Make you an offer you can't refuse. You've only got your soul to lose

[Jon]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore
I make my feigned move and fool you, some athlete that you are

I’d make a suggestion but I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
Smash my office; don’t you wish!

Play guitar and have a sandwich; that is what Hell is for.

[Gaberax]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore GROOM
I make my feint move and fool you, some athlete that you are FAKE

[Jon]

Wrong on both counts sir but kinda close on the second...kinda

[Gaberax]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore PRIMP
I make my feint move and fool you, some athlete that you are PUMP

[Jon]

Way off. To quote Led Zep "'cos you know sometimes words have two meanings," as far as the first stanza goes.

[John_and_Yoko]

For some reason, that plus "bend my neck" made me think of a straw....

I'm sure that's not right, but am I on the right track, at least...?

[Jon]

No sir

Look at bold words

[John_and_Yoko]

I did....

I have no idea whatsoever....

Unless maybe "birdie" has something to do with golf....



And don't call me "sir." :P

[Ryan]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore Cocks
I make my feigned move and fool you, some athlete that you are Box

I’d make a suggestion but I’m sure you’ve heard it all before No clue
Smash my office; don’t you wish! No Clue

Play guitar and have a sandwich; that is what Hell is for. No Clue

:|

[alinda]

:orely: I like the word cocks as a choice for the first clue. I am lost as to the rest tho'.
:P you thought you had me on that one Jon...:lol: It took some thought on my part not to leave that too open for a joke response.><

[Jon]

Just say no to cocks!

[Jon]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore Cocks
I make my feigned move and fool you, some athlete that you are Box

I’d make a suggestion but I’m sure you’ve heard it all before No clue
Smash my office; don’t you wish! No Clue

Play guitar and have a sandwich; that is what Hell is for. No Clue

:|

Where did I say this??

[Maturins_Daughter]

Play guitar - strum?

[Ryan]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore -Roost
I make my feigned move and fool you, some athlete that you are - Flinch

[Ryan]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore Cocks
I make my feigned move and fool you, some athlete that you are Box

I’d make a suggestion but I’m sure you’ve heard it all before No clue
Smash my office; don’t you wish! No Clue

Play guitar and have a sandwich; that is what Hell is for. No Clue

:|

Where did I say this??

You didn't and sorry for insinuating words to your original quote. I didn't think it would quote like that with the words I've added.
cry pardon

[Jon]

No biggie.

One answer is there though! Now you can see why it freaked me out!


Nothing right yet except that one...and it may or may not be with the right clue.

[Gaberax]

I light on my birdie rest and bend my neck to preen; my birdie chore Juke (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=define%3A+juke)
I make my feigned move and fool you, some athlete that you are Juke (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=define%3A+juke)

I’d make a suggestion but I’m sure you’ve heard it all before Box (Suggestion Box)
Smash my office; don’t you wish! Box Box office Smash ala Movie?

Play guitar and have a sandwich; that is what Hell is for. Hero...Guitar Hero, Hero Sandwich, Hell is for Heroes.

Juke Box Hero? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juke_Box_Hero)

[Jon]

That It is Gabe. Just put a quarter in the slot and out comes a singing goose from an other country!

Jukebox Hero - Foreigner

[Maturins_Daughter]

Way to go, Gabe!

[Gaberax]

That was a good one, Jon.


Way to go, Gabe!
Thank you MAturins_Daughter!

I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday time. :)

[alinda]

:clap: