Caption Contest

[Jackie]

Everyone likes a good caption contest right? Well i thought It'd be fund to start a caption contest thread. So here's how it will work:
-Every one can submit a mamimum of 3 captions per picture. [Just to make it fair and see that everyone gets a chance]
-The picture will stay up about 3-4 days.
-Just post your captions on here :)
-The first winner will be decided by me, but from there on will be decied by last times winner
-The person who is posting the picture can not post any captions for that picture.

I think that's about it. I'll add anymore rules i can think of later.

So here's your first picture:


http://www.parade.com/export/sites/default/contests/cartoons/images/caption-contest-photo.jpg

[razz]

just a suggestion, but make it a lol, maybe?

[Jackie]

There, changed the picture, the othe one wasn't that good =p

[gsvec]

"You may miss Lois, but I really miss my Robbie-kins"

[The Lady of Shadows]

batman: "dude, i'm telling you. stop pointing that thing at me right now."

[turtlex]

Batman : Leno, wear the suit if you want, but without a mask, people are gonna know it's you!

[fernandito]

Superman : "So then what did she say?"
Batman : "She said, 'I knew that the Tumbler was your way of compensating for something' ". *drink*

[Girlystevedave]

Superman: Wanna have another round with me?
Batman: Nah...one more accident and the judge said that the Batmobile will have a breathalyzer instead of grappling hooks.

[fernandito]

So...when will the winner be announced?

[Jackie]

Im going to announce the winner now :)..and the winner is..........*drum roll*........................................... TURTLEX!!

Yours just made me lol really bad :lol:


Batman : Leno, wear the suit if you want, but without a mask, people are gonna know it's you!



So Turtlex you're up! :) Just find a picture you like/think is funny and post it. Give it a few days, wait till theres a few people then announce the winner :)

[gsvec]

Since this has been dormant a while, I'm posting a new pic ready for your own LOL caption!!

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/PheyDeVaye/ShyKitty.jpg

[The Lady of Shadows]

YOU WANT TO TAKE ME WHERE? TO DO WHAT?

(caps left on intentionally)

[turtlex]

Jackie - Thanks! Wow. I won.

Thanks for taking the feather, gsvec. Now you know why you're an honorary turtle :hugs:

Sorry for the delay, gang, I must have missed the thread when I was looking.

My new entry for this one :

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?!

[razz]

you're say i did WHAT last night?!

[gsvec]

Get OUTTA here - I was just getting into the shower!!

[idk, my bff jill?]

"OMG! Knock first!"

[Jackie]

"Um...Do you know where the mens litter box is?"

[Jon]

"You MUST take into account the "shrinkage factor."

[Jackie]

*bump*

Hey turtlex, when will the winner be announced? :fairy:

[gsvec]

Wow - thanks for the bump, Jackie - I'd totally forgotten about this!

And the winner is . . . drum roll, please . . .


"Um...Do you know where the mens litter box is?"

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/gsvec/Smilies/bf-3tenpoints.gif

[Jackie]

Haha thanks gsvec

so here's the next picture

http://www.danscartoons.com/cartoon_aliens.gif

[The Lady of Shadows]

totojkihyxljd, i don't think we're on venus anymore.

[tamez]

oh God, it looks like Eggbert farted again
let's get back in the ship
and go around the earth a few times....

[Mist_on_the_Water]

You said we left Raxacoricofallipitorius(sp Razz?) 23 years ago! we haven't moved an inch!

[razz]

Raxacoricofallapatorius
:P

[SigTauGimp]

"...I TOLD you it was second star to the right, straight on until morning...but did you listen?"

[The Lady of Shadows]

sig (may i call you sig?) that is fucking brilliant! :clap:

[Mist_on_the_Water]

Thankee Razzle! I was close....they do resemble Slitheen though don't they? XD


amazing Sig, that rawks

[Sir_Boomme]

look... they already have atmospheric sythesizers in place...
call the commander- tell him to leave ours at home.

[SigTauGimp]

*bows* Sig, siggy, STG, gimpy...all are acceptable to me. :P
So far I've liked ALL of the captions for this pic.

[mystima]

darn it Jalkel you forgot the oxygen masks again didn't you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No i brought them Farkel, they are in the mother ship!!!

[Woofer]

"I told you not to leave a viable breeding pair on this planet."

[SigTauGimp]

"I told you not to leave a viable breeding pair on this planet."

:lol::rofl:That is hilarious.:clap:

[Mist_on_the_Water]

love it Woofles! (ur avatar is adorable too X3)

[Jackie]

Ok, today will be the last day for captions for the current picture. I will announce a winner tomorrow [Wednesday]

[Woofer]

love it Woofles! (ur avatar is adorable too X3)

TYVM! http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/TheCuteWoofer/werewolf_smilie.gif

[Chap]

"it looked so green from space!"

[Jackie]

Hey soory I'm like two days late, I've been pretty busy this week.
Ok, so the winner is................................................ ............
.................................................. ....................................SigTauGimp!!!! !!!!!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I loved yours, and recently had a dream about Peter Pan, so the feather is yours :)

[SigTauGimp]

Thank you, thank you...okay, this one will go until Monday, and then I'll pick a winnar. :P

http://www.ballet.co.uk/images/rb/judas_tree_watson_galeazzi_foot_face_500.jpg

[razz]

i said i wanted your HAND in marriage!

[gsvec]

OMG - Buy some Odor Eaters, will ya?

[SigTauGimp]

Oh, I forgot to clarify an exact deadline...I said Monday, but that was it. :P

The decision won't be made on this picture until Monday Night, EST.

I like what I've seen so far...all two of you. :unsure:

[Sam]

EWWWWWW girl cooties EWWWWWWWW!!

[Sam]

You know, a little Tinactin will help clear... WHOA, WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL IS THAT?!?!

[SigTauGimp]

And...our winner is...Sam!
:clap:

EWWWWWW girl cooties EWWWWWWWW!!

Excellent job on that one.
Feather is yours, sir.

[SpaceMaN]

That smell's not your foot?

(late, I know, but I had to)

[Jackie]

BUMP:rolleyes:





And...our winner is...Sam!
:clap:

EWWWWWW girl cooties EWWWWWWWW!!

Excellent job on that one.
Feather is yours, sir.

[Jackie]

Hmmm this bored seems to be pretty dormant so I'll post a new picture

http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/images/captions/caption40.jpg


Captions away!! Winner will be announced on Friday December 19th!!

[The Lady of Shadows]

oh man, give him the damn light or "talk like this he will hmmmmmmmmm" all fucking day!

[flaggwalkstheline]

show the friendly puppet social worker where the bad jedi touched you, you can

[Sam]

You want me to put this light where? Show me where that is on this puppet.

**Sorry I didn't step up and take my turn like I should have... I forgot. I'll post something after this one ends. Gotta find one first though.**

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Last time this is R2. Help me Master Yoda, my only hope you are.

[Jackie]

You want me to put this light where? Show me where that is on this puppet.

**Sorry I didn't step up and take my turn like I should have... I forgot. I'll post something after this one ends. Gotta find one first though.**

That's ok Sam i 'bumped' once and still nothing so I thought you might have forgotten or just hadn't had a chance so I decided to post a nw picture :)

[Sir_Boomme]

Yoda: "To trully Harness the Force... one must draw on one's self..."

R2D2:"Give me back the beep scweep bleepin' marker and take your hand out of your beep wheeep bleepin' butt! .... Big Ear Freak!"

[Sledgeham]

Elliooooooot...Ouuuuuchh...

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is this the _other_ film? It'll never get anywhere anyway, I'm going back to sign on for E.T.

[Jackie]

Okay, a few days late, admit it i will :P

Okay so the winner this time around is.........

TURTLESONG!!!

Yours really made me laugh :


oh man, give him the damn light or "talk like this he will hmmmmmmmmm" all fucking day!
:rofl:

So you're up, just post a picture and what day you will announce the winner :)

[The Lady of Shadows]

sorry for the delay folks.
thanks jackie. :)

here's the next picture. let's give it until 12/31 and i'll post the winner on 1/1/09. sound good?

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk95/turtlesong/bullandmatador.jpg

[pickle]

"Hornstand Beeeaaach"

"I rz breakdanzer bull"

"Spains Olympic Gymnastic team isn't what it used to be"

:nana:

[Sam]

Let's see China top this!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

I will show you mine senor, if you show me yours

[SigTauGimp]

Bullfighter: "Hahaha! Dumb freshman...have a nice trip??...Nerd!"

or, alternatively:

"Bitch, please." :D

[SpaceMaN]

Bull: "See what that outfit made me do?"

[The Lady of Shadows]

cry your pardon. i'm late, i know. :rose:

so, you guys are pretty good at this captioning thing. it was tough but i'm going to have to go with:

*drum roll please*



I will show you mine senor, if you show me yours

congrats browning's childe. and post away! :D

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Sorry all, Ive been away for awhile, here is your next pic.

http://j-walkblog.com/images/Jesus-pool.jpg
:wtf:

[razz]

:wtf:

"six ball, corner pocket"

"who does this guy think he is anyway?"

[Sam]

What the...? That's what I get for playing Harry fucking Potter.

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

I will announce winner on Monday

[SigTauGimp]

"You guys thought rising from the dead was neat?...Watch this."

(razz, I nearly died reading yours.:rofl:)

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Sorry all, I forgot all about this thread.
I think the winner is Razz.

feathers yours

[razz]

thanks.

wait, i won for which caption?

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-33882533.jpg

[Brice]

This will teach you, you cold hearted bitch :lol:

[gsvec]

:rofl: love that one, Brice :lol:

[Brice]

:dance:

[idk, my bff jill?]

Hahaha. Yeah. :rofl:
That's going to be a tough one to top.

[Sam]

FATALITY!!

Or how about this one:
I told you I wanted half but noooo you couldn't part with half. So I'll just take THIS instead thank you!!!

[alinda]

I can't honestly think after reading this page .You guys crack me up !!:rofl:

[Brice]

What? You said I never gave you nothing for Valentine's Day. Here you go. How's this? Do you like it? Hey, you're being awfully quiet. :unsure:

[The Lady of Shadows]

I AM SPARTACUS!

[Ves'Ka Gan]

The truth about Frosty.

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Next time, it will be your snowballs?

[mystima]

"hey give me back my heart"

"no you said it belonged to me"

"yeah but not for you to tear it out that way it really hurt"

[Jon]

Chuck Norris on a cold day.

[razz]

.
What? You said I never gave you nothing for Valentine's Day. Here you go. How's this? Do you like it? Hey, you're being awfully quiet. :unsure:

good work, brice. feather ist thine

[Brice]

Thank you sir. I'll post something tomorrow if y'all want to wait. If someone wants to go ahead though I'm fine with it.

[razz]

i believe we have plenty of time to spare, my good man. This thread isn't going anywhere, so it might as well wait until you post for it to go owhere.

[The Lady of Shadows]

so brice, darling. it's been two and a half months.
is that enough time to come up with a suitable picture?
or shall we wait a little longer? :lol:

:P

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Yeah, I like this thread, I was thinking of bumping it a few days ago.

[Brice]

someone go ahead

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/12/caption-contest-segway.jpg

[mystima]

I have my oxygen, my steed now i just need to find my squire to hold it all

[Tvmorbid]

A Segway? A WIZARD SHOULD KNOW BETTER!

[SigTauGimp]

Buttercup, onward to the LARP!

[Daghain]

I really hate it when the Popemobile goes in the shop. These loaners suck!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Winner will be declared Wednesday

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Ok, I declare Daggers the winner.
Feather to you

[Tvmorbid]

Wooo well done Daghain!

[Daghain]

Awesome! Here's a new one:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc75/DaghainDT/hair.jpg?t=1249584291

I'll declare a winner on Monday!

[Darkmaniscoming]

Press release August 6, 2021:
Hundreds of individuals have come forward claiming rights to the estate of deceased singer Brett Micheals of the 80's rock group "Poison", alleging they were conceived on the TV reality program "Rock of Love". DNA tests are being conducted to determine the validity of any of the claims.

[Daghain]

:rofl:

[Woofer]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/12/caption-contest-segway.jpg

Talkin' 'bout a crappy Ben Hur remake, y'all.

ETA (for new pic):

Mullet Flu infects entire family

[Daghain]

Woofer! :lol: Good one!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Awesome! Here's a new one:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc75/DaghainDT/hair.jpg?t=1249584291

I'll declare a winner on Monday!

Tragedy struck yesterday, when the flash used in taking the above photograph ignited an estimated 752 cans of aquanet. Though both parents succumbed to the flames, little Skid Halen escaped with minor injuries.

*snickers* Mullet Flu *snickers

[Daghain]

Skid Halen. :rofl:

[Darkmaniscoming]

Down to the final three contestants on TV's "Rockstar ~ Motley Crue"
Favored to win the spot as the Crue's new frontman is America's favorite midget,
Little Johnny Hairteazer, from Venice Beach, California.

[Daghain]

:lol:

[Woofer]

OMG These are great!

[mystima]

I told you we should have taken the car and not the motorcycle with the side car. now all our hair is a mess!

[Brice]

Authorities are at a loss as to how unknown agents managed to smuggle the entire roadkill exhibit from the local town fair.

[Daghain]

And the winner is...

Woofer!

Great stuff, everyone! Woofer's made me snort Diet Coke out of my nose, though, which I consider to be an automatic win. :lol: