View Full Version : The 'Inappropriate Time To Use A Movie Quote' Thread

08-23-2008, 02:37 PM
I /kinda/ stole this from IMDB.com...just a little :onfire:

At a funeral : "Why so serious?"

08-23-2008, 02:45 PM
when being interrogated
"People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect. When in Fact, from a non linear, non subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey...stuff

08-23-2008, 02:51 PM
Never joke with law enforcement of any kind. Let them make the jokes. Just smile or laugh and go on.

Additionally, never yell "Hi, Jack!" in an airport. If Airplane taught us nothing else, it surely taught us that. (C'mon, I set that one up for you.)

Sorox the Gunslinger
08-23-2008, 04:51 PM
After competeing in the show "Barf" (G4TV)
"Life is like a box a' chocolates. You neva know watcha' gonna get."

08-23-2008, 04:57 PM
don't you mean "hurl"?

08-23-2008, 04:58 PM
While having sex.
"Say hello to my little friend!"

08-23-2008, 04:59 PM
Your significant other asks you "Tell me the truth, do you think this dress makes me look fat?"

You respond with : "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

B Rag
08-24-2008, 11:43 AM
At an abortion clinic:
"Hasta Lavista, baby."

08-24-2008, 11:11 PM
At an abortion clinic:
"Hasta Lavista, baby."

That post is worthy of All Hail!!:clap:

From "Airplane." While working in a childcare facility. Capitan Oveur;

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

08-25-2008, 05:21 AM
In a kindergarden class, after the kids complete all their work -

"Yippeekayyay motherfuckers!"

08-25-2008, 05:27 AM
Doctor performing a catscan.

Kindergarten Cop: "Maybe it's a tumor."

08-25-2008, 05:30 AM
At your sisters's wedding-church :

"God? God doesn't live here anymore! He's grown tired of your superficial faith!"

(Dogma, :lol:)

08-25-2008, 03:40 PM
At the gynocologist's office, quoting Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show..

"You're wet."

As one enters the mental ward, "Come with me and you'll be / in a world of pure imagination.." That's Willy Wonka in case anybody didn't know...

Or I love screaming, "I've got the golden ticket!" when I get my stub at the movie theatre...

08-25-2008, 03:45 PM
When I'm really frustrated I like to scream, "KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

08-25-2008, 03:45 PM
After farting during sex

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

08-25-2008, 03:57 PM

08-25-2008, 04:38 PM
After farting during sex

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

That was really good! :thumbsup:

08-25-2008, 04:59 PM
I'm sure there are a lot of inappropriate times to use a matrix quote.
especially "There is no spoon"

From predator. at a wedding, when you see the bride. "You are one ugly motherfucker!"

The Lady of Shadows
08-25-2008, 05:46 PM

you owe me a new hot chocolate! :D

08-25-2008, 05:47 PM
remember what you said, turtle. don't keep count.

B Rag
08-25-2008, 07:15 PM
At an abortion clinic:
"Hasta Lavista, baby."

That post is worthy of All Hail!!:clap:

Thanks! I'll take that as a compliment, since I'm not sure what it is!

At the gynocologist's office, quoting Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show..

"You're wet."


08-26-2008, 10:31 AM
Talking to your boss about a raise:
Jerry Maguire: "Show me the money!!"

Gynecologist performing an exam:
Forrest Gump: "Something jumped up and bit me."

As you're on your death bed and your family is around. Nearing your last breath...
Terminator: "I'll be back."

08-26-2008, 10:34 AM
As you're on your death bed and your family is around. Nearing your last breath...
Terminator: "I'll be back."

i would so do that!

The Lady of Shadows
08-26-2008, 12:27 PM
Gynecologist performing an exam:
Forrest Gump: "Something jumped up and bit me."

i can so beat that. . . .

Men In Black: "Something's peeking!" (J to K when the squid baby was being born)

08-26-2008, 12:40 PM
Quote Demolition Man. Anytime someone asks you a question. "That doesn't matter. Don't you have a job to do? Don't you have someone to kill?"

08-26-2008, 08:58 PM
During the time when someone hi-jacks the plane you're on:
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! " ~Snakes on a Plane

08-26-2008, 09:28 PM
When listening to your honey bitch about his/her day: (that one was a gimme)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone With the Wind.


While at a job interview"
"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either." --The Breakfast Club


08-27-2008, 08:42 PM
At a Hospital
"Come with me if you want to live"

in fact, unless your tying to piss someone off, you shouldn't even think about quoting anything from a Schwarzenegger film/

08-28-2008, 03:25 AM
To a customer:

"What are you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go fuck your mother?"

08-28-2008, 04:38 AM
Another one from Goodfellas -

To a waiter/keep bringing you your drinks : "You've been doing this to me all night! Dance! DANCE the fucking drinks over here!"

08-28-2008, 06:34 AM
during a round of Golf
I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.
(Starskey and Hutch)

08-28-2008, 06:43 AM
When meeting your girlfriend's parents fro the first time (and the mom has an unusual name)
"Samsonite!? I was way off!" - Dumb and Dumber

08-28-2008, 06:44 AM
Just about anywhere job-related:

"Everything would have been fine if dickless here hadn't shut off the main power grid!" (Ghostbusters) - reminds me - I just saw the episode of "Monk" with William Atherton ("dickless" from the above and Richard Thornburg in "Die Hard"). Still plays the perfect smug A-hole.

On a plane:

"It's not like I have a bomb in here." (Meet the Parents, said, ironically on a plane)

08-28-2008, 08:48 AM
If you lend money to someone with financial troubles, and they promise to pay you back by the end of the month, and you respond with :

"I want my money - TODAY, TODAY, TODAY, TODAY!"

[Goodfellas :)]

08-28-2008, 11:21 AM
When asked if you've found a new job, yet:

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

-The Big Lebowski

08-28-2008, 01:15 PM
Another one from Goodfellas -

To a waiter/keep bringing you your drinks : "You've been doing this to me all night! Dance! DANCE the fucking drinks over here!"

Are you gonna pull out the gun next. :lol:
PLease tell me you will

08-28-2008, 05:25 PM
When asked if you've found a new job, yet:

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

-The Big Lebowski

I can't think of a good scenario other than the movie itself, but:

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot."


08-28-2008, 05:32 PM
when in a fight. especially against a large guy

Funny us going out like this; killed by a hundred-foot Marshmallow Man!

09-02-2008, 01:39 PM
Your adrift at sea with another person. your out of food, water, and there's no sign of land in sight.
at some point i'm sure there will be chance to quote Waterworld
"Dry land's a myth!"

09-02-2008, 04:15 PM
If a teacher/elder/supervisor tells you

You're in over your head

and you respond with

I'm over my head? No, I'm over YOUR head, because your heads up your ass!

-Blue Streak :lol:

09-02-2008, 04:43 PM
To a female sales person in a checkout line...
"The price is wrong, BITCH!"

- Happy Gilmore

09-02-2008, 09:24 PM
While working working in customer service every time a customer comes up to you:
"Back off man! I'm a scientist!"--Ghostbusters

While sitting in church:
"If someone asks you if you're a god...say YES!"--Ghostbusters

When someone at work asks you to explain something...anything to them:
"Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds."--Ghostbusters

When someone asks you what your future plans are:
"Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"--Ghostbusters

I was inspired by the Ghostbusters quotes already posted. There are just so many good lines in that movie!


09-04-2008, 02:53 PM
"Do you have any grey poupon?" to the cops when they pull you over...

The Lady of Shadows
09-04-2008, 03:04 PM
when your boss (or anybody in authority) is explaining something to you for the 17th time and you already know it, and you've told them you understand it, but they just keep talking and talking and explaining and explaining

What, did you take stupid pills this morning?
~ Toy Story

09-08-2008, 12:52 AM
When you walk in on a friend's child in the tub.

"Here's looking at you, kid."

- Casablanca

The Lady of Shadows
09-09-2008, 09:57 AM

09-09-2008, 10:09 AM
If your boss asks you if you need any help in completing the assigned task, and you respond with:

"Are you saying I'm stupid? Do I look stupid, to you?"

-A Bugs Life

09-10-2008, 11:14 PM


Awww... come on...laugh...laugh or I'll tickle you!
(Another phrase you don't want to say when you walk in on your friend's child in the tub!!)

The Lady of Shadows
09-11-2008, 07:58 PM
dude, seriously, stay away from the kids in tubs theme. say thankya. :)

09-11-2008, 11:06 PM
dude, seriously, stay away from the kids in tubs theme. say thankya. :)

So "Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?" from Airplane would be bad too?

09-12-2008, 06:27 PM
After getting chewed a new one in boot by the drill instructor.

"I eat Green Beret's for Breakfast" - Commando


After a kid has a mega tantrum in a store saying he never gets what he wants.

"You ever suck dick for coke?" - Half Baked

B Rag
09-13-2008, 01:42 PM
dude, seriously, stay away from the kids in tubs theme. say thankya. :)

:scared: Say what?!

09-15-2008, 01:32 PM
You're about to get hit by a truck....



09-16-2008, 09:36 PM
Right after accepting a contracting job.

"The hammer is my penis." - Capt. Hammer [Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]

09-17-2008, 12:32 AM
Seeing that the condom broke.

"This is my boomstick!" - Ash [Army of Darkness]

10-29-2010, 01:51 PM
Bust a Move is NOT an appropriate answer for everything.

Like you break your leg. And the douche next to you shouldn't be yelling, "bust a move!"

10-29-2010, 06:57 PM
watching someone getting humped on the leg by their dog,

"you can love your pets, just don't love your pets." Janeane Garofalo The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

10-30-2010, 05:53 AM
Witnessing two of your close friends decide to get a divorce...

"Do you guys know when the next Haley's comet is?"Alan from the Hangover

11-05-2010, 05:43 AM
At a funeral...

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. -Love and Death

11-05-2010, 08:11 AM
^ Damn that's brutal ! :lol:

11-05-2010, 08:26 AM
If you're ever in a courtroom for any reason, even just as a spectator, and the judge pronounces the sentence stand up and scream "AND THEN" - Dude Where's My Car

11-05-2010, 09:43 AM
"Tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner!" - Napoleon Dynamite.

Never use when the person you are talking to is actually named Tina.

11-07-2010, 08:42 AM
Next time someone asks you "Is this true?" reply with "Its true. This man has no dick"

05-09-2011, 04:17 PM
It's inappropriate to always scream "YOU WANT THE TRUTH!??! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" every time anyone speaks of truth... but it sure is funny.

That's a nod to Feev, btw... from long ago...

But here's one:

Someone's at the oncologist... just told they have cancer. It is not appropriate at this point to say, "It is not a tumah!"

The Road Virus
05-09-2011, 07:50 PM
When a blind/first date orders a cranberry juice: "What, do you got ya period?" (The Departed), had to, I think that part of the movie is hilarious.

05-10-2011, 08:11 AM
HOw about when your supervisor at work comes over to compliment you or a co-worker on a job well doene (and you know there is still a lot left to do) avoid saying "well, let's not start sucking each other's di*ks just yet." (from Pulp Ficition)

05-10-2011, 01:43 PM
After your wife gives birth. Don't say "That'll do pig; that'll do."

05-28-2011, 09:55 AM
So you finally get that job at K-mart.

Now is not the time to say, "K-mart sucks".

05-28-2011, 10:15 AM
never use a movie quote during sex.

it will be the absolute last time you ever have sex with that particular individual.

particularly the following from Liar, Liar:

"I've had better."

05-28-2011, 10:18 AM
And don't say "Hello to my little friend" as part of foreplay.

05-28-2011, 10:26 AM
to borrow a line from Elm Street 2

NEVER, while applying for a daycare center, utter the phrase "you are all my children now."

05-28-2011, 10:33 AM
At a job interview, don't offer really personal knowledge, such as from Rainman: "I buy my boxers at K-mart."

Fall of Gilead
06-13-2011, 02:17 PM
When asked how your big presentation at work went: "I showed him my thing and it killed him."

06-13-2011, 09:28 PM
:wtf: Werebat, you are so filled with awesomeness I may explode!!!!!!!!

Fall of Gilead
06-14-2011, 04:09 PM
*takes a bow* Thank you veddy much!!

When meeting your future father-in-law for the first time: "Well hello Mister Fancy Pants!"

06-14-2011, 06:48 PM
That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :excited:

Being intimate for the first time... do not have sex with the lady, walk out of the place, and scream, "WOOOOOOOOOO! Do NOT go in there!"

06-14-2011, 07:18 PM
when visiting relatives that you don't know that live on a farm and they come into your room and leave the door open- "close the door were you born in a barn"

Not a movie quote but a famous quote nonetheless. when raiding someone's place (home or business) while in a group don't run in by yourself and yell "LEEEROOOOYY JENKINSSSSSS"

Robert Fulman
06-15-2011, 06:00 AM
Actual conversation at work:

Me: "You know, the chinese use a single word for both crisis and opportunity. Crisitunity."
Co-worker: "I'm Chinese, and I'm pretty sure that isn't true."
Me: "It's from the Simpsons."
[blank stare]
Me: "It's in reference to a famous quote by JFK."
[blank stare]
Me: [apologizing]

06-15-2011, 06:38 AM
:lol: That's classic, Robert!

When explaining to your boss about how badly you think the IT system in the office has been setup, don't just sum up your feelings with: "THERE IS NO FUCKING SETUP!"

Fall of Gilead
06-15-2011, 02:25 PM
When your future wife introduces you to your future sister-in-law: "I will marry both women."

07-08-2011, 06:05 AM
When you really need to borrow your dad's car: "Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"

07-08-2011, 07:10 AM
This one got me slapped as a teenager:
Dad, "Eat your vegetables, they're good for you."
Me, "So is p-ssy, but I don't see that on the table"

The Road Virus
07-08-2011, 05:41 PM
:lol: Garrell, that's fucking priceless.

How bout at a lethal injection execution; "I'll have what she's having"

12-08-2011, 11:15 PM
During an orgasm with your girlfriend, Linda:


12-10-2011, 11:45 PM
I'm willing to make a blanket statement that any quote from Rocky in bed is a faux pas.

Fall of Gilead
11-15-2013, 07:08 PM
When preparing for a surgery just before the patient goes under: "Here come the pain!!"

11-15-2013, 07:21 PM
At a prison construction site....."if you build it they will come"

11-16-2013, 11:45 AM
At a condom factory....."if you build it they will come"

Fall of Gilead
11-16-2013, 01:52 PM

When someone gets an injury that draws blood: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

11-16-2013, 06:28 PM
At grandmas 80th when everyone's singing Happy Birthday chime in with "....but this one here....this is MY wish,MY dream......and I'm taking it back....I'm taking them all back!" and than blow out the candles.

Fall of Gilead
11-17-2013, 10:54 AM

And to continue with the theme, when someone is about to sing the national anthem at a sporting event, do not grab the microphone and say: "Heeeeeey yooouuu guuuuuuyyys!"

11-17-2013, 11:36 AM
After testing negative for STD they give you your paperwork and tell you to have a nice day. Walk towards the door and before you walk out turn around and deliver the classic....."I'll be back".

11-17-2013, 12:28 PM
i have seen this one first hand, never used it or will use it

go to a party, bar, nightclub or whatever social gathering you can find and use this 'pick up line' "gimme some sugar baby"

Fall of Gilead
11-22-2013, 05:19 PM
When someone tries on a new outfit and shows it to you: "Is that a Devo suit?"

11-23-2013, 03:57 PM
When getting arrested and they ask who you want to make your phone call too say "E.T. phone home"

Fall of Gilead
12-03-2013, 11:56 PM
Spoken to the judge when appearing in court: "What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?"

12-04-2013, 10:18 AM
If you go out on a first date and the waiter brings you the check and you look at the other person and say "Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet!?!?"

04-29-2017, 11:49 PM
When the California judge asks how I end up standing before him arrested for possession of marijuana: "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."