis come bobulated?

New word: Occupation.

Darkthoughts
02-21-2009, 01:39 PM
The rare practise of being paid eight times for a job well done.

Cosmology

idk, my bff jill?
02-21-2009, 03:27 PM
cosmology noun 1 the scientific study of the alcoholic cocktail consisting of vodka, orange-flavoured liqueur, cranberry juice, and lime juice. 2 the scientific study of Cosmopolitan Magazine.

keystroke

Woofer
02-21-2009, 08:32 PM
keystroke - A condition brought on as a result of an increasingly frantic search for one's keys.

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

SigTauGimp
02-23-2009, 11:30 PM
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - A disease contracted from trying to pronounce ridiculously long words.

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Clandestine

Hoot
02-27-2009, 01:27 PM
clandestine adjective 1 describing something destined to be in a clan, including, but not limited to clans of tribal and/or savage orientation 2 [Slang] describing an uncivilized person; an idiot

1. You look like just the right person to join our new Counter Strike clan! You're definitely clandestine!

2. I can't believe you farted in front of my dog! You're a clandestine freak!

Hey, you seen that clandestine creep down the road? I heard he still uses cable.


Hello

Ste Letto
03-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Hello - a type of cello favoured by Satan.

Whimsical

razz
03-10-2009, 03:11 PM
An ice cream pop you just feel like having sometimes.

Guardian

Woofer
03-11-2009, 07:40 PM
Guardian - That feeling that's not quite lazy, not quite ill, and not quite bored, but manages to be worse than any of those alone.

Example:
Q: Hey, want to go for a drink after work?
A: Nah. I'm all guardian and shit.

Doggerel

Sam
03-11-2009, 07:58 PM
Doggerel

The Angel of Death's dog, who incidently does not carry a scythe. He does carry a milkbone pocket knife though.

Intercourse

SigTauGimp
03-11-2009, 11:51 PM
Intercourse - Of, or being related to, the color turquoise.


Management

gromit
03-12-2009, 12:02 AM
Management - Magical powers derived from the long lost Polynesian island of Gement. It is measured in numerical units, usually preceded with a + or -.

Subterfuge

mystima
03-12-2009, 12:10 AM
subterfuge: (pronounced sub-da-fudge) a chocolate treat on bread

example: she ate a subterfuge sandwich at the mall.

computer

Ste Letto
03-12-2009, 09:56 AM
computer: part of the family of artificial substances used for QVC products akin to Diamonique, computer is an inferior copy of pewter used for cheap jewelery and plates.

Frenzy

gromit
03-12-2009, 04:41 PM
Frenzy: adj. To be allied closely with another person.

Example: "Do you know Dave Smith?"
"Yes, we're frenzy."


Magnum Opus

Jon
03-12-2009, 10:52 PM
Magnum Opus - The latest model of .44 caliber handguns from Winchester Arms.



deus ex machina

Woofer
03-18-2009, 07:49 AM
deus ex machina - The part of astronomical science that deals with the study of a planet's rotational cycles, a process now performed by Welsh Corgis but formerly calculated by machines.

shillelagh

SigTauGimp
03-18-2009, 01:15 PM
Shillelagh - A less common phrase used when discussing a woman who prefers sexual relations with men named "Lee".


Identify

mystima
03-18-2009, 03:00 PM
Identify: pronounced I-dent-e-fi; meaning to dent something yourself.

I'dentified the car hood.

cellular

gromit
03-18-2009, 09:40 PM
Cellular: pronounced chell-u-lar; an object that has the chatacteristics of a cello.

That big violin is sorta cellular.

Atomic

Jon
03-22-2009, 09:51 PM
a medicine that invigorates or strengthens


Bean bag-

Ste Letto
03-24-2009, 10:27 AM
Colloquialism - idiotic, foolish, gullible and generally unintelligent

example "She's non too bright, in fact she's bean bag."

Billabong

mystima
03-25-2009, 02:30 AM
Billabong- pronounced bill-a-bong. to put a price on a bong.


enhancement

gromit
03-25-2009, 06:44 PM
enhancement: The amount of cement that is available or 'in hand' at a given point in time.

illogical

mystima
03-30-2009, 06:11 AM
illogical- a sick log in California

decaffeinated

LadyHitchhiker
03-30-2009, 07:47 AM
decaffeinated: The art of aborting a calf from unfit cow mothers. This word is originated from obscure Indian context found in bits of the Kama Sutra that have been "edited".

Curvaceous

Ste Letto
03-31-2009, 10:45 AM
Curvaceous

Period of prehistory roughly 70 million years ago - between the Jurassic and the Cretaceous period this was a time when dinosaurs became rather shapely.

Astronaut

Jon
04-01-2009, 02:16 AM
Astronaut - a knot that boy scouts can use only in the Astrodome.



Nomenclature

alinda
04-01-2009, 02:45 AM
Nomenclature

(n) No-men-cla-ture A devise that is used to simulate a mans penis.

"Strap on your nomenclature, and go wild" :wtf:

furnished

LadyHitchhiker
04-01-2009, 07:29 AM
Furnished
The matter of upholstering house-hold items with real fur. This was a REAL big fad back in the 1970s in some European countries. Fur-covered silverware and appliances have now become collector's items and make big money for people selling these items on e-bay.

Perpendicular

Ste Letto
04-02-2009, 09:09 AM
Perpendicular Having a shape or form similar to the perpendix. (The perpendix is a small organ attached to the appendix. In this regard it is literally an appendix to the appendix.)

Co-habiting.

SigTauGimp
04-03-2009, 08:43 PM
Co-habiting - The act of two people who have agreed to share custody of a habit(A smaller version of the common "rabbit").


Juxtapose

LadyHitchhiker
04-04-2009, 04:46 AM
Juxtapose a term commonly used in the porn industry. Derived from "jugs to pose". Without enough juxtapose, this industry would surely fail.

Detrimental

razz
04-04-2009, 04:48 AM
Detrimental- using psychology to perform dental work on a patient

magnanimous

LadyHitchhiker
04-08-2009, 06:15 AM
magnanimous the love affair between humans and guns.

Preposterous

Billy-Bumbler
04-08-2009, 10:35 AM
Preposterous Traditionally, the time to get ready for the religous ceremony, Osterous

Badger

Ste Letto
04-08-2009, 12:52 PM
Badger A person employed in the occupation of making and or affixing badges.
Also a synonym for "hide" as in "They're coming, quick everybody badger".

Dogmatic

The Lady of Shadows
04-08-2009, 02:52 PM
dogmatic - the machine that you walk your dog through to have it washed automatically. you stand on one side of the wall, the leash goes through a slot, and the dog walks through the tunnel getting shampoo'd, scrubbed, blown dry, and brushed. it's really awesome!


onomatopoeia

obscurejude
04-08-2009, 05:57 PM
onomatopoeia

ono - one
mato- tomatoe
poeia- poetic (craft- see greek poises)

A poem about tomatoes consisting solely of monosyllabic words.

nintendo

Jon
04-11-2009, 03:15 AM
A French-born American writer and diarist who raises a limited number of deer, female deer.


inagaddadavida

Ste Letto
04-15-2009, 02:21 PM
inagaddavida A fabled book from ancient India detailing methods of contraception.

Hotdog

The Lady of Shadows
04-15-2009, 02:38 PM
hotdog - what i have on my hands when i've left pemmers in the sun and fallen asleep for two hours.
technically, spelling is hotdoig




endothermic

Brice
04-18-2009, 05:18 AM
endothermic-denotes a period when it ceases to be hot; for example winter.



vivisection

LadyHitchhiker
04-22-2009, 05:58 AM
vivisection - important sections of life. Vivi coming from the Latin vive which means to live.

Andropause

Jon
04-24-2009, 01:47 AM
Andropause: a moment of hesitation performed by a human-looking automaton.



discombobulated

The Lady of Shadows
04-24-2009, 06:35 PM
discombobulated - an inquiry into whether or not the fishing rod you are buying already has the bobs attached with worms or whatever fishies eat.

customer: "dis com bobulated?"
seller: "ayup"




kilimanjaro

razz
04-24-2009, 06:48 PM
kilimanjaro -to commit an act of murder, followed by stuffing your victim (often male) into a circular glass container.

Orchestrate

Jon
04-24-2009, 10:56 PM
Orchestrate - Confirmation of an Orch's sexual orientation.



Clandestine

mystima
04-24-2009, 11:06 PM
Clandestine- the time of the Clan Dees


contract

Ste Letto
04-30-2009, 01:54 PM
contract A faked or forged piece of text.

habitat

LadyHitchhiker
04-30-2009, 03:46 PM
habitat: The sound a nun's habit makes when it drops to the ground.

Adamantium:

Jon
05-01-2009, 12:01 AM
Adamantium: A fictional element that comprises the website ofAdam Ant (http://www.adam-ant.net/).


Ombusman:

LadyHitchhiker
05-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Ombusman: a name of a member of a rare sect of Buddhists who are bus drivers.

Velociraptor

SigTauGimp
05-09-2009, 06:56 PM
Velociraptor - A device used to measure the approximate speed(or velocity) of a hip-hop or rap artist's rhymes.


Allegro

LadyHitchhiker
05-11-2009, 04:03 AM
Allegro - the scientific name for when a leg grows faster than the other leg.

Chromosone

Ste Letto
05-13-2009, 03:16 PM
Chromosone - the fabled home planet of the Chromosons, a warrior race who wear shiny silver coloured armour.

Particle.

LadyHitchhiker
05-14-2009, 02:41 PM
(Nice job Ste Letto... that made me laugh out loud)
Particle: That strange sensation you get in your arms while golfing that prevents you from making a hole in one.
Ambrosia

Ste Letto
05-31-2009, 03:29 PM
Ambrosia The dreamy half awake state of someone who has eaten too much creamed rice.

Limousine

LadyHitchhiker
06-01-2009, 04:36 AM
Limousine - a chic trendy magazine featuring people who have lost limbs or born without limbs. In the adverts they feature many companies who make very state-of-the-art prosthetic limbs.

Osteoperosis

Ste Letto
06-23-2009, 02:34 PM
Osteoperosis a rare species of dinosaur, resembling a prehistoric turkey, that died out due to skeletal deformation

coagulate

LadyHitchhiker
06-28-2009, 01:53 PM
Coagulate - pronounced co-ag-you-lot-ay, this is a new dance originating in Guatemala. It is a cross between the macarena and clog dancing.

Tipindicular

mystima
06-29-2009, 02:36 AM
Tipindicular: an ice cream store that is in competition with dippin' dots.


fellowship

LadyHitchhiker
06-29-2009, 03:23 PM
Fellowship another word for a homosexual partnership between men. A relationship of fellows. Also used in a less romantic term to describe a bro-mance.

Pulmonary

mystima
06-30-2009, 07:37 PM
Pulmonary: a religious group of people who worship Bill Pullman


convergence

LadyHitchhiker
07-02-2009, 12:50 PM
Convergence a convent of the highest order, with a strict code that involves "gents" as in gentlemen.

Bonjourno

Daghain
07-02-2009, 01:30 PM
OMG HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS THREAD???

Bonjourno - A trip taken by the singer, Bono.

Felicitate

cody44
07-02-2009, 02:04 PM
Felicitate: To describe the act of inquiry about ones destiny or fate. F(elicit)ate

zenzizenzizenzic

Daghain
07-03-2009, 08:46 AM
zenzizenzizenzic - The act of repeating a word until one gets what one wants. Example: please please please please please!

mortify

Woofer
07-03-2009, 09:03 AM
mortify - To prepare a body for burial.

The mortician mortified Aunt Hebediah in just the way the family had requested.

persimmon

mystima
07-04-2009, 12:55 AM
persimmon: doing anything that simon cowell says to do. but asking his permission first.



transportation

Daghain
07-04-2009, 07:28 AM
transportation - The teleportation of transsexuals

allegory

LadyHitchhiker
07-05-2009, 06:27 PM
Allegory: Violent torturous murder of alley cats.

Brachiosaurus

mystima
07-06-2009, 01:05 AM
Brachiosaurus: a compound list of candies made by Brach candy makers.


prenatal

LadyHitchhiker
07-06-2009, 04:47 AM
Prenatal: a new drug (pronounced Pren-uh-tall) being used for disorders caused by people being corrupted by visiting the Twilight Zone. William Shatner was one of the first testees of this drug, and look how well he's doing!

Kinnikinnick

mystima
07-06-2009, 04:55 AM
Kinnikinnick: a large portion of the united states between Kentucky and Merrimack river.



marginally

LadyHitchhiker
07-06-2009, 06:53 AM
Marginally: Anything that has to go with margerine or to be done in such a fashion that reminds one of margerine. The "er" in the marginally was dropped so as to be able to use the word with more ease.

Polyurethane

Daghain
07-06-2009, 01:00 PM
Polyurethane - Multiple earls in Europe

Spastic

mystima
07-07-2009, 05:05 AM
Spastic: one who is a spaz. derogatory word for nerd, geek and such



perplexing

Daghain
07-07-2009, 07:53 AM
Perplexing - charging for movies based on how many theaters are showing them.

Catastrophic

LadyHitchhiker
07-07-2009, 04:35 PM
Catastrophic: Natural disasters that include cats. Like when it rains cats and dogs.

Here's one I came up with today that I had to share before I move onto another word open for the person below me:

Jiu-Jitsu: Martial arts formed after the holocaust, that the Jewish people practice in private, to make sure that they never get taken over by people like the nazis ever again.

And now for a new word:

Narcoleptic

Daghain
07-07-2009, 04:45 PM
Narcoleptic A drug dealer who is also a kleptomaniac.

Rutabega

mystima
07-08-2009, 12:48 PM
Rutabega: a larger version of the winnobego.


chlorination

Daghain
07-08-2009, 01:08 PM
chlorination - A country run by Cloris Leachman

Ambidexterous

Woofer
07-08-2009, 02:32 PM
Ambidexterous - able to juggle lovers of any gender without problems for self or the lovers

Maurice is the most ambidexterous man I know.

Intentionally

Daghain
07-08-2009, 06:08 PM
Intentionally - Pertaining to living in a tent, i.e. "she spent all her time intentionally"

Masquerade

mystima
07-09-2009, 02:49 AM
Masquerade: a game where you have to guess what the person is acting out while wearing a mask.


telekinesis

Daghain
07-09-2009, 08:50 AM
telekinesis - sharing a television with your relatives

discordant

Woofer
07-09-2009, 09:00 AM
discordant - One who drafts noise ordinance laws related specifically to the playing of compact discs

empathy

Daghain
07-09-2009, 09:20 AM
empathy - pathological fear of the letter M

bodacious

Ste Letto
07-14-2009, 12:17 PM
Bodacious Having qualities similar to Queen Boadicea.

Rollicking

Daghain
07-14-2009, 12:52 PM
Rollicking the ability to lick a jawbreaker as it's rolling along a table.

Ephemeral

Ste Letto
07-15-2009, 12:41 PM
ephemeral Fantasy concept from The Wizard of Oz. All radio broadcasts in Oz were on the ephemeral waveband.

cauterise

Daghain
07-15-2009, 01:46 PM
cauterise - the act of catching someone's glance, i.e. "He cauterise from across the room"

transmogrify

John Blaze
07-15-2009, 02:09 PM
:lol:

Transmogrify - the process of transfering smog from one city to another via griffins.

Pacify

mystima
07-15-2009, 04:20 PM
Pacify: the ability to turn into pacman


potassium

John Blaze
07-15-2009, 05:28 PM
Potassium (V.) An action consisting of someone putting your ass in a pot.


Ceremony

Daghain
07-16-2009, 11:02 AM
:lol:

ceremony - That annoying girl in your math class who won't quit whining. Named Sarah.

modulate

John Blaze
07-16-2009, 11:39 AM
:lol: I know, she is so annoying!

Modulate - A contraction comprised of the words Modern and Ungulate. i.e. A "Hip Horse", or a "Cool Camel"

Recording.

Jean
07-16-2009, 11:50 AM
Recording, re-cording: supplying a new cord for hanging after the old one has been worn out by many a neck

solstice

Woofer
07-16-2009, 12:06 PM
Solstice - a poultice made from kelp and applied to the scales and fins of sole

Werewolf

Daghain
07-16-2009, 12:57 PM
werewolf - a wolf of unknown location

expediate

John Blaze
07-16-2009, 05:22 PM
Expediate - To date a person you met on expedia.com

Tapestry.

Woofer
07-16-2009, 07:04 PM
Tapestry - to have sexual relations with all adult members of a family.

(Example using Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)

Jane Doe: Brad Pitt is hot.
John Doe: I'd tapestry.

Orthroscopy

mystima
07-17-2009, 06:04 AM
orthroscopy: to copy one's knee or part of leg in a copy machine.


definition

Brice
07-17-2009, 06:37 AM
definition-the process of becoming un infinite.

going back to one I interpreted differently: modulate- as mod you late-a means of letting one of the staff no they are tardy in performing a function. :lol:

quincunx

Woofer
07-17-2009, 08:52 AM
quincunx - Refers to failed Quinn-Martin productions.

archetype

Daghain
07-17-2009, 09:51 AM
archtype - words written over a door

blasphemy

Jean
07-17-2009, 09:54 AM
blasphemy: an outstandingly lengthy speech delivered by a feminist

madrigal

John Blaze
07-17-2009, 10:27 AM
:lol:

Madrigal - A mother who is still young enough to date. From the spanish Madre and the english gal.


Pneumonia.

Daghain
07-18-2009, 09:24 AM
pneumonia - The newest form of complaining, generally done while texting (new + moan)

sacreligious

Ste Letto
07-18-2009, 10:05 AM
sacreligious object- a small bag for carrying holy items such as crucifixes or cups for the wine.

mendacity

Daghain
07-18-2009, 10:16 AM
mendacity - men who have the nerve (or stupidity) to say "do you have PMS?"

oligarchy

Woofer
07-18-2009, 12:45 PM
Oligarchy - Totalitarian form of oliphant government.


diorama

John Blaze
07-18-2009, 01:04 PM
Diorama - A proposed spinoff of the hit show Futurama, using the Olympian Gods as the cast. Thankfully, it was shut down before it could come to fruition.

Sonorous

Daghain
07-18-2009, 01:11 PM
:lol:

sonorous - choosing between doing something for your male child, or for yourself

masticate

Woofer
07-19-2009, 06:12 AM
masticate - Auto-erotic activities involving food or food products.

dilithium

turtlex
07-19-2009, 06:17 AM
dilithium - The process of lithium expiring.

latte

mystima
07-19-2009, 06:44 AM
latte: to disregard what others are saying ie: well 'latte' da.


cappuccino

Daghain
07-19-2009, 10:06 AM
cappuccino - a small monkey with a caffeine addiction.

circumnavigate

John Blaze
07-19-2009, 11:13 AM
Circumnavigate a drive-by circumcision.

Viral

LadyHitchhiker
07-20-2009, 05:21 PM
Viral:The word used to describe Violet Beauregard's mode of travelling once she became a giant blueberry in Willy Wonka's factory. The "Vi-roll" morphed into the "viral" which was distorted through the accent of the Oompa Loompas.

mitochondria:

mystima
07-21-2009, 03:52 AM
mitochondria: a girl that is mighty and named Chondria


superstitious

Daghain
07-21-2009, 09:23 AM
superstitious - an high level of sewing ability

allocate

Jean
07-21-2009, 09:55 AM
allocate, verb - term used for describing the activity of obtrusive fans; goes back to the time when Katharine Hepburn was at the top of her fame and many uneducated citizens of London who drop their h's tried to phone her.

mediŠval

Brice
07-22-2009, 05:26 AM
mediŠval-also mid-evil---If you've heard the expression the lesser of two evils this is the evil that lies exactly halfway between those.


sinister

Jean
07-22-2009, 05:37 AM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k291/mishemplushem/Facilitation/bear_grin.gif

sinister: a minister who has been unable to follow the narrow path of virtue

vernacular

Daghain
07-22-2009, 08:14 AM
:lol:

vernacular - some guy named Vern who is very handy

onomatopoeia

Ste Letto
07-23-2009, 12:57 AM
onomatopoeia Medical condition, where a person is shortsighted in one eye.

Vestigial

mystima
07-23-2009, 04:38 AM
Vestigial: a vest that has digital lights all around it...made for las Vegas acts


transference

Daghain
07-23-2009, 08:45 AM
transference - the ability of cat hair to get on every surface of the house.

illuminate

turtlex
07-23-2009, 09:29 AM
illuminate - food which glows when consumed.

assonance

Daghain
07-23-2009, 09:32 AM
assonance - an annoying message board whiner

perpetuity

Jean
07-23-2009, 10:06 AM
perpetuity: the amount of food given to each of one's cats, dogs etc (per pet + to eat + the suffix "y")

sophorific

Daghain
07-23-2009, 10:24 AM
sophorific - a horrible wet mess

mystify

Woofer
07-23-2009, 10:35 AM
mystify - To generate fog; to use a fog machine.


We need to mystify this area before Mr. Romero gets to the set.

fortitude

Daghain
07-23-2009, 10:46 AM
fortitude - pride in one's fort

quintessential

Woofer
07-23-2009, 11:09 AM
quintessential - Items required for hunting giant killer sharks, particularly sharks who make things personal. From the character Quint in Jaws.

Joe: Should we take this TNT?
Moe: It's a Quintessential.
Joe: Right.

legerdemain

Jean
07-23-2009, 11:15 AM
legerdemain: used as a phrase, meaning "never do today what you can as well do tomorrow" (from French leger: easy, and demain: tomorrow)

soprano

John Blaze
07-23-2009, 02:01 PM
Soprano(n) - A soap designed to be used for your anus. i.e. Get the soprano and wash your ass!

Comical.

LadyHitchhiker
07-24-2009, 06:06 PM
Comical: The art of selling comics on the internet for grave profit. To cull the amount of comics you own to make room for more comics. Coming directly from the words comic and cull.

Ambidextrious

mystima
07-26-2009, 04:05 PM
Ambidextrous: The contraction of the words 'am biding my time' and the suffix ous added to the end


cruciatus

Daghain
07-26-2009, 08:23 PM
cruciatus That crud that you find in the corner of your eyes in the morning.

belligerent

Ste Letto
07-30-2009, 03:15 PM
belligerent Proper noun - a small town in Wales where the locals are really adamant about everything they do and say.

portmanteau

mystima
07-30-2009, 06:29 PM
portmanteau: What happens to male Ballet dancers when their tights are, well just too tight.:scared:


Pistacio

Ste Letto
07-31-2009, 03:19 PM
pistacio a vocal range approximating that of the "choirboy castrato" achieved by male ballet dancers when their pants are too tight.

psychology

Daghain
08-02-2009, 06:41 PM
psychology - the science of psyching someone out, particularly if it requires them to seek medical attention.

voluptuous

Ste Letto
08-08-2009, 01:40 PM
voluptuous a curvaceous vole

prosperity

mystima
08-09-2009, 07:28 PM
prosperity: the perils in which pro athletes take on every day

fulcrum

rosie real
08-09-2009, 10:29 PM
fulcrum - what you find when you turn your laptop over (or your keyboard if you are using a pc). especially prevalent in office environments or when children are in the house. or when you have just read a particularly funny post after having taken a bite of muffin, cake, donut or other carbohydrate.

ful - abbreviation for full
crum - abbreviation for crumb
the word "of" was left out for simplicity


entrenchment

mystima
08-10-2009, 09:36 PM
entrenchment: in the state of being in or wearing a trench coat.


carcinogens

LadyHitchhiker
08-11-2009, 04:57 AM
carcinogens: emissions from cars known to cause drunken effects in people.

onomotopeia

Ste Letto
08-16-2009, 02:08 PM
onomotopeia this word has two distinct meanings:

01) a mythical land of perfection for the race called the onoms

02) a form of short sightedness in one eye

fillibuster

Daghain
08-17-2009, 08:29 AM
fillibuster - the act of filling a container until it bursts.

gastronomical

Brice
08-17-2009, 09:06 AM
Gastronomical :The economical trends of the foods you eat after ingestion.


Formication

Ste Letto
08-21-2009, 08:28 AM
formication process of applying formica to the work surfaces of your kitchen

also replication/reproduction of a form

evangelism

Daghain
08-21-2009, 10:11 AM
evangelism - the process by which an angel becomes evil.

vilify

Woofer
08-25-2009, 06:46 PM
vilify - bleeding edge stereo sound that is the next step in the evolution of hi-fi.


Have you heard my new vilify system? Man, it makes my old hi-fi seem like a Playskool Close 'n' Play. Check it out.

epiglottis

LadyHitchhiker
08-26-2009, 02:27 AM
Epiglottis: The largest book out of the bible of pig's.

Centrifuge

mystima
08-26-2009, 06:19 AM
Centrifuge: the act of eating fudge in the center of a room in front of chocoholics


Manufacturer

Daghain
08-26-2009, 08:25 AM
manufacturer - a guy with a lot of trivial knowledge

exponential

Ste Letto
09-20-2009, 03:19 PM
exponential the capacity for change of a former lavatory building

lemon

Woofer
09-23-2009, 01:02 PM
lemon - a small, sour, yellow citrus fruit used to make tequila taste better

tinker

mystima
09-23-2009, 04:19 PM
tinker-a fairy that likes to fix things



Parmesan

LadyHitchhiker
09-24-2009, 04:51 AM
Parmesan - a stretch of land used for golfing in the desert. Derived from Par and mesa.

Hazel

Ste Letto
10-06-2009, 02:42 PM
Hazel Shortened form of Hazeltov a Jewish word meaning not bad.

Useage - The piano player did an Ok job, so at the end we all shouted "Hazeltov"

Wrinkles

rosie real
10-06-2009, 06:40 PM
*snort*

hazeltov

*snort*

mystima
10-06-2009, 08:17 PM
Wrinkles-uncontrollable eye blinking when trying to wink at someone.


yogurt

pinkymcfatfat
12-13-2009, 11:55 AM
yogurt- A round tent made of rotten milk products.

Dermatology

mystima
12-13-2009, 06:00 PM
Dermatology: the study of the television show Darma and Greg.

Chattahoochee

pinkymcfatfat
12-13-2009, 10:15 PM
Chattahoochee- Origin, Cherokee, "Gathering place of skanks, skeevers, player's
and ho's." An ancient word for 'night club'.

Purloined

LadyHitchhiker
12-14-2009, 03:35 PM
Purloined:

The word purloined, comes directly from the words pearl and loins, meaning effervescent loins. It is the practice in remote parts of the middle east to wear effervescent luminescent oils and lotions upon the loins and thighs for wedding anniversaries, to entice each other. In common speech, if one is purloined, then one is ready for their wedding anniversary, or is therefore ready for coitus.

Cosmetology

Ste Letto
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
cosmetology the science of making and applying makeup

appendectomy

flaggwalkstheline
12-17-2009, 10:12 AM
cosmetology the science of making and applying makeup

appendectomy

appendectomy: the refusal to read parts of a book that are supplemental to the main story

Avuncular

Jon
12-18-2009, 08:13 AM
Avuncular - NOT your mother or father's brother.



Fecundity

mystima
12-18-2009, 11:36 AM
Fecundity- singing a song about gross things

perpetrator

pinkymcfatfat
12-18-2009, 01:08 PM
Perpetrator- The on/off switch on a perputual motion machine.


Caustic

Ste Letto
12-18-2009, 04:55 PM
caustic medical term for something that causes a tic.

radiator

Jon
12-18-2009, 09:55 PM
radiator - a device that world leaders hoped would reshape the Future by changing the Past.


inspissate

mystima
12-18-2009, 11:53 PM
inspissate- to use the bathroom as a kitchen.

positron

pinkymcfatfat
12-19-2009, 05:06 AM
positron- A series of good reviews for the movie 'Tron'.

ether

LadyHitchhiker
12-21-2009, 04:45 PM
Ether Opposite of nether. Regions in the upper area. So the breasts would be your ether regions.

Metrosexual

pinkymcfatfat
12-21-2009, 06:01 PM
Metrosexual- Origin, French. A person engaging in a display of overt sexuality on a Metro line. A public display of affection in a subway car.

ban-hammer

Ste Letto
12-24-2009, 03:55 PM
Ban-hammer From Norse Mythology, the name of the afterlife for those not into fighting and stuff.

Rapido

mystima
12-24-2009, 06:00 PM
Rapido- a speedo worn by rappers

chameleon

LadyHitchhiker
12-31-2009, 11:47 AM
chameleon
[Patty pan Southern origin] a polka-dot A-line dress.

meteorologist

pinkymcfatfat
02-13-2010, 10:40 PM
Meteorologist-One who is involved is the science and study of themselves, more commonly known as the science of 'me'. Most Meteorogists are known to suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Obnoxious Jackass Syndrome. Paris Hilton is a well known Meteorologist, holding a PhD. in the science from Beverly Hills University.

digital

candy
02-14-2010, 04:43 AM
digital
a phrase born in the 70's - to like something would be pronounced dig - it - all
as in 'how did you like your meal last night' response would be 'i digital man!'

wink

Jon
02-14-2010, 09:41 PM
wink - a censored version of the word "wank."



Potpourri

LadyHitchhiker
02-15-2010, 02:33 PM
Potpurri: a litter of kittens. Derived from the formation of the words: A pot of purring...

Ratatoille:

LadyHitchhiker
05-28-2011, 09:53 AM
Ratatouille: The action of spitting at someone who narks one out.

Brethren:

mystima
05-29-2011, 02:07 PM
Brethren: The contracted word for Brother Ren: Stimpy, Brethren is here to find the nose goblins.

Hitchhiking:

LadyHitchhiker
05-29-2011, 04:07 PM
Hitchhiking: King of the Hitchi people, an indigenous tribe in Africa.

Skype:

mystima
05-29-2011, 06:17 PM
Skype: The contracted word for sky pipe; The visitors smoked the skype thinking they would have better relations with the natives but were not successful. Their heads can be seen floating in the trees above the tribe's home.

thalidomide

LadyHitchhiker
05-30-2011, 04:06 AM
thalidomide: Southern American slang referring to tupperware; deriving from "this lid is mine".

Bangkok:

Fall of Gilead
12-03-2013, 10:05 PM
Bangkok: the explosion of a cylindrical object.

Cul-de-sac

mystima
12-05-2013, 02:51 PM
Cul-de-sac- the organizational destruction of plastic bags received at grocery or convenient stores.

Hydrocodone

Fall of Gilead
05-14-2014, 05:20 AM
Hydrocodone - the manufacturer of bottled water going out of business

slipstream

Jean
05-14-2014, 01:47 PM
obscenities coming from one's mouth when he steps on a banana skin and loses equilibrum

solstice

Tommy
05-14-2014, 06:08 PM
solstice Sticky substance left behind after selling your soul to the devil

miasma

Randall Flagg
05-24-2014, 12:09 PM
solstice Sticky substance left behind after selling your soul to the devil

miasma
miasma-stuff on ones sheet from a wet dream.
obsfucate

Tommy
05-24-2014, 04:09 PM
obfuscate - to make very simple, to clarify or expose

poppycock

Randall Flagg
05-25-2014, 11:57 AM
poppycock-popcorn that has fallen in a guys pants after a theater handjob

scphincter

needfulthings
05-25-2014, 02:34 PM
Scphincter.....
1. The name given to the guide who shows people around the Sphinx.
2. The person who proves you really are an asshole.

mortify

Tommy
03-20-2015, 02:59 AM
mortify - to slowly or rapidly transform into a guy named Mort

collywobbles

Jon
03-26-2015, 08:48 PM
collywobbles- That period of time from 3 to 0.000000000000001 seconds before a pro wrestler falls.


chitin -

jsmcmullen92
03-31-2015, 11:12 AM
chitin -
Chitin: A human being of lesser age than yourself, less maturity.
1. All you Chitin need to go outside to play
2. Quit acting like Chitin and get a job!

Appropriate

Tommy
04-01-2015, 01:09 AM
Appropriate - Three or more propriates traveling in a team, symbiotic relationship


Perpetual

blunthead
04-29-2017, 05:38 AM
Perpetual A perpetrator who commits the same crime over and over.

Attorney

Tommy
04-29-2017, 07:33 AM
Attorney - A person that always tells the truth and has no interest in money whatsoever


Bone folder

blunthead
04-29-2017, 07:47 AM
Bone folder - A type of ballcrusher.

Carpet

Tommy
04-29-2017, 09:14 AM
Carpet - A cat or dog that lives in your car

Dreamhole

blunthead
04-29-2017, 12:06 PM
Dreamhole - The ideal home minus property taxes.

Alarm system