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fernandito
11-18-2008, 09:59 AM
Guys - don't name your son Sue and then ditch him and his mother, lest the boy grow up to be a lean-mean man and hunt you down!
Nice guys finish last, if you are the outcast.
Nobody's real but they're willing to let you know.
Prostitutes give horrible love advice.
F*cking and fighting is the same thing.
jayson
11-18-2008, 10:03 AM
I learned these things from Tom Waits...
- You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
- Nothing's more romantic than dying in the moonlight
- Always keep a diamond in your mind
- In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King
Rjeso
11-18-2008, 12:11 PM
Ice ice, baby, is too cold! Too cold!
fernandito
11-18-2008, 12:17 PM
Supernovas go POP.
You should sleep with one eye open, while gripping your pillow tight.
Girlystevedave
11-18-2008, 12:22 PM
When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're f*cking breaking :)
fernandito
11-18-2008, 12:25 PM
You shouldn't cry when your dog runs away, or get angry at the bills you have to pay.
The truth is that crime does pay.
Life is like a ride on a freeway, dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way.
Jackie
11-18-2008, 02:03 PM
Girls just want to have fun
Sunday is gloomy
We walk the plank on a sinking ship
Quitters never win
They just want to sing you to sleep through your bed room speakers
It ends tonight
Your an all star
The seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind the sun or the rain
fernandito
11-18-2008, 02:37 PM
Champions of the world have no time for losers.
Beezlebub has a devil set aside for him, for him, for hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!
mystima
11-18-2008, 04:43 PM
anywhere i roam where i lay my head is home...
i hunt therefor i am...
parents just don't understand
There's a good chance your wife (wives)
1. will have met you at an auction
2. Met you in a traffic Jam, and married you cuz of your truck
3. Live in Texas (therefor you should hide in Tennessee)
KaLikeAWheel
11-18-2008, 07:04 PM
We did not, in fact, start the fire.
We belong to the night.
Billy's got a gun.
Desmond has a barrow in the market place, while Molly is a singer in the band.
Any way you want it...that's the way you get it.
Rick Springfield has done everything for me.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love.
Meatloaf would do a lot of shit for love...but not that.
Donna
mystima
11-18-2008, 11:28 PM
he wants jesse's girl
(one from my kids) pirates don't do anything :pirate:
janie's got a gun
don't go around there anymore
chicks will cream for greased lightning :drool:
(one for the holidays) santa is coming to town:panic:
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
while listening to music, I've learned that:
http://blog.mlive.com/mediumfidelity/2008/03/large_rick-astley.jpg
KaLikeAWheel
11-19-2008, 02:55 AM
:rofl:
One is the loneliest number.
There's no business like show business.
I learned that Toby Keith is a mysogonyst
And, lastly,learned how to do the Time Warp, the Hokey-Pokey, the Twist...etc.:dance:
jayson
11-19-2008, 05:57 AM
I've also learned that...
- Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction (but he's tried)
- This is a man's world, but it don't mean nothin' without a woman or a girl
- Love is a building on fire
- There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
educatedlady
11-19-2008, 08:46 AM
Inspired by the sig and avatar of R_of_G:
I've learned that his face is a map of the world.
(photo from the video From Yesterday that I was reminded of: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/298898986_a5701af29e.jpg?v=0)
also:
Jack white thinks he smells a rat.
The Lovely Amy MacDonald wishes for something more.
The forest is my throne.
fernandito
11-19-2008, 11:50 AM
Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring.
I should just let it be.
Some people wear black for the poor and the beaten down.
Some people in jail have long since paid for their crimes, but are still there because they are victims of the times.
There are starfishes that taste like chocolate, and water that tastes like hot dogs.
jayson
11-19-2008, 11:56 AM
Not sure how I forgot this one.
- I've learned that nobody can do it like Mix Master can.
Although, in reality, I've learned from listening to other DJ's that several people can do it like Mix Master Mike can, and some can do it a whole hell of a lot better, no offense to Mike, whom I love.
For those who choose to stay, there is only one more day.
It would be hard to find a way to live without you
If you think riding your motorcycle in the rain is insane, you may be right
fernandito
11-19-2008, 02:02 PM
I've learned that there's a terror in knowing what this world is about.
Apparently it's all about the he-says-she-says bullshit.
sarah
11-20-2008, 08:18 AM
I've learned that after 50 cups of coffee I know it's on
That a steady diet of soda pop and ritalin is goooood :D
sarah
11-20-2008, 08:18 AM
that the Mike stands for money and the D is for Diamonds. ;)
jayson
11-20-2008, 08:21 AM
I've learned that
- it's McDaniels not McDonalds (the rhymes are Darrell's, the burgers are Ronald's)
- Eric Clapton doesn't know why love has got to be so sad
- foreigners wanna know what love is.
Empath of the White
12-09-2008, 02:53 PM
Jim Morrison wants the world NAO!
Love is the funeral of hearts...
Love is an ode for cruelty...
*scampers back into Hot Topic*
obscurejude
12-09-2008, 03:27 PM
Life in a yellow submarine is actually fantastic.
mystima
12-09-2008, 05:23 PM
the devil wears a blue dress
he's pleased he met you and hopes you can guess his name
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