3 birds, 1 feather - a word game

[fernandito]

Very simple : Someone posts 3 words, and the next person has to type out a sentence (or a small paragraph) with those 3 words included. Capisce?


sky, rock, ground.

[Rjeso]

Do the three words have to be in the order given?


From the sky, a rock fell to the ground; it was a meteorite.


music, blue, scissors

[fernandito]

Steve was feeling a bit blue, so he decided to listen to music while he cut out pictures from his favorite magazine using scissors.



phone, water, paper

[Girlystevedave]

She spilled water all over the paper, blurring the phone number written on it.



candy, book, music

[razz]

He really enjoys eating candy while he reads a books and listens to music.
criminal, incoherent, fish

[fernandito]

He couldn't decided wether to listen to music, or to sit down to read a book and grab his favorite bag of candy.


ruler, sun, television.

[fernandito]

criminal, incoherent, fish

As the detective sat down to eat the fish he ordered, his partner was in the interrogation room trying to make sense of the criminal's incoherent responses.

[VastOne]

Once the ruler of the grand home saw the sun reflect on his television, he decided that living at home with mummy was better after all.

gender, worm, confidential

[gsvec]

No matter which gender you are, eating a worm should be kept confidential.

kitten, yearbook, car

[William50]

Every smart kitten keeps an up to date yearbook in their car.

Horror, Tower, Card

[VastOne]

The horror in thy yonder Tower, as the drawing cards portrayed, still lives within each of us as we try to figure out it's ending....

Winter, mirror, corky

[fernandito]

It was a dark & windy winter day. Through the mirror, Alex saw his brother was watching a movie, "What movie is it?" asked Alex - "Corky Romano!" yelled out his brother.


full, space, glass

[Jean]

let's hurry and raise our glass to those in space, while it is still full!

tiger

ruler

cream

[fernandito]

After setting his ruler aside, John went to the cafeteria and grabbed his coffee mug with the little picture of a tiger on the side. Since he knew it was going to be a long day, he made sure to pour in plenty of cream and sugar.



Sun, computer, window

[Brice]

The sun shone through the window causing a glare on the computer screen.

quincunx, vivisection, erotica

[Jean]

[off topic]
you two, please read your posts, and jump into each other's arms! you have each found your long-lost twin!
[/off topic]

[fernandito]

Okay, no more beer for Jean.

[Brice]

Okay, no more beer for Jean.

No, he's right. Read Amanda's post. :rofl:

[fernandito]

She deleted it! Surprise! :rolleyes:

[Brice]

YOU shouls still be able to read it. :D


quincunx, vivisection, erotica

[VastOne]

The quincunx pattern lay before them, and like a surgeon in the midst of a needless vivisection on a poor dog, made as much sense as Madonna'a Erotica album

[VastOne]

homogeneous, sacrilegious, monotonous

[Jon]

The homogeneous tribe engaged in, sacrilegious, monotonous rituals daily.


gnome, flint, albedo

[fernandito]

The gnome used the flint stone to make the fire for tonights camp, as his son ate the albedo off an orange.


weapon, traffic, heat

[Brice]

As the heat weighed down upon him, he pulled his weapon and began firing into oncoming traffic.



laminar, rhyzome, lycanthropic

[VastOne]

The parallel layers of the laminar, much like the paths in the beam, stuck together like rhyzome in Clumping Bamboo in his mind as Eddie went through his cold turkey on the beach. He even believed he had turned werewolf as a thought on lycanthropic legends mingled in his troubled mind.....


Solar, wizard, obnoxious

[fernandito]

In order to avoid his obnoxious archnemesis, the wizard, Harry (:P), decided to study for his final in the outskirts of the castle, under a tree to avoid the intense solar heat.


epidemic, stranger, fly

[gsvec]

It was no epidemic that turned the stranger into half fly and half human - rather it was that scary machine created by Dr. X.


toothpick, moxie, lawnchair

[Arthur Heath]

Armed with only a toothpick and a lawnchair Feeve rushes into battle with great moxie!

Epiphany, Dystopia, ominous

[Girlystevedave]

They watched as he progressed into dystopia. Hoping for an ephiphany to release him from the mental imprisonment, no answers came, making things feel nothing but ominous.


greed, found, backslide

[Jon]

The Christian man was determined to not backslide, but greed found it's way into his heart.


Dew, Claw, Romance

[fernandito]

As the man drank his Mountain Dew and got himself ready for a night of romance and intrigue, he noticed that his dog was clawing at something under the couch.



metal, roof, afraid

[Girlystevedave]

As he sat in his car, surrounded by night, he heard the sound of metal scraping across the roof. His fear paralyzed him and he was too afraid to move.


sharp, freeze, cloud

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

In the high cloud, the free water begins to freeze, forming sharp jagged edges, before plummeting to earth.

injectable, hambuger, principal

[gsvec]

The principal used one of those injectable thingies to add some extra smokey flavor to the hamburgers at the school BBQ.

Tobacco, tutu, armchair

[fernandito]

The man reached for the tobacco which he placed on the armchair as he watched the tape of his grandaughter performing her ballet moves in her little pink tutu.


race, pint, forest

[Jon]

The man reached for the tobacco which he placed on the armchair as he watched the tape of his grandaughter performing her ballet moves in her little pink tutu.


race, pint, forest


The prize for winning the race through the forest was a pint of Beam.


seepage, party, canister

[Cuthbert Heath]

one time at band camp i drank a canister of human seepage..

moderate, lime, haircut

[fernandito]

After getting his haircut, Steve decided to go over to the store and pick up the rest of the stuff that he needed for dinner - limes , sauce, various vegetables. He noticed that the store was selling champagne bottles for a moderate price, so he picked a couple of those as well.



delivery, roll, strange

[Mist_on_the_Water]

so this strange delivery guy who was so overweight he rolled along the ground came to my door the other day...

gunman, strawberry, antiseptic

[mystima]

the antiseptic made the gunman's hands look like strawberrys


sloe, banana, submarine

[The Lady of Shadows]

before boarding the submarine for his journey, the naval recruit ordered a sloe gin fizz and asked for banana flavoring, which made the barkeeper punch his lights out.


gossamer, lightning, avocadoes

[Sir_Boomme]

the lightning flashed gossamer like streaks across the sky...turning the night the color of ripened avocadoes.

fugacious, malapropos, gibbosity

[Brice]

He made malapropos comments regarding a certain body parts gibbosity, but the reaction he got was fugacious and less than he'd hoped for.

gobo, reticient, viscosity

[The Lady of Shadows]

despite the questions of the doctor, the continued and fascinating pattern from the gobo made him reticient and seemed to give the room's air the viscosity of taffy. he wondered if, in fact, he was becoming hypnotized.


schizothemia; palindrome; exeat

[Jon]

Possible misspelled word.

[The Lady of Shadows]

which word oh great and wise one? :P

[fernandito]

New words :

fleet, wheels, switch

[mia/susannah]

A fleet of trucks blew their wheels and had to switch trucks.

nausea, crying, blew

[Ste Letto]

As the wind blew a gale, Jake was so overwhelmed with nausea that he felt like crying.

Pothole, fish, hamster.

[alinda]

The clever hamster thought he could fish from the water filled pothole.:wtf:


fight mound perfect

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

He had to fight the urge to fondle her perfect mounds.

snicker, burst, puddle

[mia/susannah]

The crowd began to snicker as the man burst through the puddleof slush on his way to his car.

virginity, bulletin, conglomerate

[alinda]

After seeing this bulletin on virginity, I thought, these girls have a conglomerate on stating the obvious!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/jynkill/virginity.jpg


recommended - tragic - functionally

[fernandito]

After hearing of his friends tragic accident, James decided to recommend to him a new car insurance company, which was a bit more functionally adept at handling cases.


bounce - static - obtuse

[Jon]

The obtuse member above me uses Bounce to reduce static cling.



chiefly, expand, latent

[Billy-Bumbler]

The point of the organization was chiefly to expand psychics latent talents.


Badger, USB, offensive

[Ste Letto]

When the USB port on my computer failed for the third day in a row I began to badger the man from the IT department in a most offensive way.

Sellotape - Architect - Rat

[Brice]

As every smoker turns into MacGyver when the need arises and in keepng with the law which states that a needy stoner can constuct a bong out of any three objects I set to work with a rat, some sellotape, and a red paperclip to become the architect of the greatest pipe ever or at least a reasonable facsimile.


vivisection, gobo, satelittium

[fernandito]

(NUCLEAR EXPLOSION)

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/72118/742037.jpg

I really like this game, so I'm starting it all over.


Taste, window, glide.

[Emily]

The raven, wishing he could taste the applie pie in the human's kitchen, dreamt he could glide right through the window.


owl, glasses, smile

[fernandito]

The grandfather peered at his grandson through his glasses and said to him , "If you give grandpa a big smile, I'll let you play with the toy owl."


give , stone, hat

[Ricky]

Wearing her wishing hat that Emily's mom promised to give to her, she took a stone off the floor and wished for it to be a donut.

Lost, cake, movies

[Girlystevedave]

Ignoring Fernando's pressure for her to watch Lost, Amanda chose to eat cake and watch movies instead. :cyclops:


simple, crayon, electric

[Ricky]

"Why can't life be more simple?" said Amanda to feev. "Stop playing with the electric knife and go color with your crayons!"

Mafia, door, vacuum

[alkanto]

"Wow...not the job I expected to be doing when I joined the Mafia," Al sighed to herself. She quietly closed the door behind her, careful to not wake up the Boss with the sounds of the vacuum.

metamorphosis, popcorn, lightning

[fernandito]

She sat in her room, eating popcorn and reading Kafka's Metamorphosis by the window, admiring the lightning storm raging outside.


flight, involved, phone

[Emily]

Part of their agreement involved Saito making a phone call on the flight into the United States.

:evil:

wasabi, hiccups, sidewalk

[Ricky]

After collapsing off the beachy "sidewalk", Cobb realized the reason why he looked crazy in Saito's palace was because Saito put wasabi in his mushy corn, which gave him hiccups.

NBC, staircase, Obama

[Emily]

:rofl:

[alkanto]

No one at NBC studios would fess up pushing Obama down the third-floor staircase. But the interns sure laughed about it when the big-name execs weren't looking.

bolster, styrofoam, oven

[RainInSpain]

The effort to stop widespread use of styrofoam containers was bolstered up by research establishing that they cannot be used in traditional ovens.

ongoing
effigy
lemongrass

[Darkthoughts]

The subsequent burning after the ongoing construction of the Chef Ramsay effigy, made entirely from lemongrass, was all that kept the contestants going...

nitwit
twig
beard

[fernandito]

The nitwit plucked a twig from his beard.

:cyclops:


pencil
wheel
phone

[fernandito]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ump

[Ricky]

The man picked up his phone and called the police when he noticed the pack of rats gnawing on his stack of No. 2 pencils and bicycle wheels.

Chatroom, staircase, peanuts

[fernandito]

I climbed the mobile staircase to board my plane. As I used my labtop to log onto the company chatroom, the stewardess went around handing out peanuts.

page
control
exit

[Ricky]

"We're really big on gun control around here," the NBC page said, before leading the tour group to the exit.

Pizza, explosives, sand

[mystima]

Jack used sand to start a fire to make a pizza, but all he had in the end were explosives.

games
calender
spaghetti

[Brice]

She plays some odd and perverse games which involve a calendar and spaghetti amongst other seemingly nosexual items.

gobo
preface
xylophone

[mystima]

"What is a gobo?" Asked the librarian as she looked for a preface on a book about xylophones?

puppy
degenerate
nailpolish

[Brice]

I tried to take a picture as the degenrate puppy was eating nailpolish, but I forgot to take the lenscap off of the gobo on the camera.

[fernandito]

next three words?

[Brice]

murder
vivisection
birdhouse

[blunthead]

From the rhyzome the lycanthropic demon mutates, wearing laminar hairy folds.

bag, sweetness, morbidity

[Sulla]

The bag was filled with sweetness and eating all of it could result in morbidity.

adore, starship, galaxy

[blunthead]

I used to adore listening to Jefferson Starship while driving my Ford Galaxy 500.

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