View Full Version : Famous Last Words
I really enjoyed that list in the Baker's Dozen thread. so i wanted to make a thread for famous last words. or at least last words you don't want to be your last.
starting with the list from the baker's dozen thread
1. trust me, what could possible go wrong?
2. no really. i saw this macgyver do it exactly this way.
3. I'm sure this fuse is long enough.
4. for the last time, i don't need the map. i'm POSITIVE the exit is this way.
5. What does this button do?
6. I'm positive it's the red wire.
7. no really, i don't need to turn the electricity off for this
8. Manual-Schmanual, I don't need instructions!
9. Of course I've done this before - landing's the easiest part!
10. no really, i saw this on animal planet just last week.
11. That's ridiculous. They just put those warnings on there as suggestions.
12. Are you sure we're using enough gunpowder?
13. It's only toxic if you swallow a large amount
VastOne
08-26-2008, 07:51 PM
14. Are you sure this won't affect the helium flow?
15. would i be going in first if it wasn't safe?
VastOne
08-26-2008, 08:03 PM
16. Oh C'mon, they put those Beware Of Shark signs there to keep the dumb ass tourists out of the water so we locals can have it all.
Seppe-sai
08-26-2008, 08:06 PM
17. Honey, I'll take the trash out as soon as I'm done posting in this thread!
VastOne
08-26-2008, 08:22 PM
18. This is Ohio, not Viet Nam. There is now way they would use live ammo here, shooting at us. We are only protesting the war, not fighting it.
Girlystevedave
08-26-2008, 08:37 PM
19. What are you gonna do, stab me?
......(Oh my God! He's stabbing me)
:rofl:
This one was actually spoken IRL by someone I knew. But don't worry, the guy deserved worse than stabbing.
The Lady of Shadows
09-07-2008, 02:02 PM
20. no. just move in a little closer. i need you for perspective. really, it's just a bear, he won't attack you unless you, like, make a sudden move or something. this is going to be an amazing shot. :D
21, I swear, I thought playing with downed powerlines was encouraged.
alinda
09-08-2008, 08:08 AM
Don't worry I'll float you till your back on your feet.:doh:
The Lady of Shadows
09-08-2008, 07:23 PM
23. dude, it's just a snake bite. nobody ever died from getting bit by a snake. let's keep going.
24. Ok Rover, I'll let you drive THIS time.
piraterob
09-16-2008, 12:21 AM
25. Hey everyone, watch this!
The Lady of Shadows
09-28-2008, 12:57 AM
26. how stupid do you think i am? of course i read the directions.
27. of course it's fake. they filmed it in front of a green screen. 50 bucks says I could do it for real!
Jackie
09-28-2008, 01:14 PM
28. They only put a Keep Out sign up when they want you to go in.
29. It's not really electrified, they just put the sign there to scare people.
Ricky
09-28-2008, 01:58 PM
30. Silly child, it's only effective if you double-knot the noose!
29. Duuuuuuuude! Didn't I see you on Americas most wanted?
Steve
09-28-2008, 03:52 PM
30.) What are you, a fucking pu--? *BOOM!!!*
Jackie
09-28-2008, 04:09 PM
31. PULL THE LEVER!
The Lady of Shadows
09-29-2008, 04:02 PM
32. look i'm telling you i remember how to do this. you mix them together then you add that. trust me.
33. let's go swimming with stingrays!
The Lady of Shadows
09-30-2008, 06:01 PM
34. no really. i've read about them. they're just like those dinosaurs in jurassic park. if you don't move they can't see you. watch. "HEY KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!"
35. Shut up, turtlesong :P
*is stricken down by the heavens*
The Lady of Shadows
09-30-2008, 10:33 PM
damn straight! :P
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