The Glory Of David Caruso One-Liners

[Diggity Of The Eld]

There is a bit of a cult following growing on the internet for the crappiness (THE GLORY) of David Caruso one-liners.

David Caruso as you may know, started his career as a detective on the first ABC show to show titties, NYPD Blue. Glorious show (THE GLORY), but it ended soon because allegedly David Caruso was going to be a big movie star. That didn't work out for him. Although he put in a kick-ass Caruso-esque performance with Nicolas Cage in the 1994 movie Kiss of Death, it was panned critically and he didn't become the leading man folks thought he was slated to be (THE GLORY).

That brings us to 2008. David Caruso is back on TV, as the rocking detective on CSI: Miami, none other than Horatio Cane. I don't know who comes up with these horrible (GLORIOUS) names for cops, but they keep me laughing.

At the beginning of almost every single episode of CSI: Miami, before We Won't Get Fooled Again blasts, David Caruso puts on those sunglasses and utters some kind of hilarious one-liner.

The best one-liners have been compiled into a glorious youtube right here: ENDLESS CARUSO ONE LINERS

This thread is about that. It is also about YOU writing your own one-liners. That's right. YOU will write your own one-liners.

How you say?

Well thank you for asking, I just happen to have this GLORIOUS template.


http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4124/carusoka2.png


That is awesome right?

Just watch what happens when I add Dark Tower references to it....


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Enjoy!! Thanks for replying! :rose:

[The Lady of Shadows]

frank: what are you going to do?

horatio: I am going to stare at the camera and put on my sunglasses. because that's what happens when i can't think of anything clever to say.


:rolleyes:

[Diggity Of The Eld]

Haha Horatio Cane is A BRILLIANT MAN. :dance:

[Diggity Of The Eld]

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[Diggity Of The Eld]

Okay I find infinite humor in the horrible acting of David Caruso, but I see that I'm alone here at the Dixie Pig haha.

So... I CRY YOUR PARDON, POST-SLINGERS


I have some other thread ideas up my sleeve though, I'll bust them out at some point soon.