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LadyHitchhiker
08-06-2008, 02:36 PM
So for a while now there has been a ka-tet (primarily) of ladies, a very select few:
(now alphabetized for your viewing pleasure)

B Rag
Candice AKA LaCan
LadyHitchhiker
Laura
Letti
Linda
Juliette Montesse (oh ellusive Juliette)
Jean
Jon
Mia/Susannah
Razz
Susan Delgado (if she ever shows up here)
Turtlesong
Woofer

We are known as the L-tet, (L for Llama) and I am L7 the Llamafox because of how many initials they came up for me (and because Jean says Liz means Fox in Russian. The L-tet was originally just composed of ladies with L in their names but I think L-tet can stand for Lady-tet, or those men who are masculine enough to be in our group it can be our Lovely-tet!
Well I thought some other people would like to join our l-tet...
:huglove:
Recruiting is now in process. :D

Come join the love... :grouphug:

Oh and you can come appreciate us here too if you wish... I'm sure we'll never mind... ;)

Welcome to the Llama Lounge!

alinda
08-06-2008, 02:39 PM
:lol: recruting llamas! Golly that gives me a silly picture in my mind....
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:G8O3X43ZEbgx_M:http://salamandercandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/llama-obey.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-06-2008, 03:00 PM
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! :excited:

We need the biggest army of llamas that ever existed and then we can take on the world!

No one messed with Llamas... they spit!!! :D :lol:

Woofer
08-06-2008, 03:55 PM
Would you like a wolf? WolfLlama? LlamaWolf? Woof!

http://psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/dodgeduckie.gif

alinda
08-06-2008, 04:51 PM
OOHH I do I do ! Wolf! :D

The Lady of Shadows
08-06-2008, 09:15 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

Jon
08-06-2008, 10:26 PM
Need a sheep Llama?

it would make for an interesting coat.

alinda
08-07-2008, 04:27 AM
YES! Couldnt do without you dear! :D

Woofer
08-07-2008, 05:23 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

ROFL! You read my mind again. I almost posted that. And for you Llama AND Sawyer fans, may I present The Sawyer Song:

The Sawyer Song

B Rag
08-07-2008, 05:32 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

:lol: I don't think I qualify for this group, but I'd like to mention that that video is great!

P.S: Does it ever stop?

alinda
08-07-2008, 05:35 AM
That was hysterical !!

B Rag, come on your llama stuff ! :D

B Rag
08-07-2008, 05:40 AM
But I haven't any L's! Plus I'm not a lady. (Proper ladies don't do the sort of things I do!)

alinda
08-07-2008, 06:12 AM
The rules are more or less guidelines really
and we dont really care about them anyway!

The Lady of Shadows
08-07-2008, 03:16 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

:lol: I don't think I qualify for this group, but I'd like to mention that that video is great!

P.S: Does it ever stop?


no, i don't like it ever does stop. but tell you what? why don't you watch it for a couple of hours and let us know? :P

B Rag
08-07-2008, 03:32 PM
:lol: I'll put that on my list of things to stare at, but it may be awhile.

The Lady of Shadows
08-07-2008, 04:32 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk95/turtlesong/llamaclub.jpg

Woofer
08-07-2008, 04:44 PM
But I haven't any L's! Plus I'm not a lady. (Proper ladies don't do the sort of things I do!)

Oh, hell, if you have to be a proper lady, then I'm right out! http://www.emoticons4u.com/angels/teu26.gif http://psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/evillaugh.gif http://www.emoticons4u.com/angels/teu37.gif

"I swear the horns are just there to hold the halo in place." - Woofer

The Lady of Shadows
08-07-2008, 05:11 PM
i'm not in the club but couldn't resist making you guys an lolllama (is that enough l's for you?). and you know what? i killed the site! :lol:

no, seriously. now it's dead. and it's all my fault. :wtf: apparently lolllama's are just too much for it's poor little server to handle. . .poor guys. :orely:

LadyHitchhiker
08-08-2008, 03:10 AM
Welcome Jon and Woofer and B Rag to our l-tet! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! :D

http://www.gnllama.com/images/flyingLlamaFrontPage.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-08-2008, 03:13 AM
http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/other/llama/Llama2.jpg
Look at these cool looking ones!

LadyHitchhiker
08-08-2008, 03:16 AM
https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/caution_llama_heart_magnet.jpg

https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/llama_basic_dvd.jpg
Perhaps we should have an instructional video for recruitment :lol:

alinda
08-08-2008, 04:03 AM
:lol:

Woofer
08-08-2008, 04:50 AM
One of the official Llama Tet movies: Napolean Dynomite?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-caught-you-a-delicious-bass.jpg

B Rag
08-08-2008, 05:11 AM
(now alphabetized for your viewing pleasure)

B Rag



Yes! For once that dang alphabet isn't screwing me over!
So, perhaps I should dress in drag whenever I post in this thread? Y'know, for.. uh... tradition! :unsure:

Wuducynn
08-08-2008, 05:53 AM
So, perhaps I should dress in drag whenever I post in this thread? Y'know, for.. uh... tradition! :unsure:

Oh Jesus-tittyfucking-Christ Ragboy! Stop beating around the llama and post some fucking llama pictures already!!

B Rag
08-08-2008, 07:02 AM
:lol:

Hannah
08-08-2008, 07:03 AM
llamas! :doh:

All you ladies are great, but I would never be in any club where I would be called a llama. :lol:

alinda
08-08-2008, 09:07 AM
a lovely lady llama at that :lol:

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 12:59 PM
I have a feeling that Matthqew is turned on by llamas...

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 02:59 PM
This video is called, the sound of llama love:
http://www.break.com/index/the_sound_of_llama_love.html

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:02 PM
http://reformationnation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/drama-llama.jpg
*fanfare ensues*

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:03 PM
https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/love_llama_bumper_sticker.jpg
I want this bumper sticker

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:04 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/browneyedgirl_1971/bananaman-llama-2.jpg
And I want this llama. What fashion!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:04 PM
This is cute!!!!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:v7qB6ImM09ZlCM:http://www.onellama.com/PlaylistMaker/images/logo_large.gif

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:05 PM
This is interesting
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:kp-yrR66FMUrXM:http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2088786835_1ec89f4908_o.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:05 PM
Ooooooh my license plate border!!!!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fxeX1xW4Kt3WpM:http://images.cafepress.com/product/125730468v6_150x150_Front.JPG

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:07 PM
Too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.stuffedanimals.com/productimages/douglas/17421507.jpg http://www.stuffedanimals.com/productimages/douglas/1786.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:08 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/2692780410_4c6b9d4072.jpg?v=0
Spooky!

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:09 PM
http://babyfling.com/wp-content/images/uploadedfiles/2008/01/llama-jacquard-zip-sweater1.jpeg
I want this sweater... :wub:

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:10 PM
disturbing... (http://xtinacooke.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/love-potion-no-9/)

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:11 PM
http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/llama-sutra2.gif
:wtf:

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:13 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_px8RUgvgHMM/SEt6IhPMgpI/AAAAAAAADeU/tNHuKpSwW60/DSC_0827.JPG
This is gorgeous!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:14 PM
YouTube - THE NEW LLAMA SONG !!!!!
:wtf:

LadyHitchhiker
08-12-2008, 03:20 PM
Llamas in pajamas... what a funny image that is!!!!

B Rag
08-12-2008, 03:58 PM
http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/llama-sutra2.gif
:wtf:

:lol:

The Lady of Shadows
08-12-2008, 08:04 PM
psssst. hey llamas. come over here. no, come closer. a little closer. too close, a little too close. okay that's good.

my husband made an mp3 of the llama song for me to put on my ipod. would you like it? pm me. :wtf: (oh and for all you copyright people, it's already on the web so it's freerange llama as far as i'm concerned!)

alinda
08-13-2008, 05:21 AM
:lol:

LadyHitchhiker
08-14-2008, 07:15 AM
Awwwww what a great thread... I am going to have to do some deep digging for some great llama stuff...

Wuducynn
08-14-2008, 08:51 AM
I have a feeling that Matthqew is turned on by llamas...

You know it! Honestly, what is not sexy about this picture of a llama about to eat this baby?

http://upload.hraunfjord.org/files/HjaraLlama.jpg

alinda
08-14-2008, 09:24 AM
:wtf:

LadyHitchhiker
08-14-2008, 02:17 PM
Did you see how hot that llama's outfit was?

LadyHitchhiker
08-14-2008, 02:19 PM
http://http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NTS20WXHL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Llamas in pajamas!

https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/llamas_in_pajamas.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-14-2008, 02:20 PM
http://www.mcglinch.com/blog/uploaded_images/llamapj-791963.jpg
Another llama in pajamas!

LadyHitchhiker
08-14-2008, 02:21 PM
http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1103-1/%7B705124A7-194C-491E-814D-402DEE4CB30A%7DImg100.jpg
I want this book!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-14-2008, 02:22 PM
http://www.peacefrogsfrankenmuth.com/images/product84_image.jpg

:excited::excited::excited::excited: :excited: :excited: :excited::excited::excited::excited: :excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:
This is awesome!!!!!!

alinda
08-14-2008, 05:07 PM
Llamas on Parade!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:MKZ-vespe2jfSM:http://lh4.ggpht.com/_cHu207dIWTQ/Ru3GRjvUuSI/AAAAAAAACnU/xIOnNpLEqXk/P1020458.JPG

Woofer
08-15-2008, 04:10 AM
An LOLLlama I made a long time ago:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/16/icaughtyouad128449885082883750.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 06:47 AM
:clap: More! More!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:47 AM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s17/keri_062/PsychedelicLlama.jpg
Is it time for reading rainbow?

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:49 AM
http://www.uic.edu/depts/ahaa/classes/ah111/L23/23-9.jpg

From the 15th century...

http://disney.shadowwalkers.net/Art-Trades/JaliKuzco.jpg
Llama art from the Emperor's new groove

http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/e/melodypena/hatch_llama_gry_bkgrnd.gif
How llamas are born?

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:51 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/coaster-deli-llama.jpg
The deli llama...

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/dali-llama-time.jpg
Salvaor Dali's Llama.. the Dali Llama...

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/doily-llama.jpg
A doily llama...

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:53 AM
http://nov.smartt.com/~brianp/images/ptg-vangogh-wheat.jpg

On close inspection of this Vincent Van Gogh painting of a llama in a wheatfield, you will notice that Mr. Van Gogh has cut off one of the llama’s ears.

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:53 AM
http://nov.smartt.com/~brianp/images/ptg-monet-magpie.jpg
Can you find the hiding llama?

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:56 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/dollyllama-print.jpg
Dolly Llama...

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/1930pic.JPG
A postcard

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/1973-marshalfieldAd.jpg
Llamas in adverts...

B Rag
08-15-2008, 07:56 AM
[IMG]http://disney.shadowwalkers.net/Art-Trades/JaliKuzco.jpg
Llama art from the Emperor's new groove


I think that movie deserves it's own thread! It would almost be like the L-Tet was invading the Movie section.

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:56 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/maracas.jpg
Llama maraccas!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 07:57 AM
WOOFER I FOUND A LLAMA WOLF!!!!!!!!!

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/alpacuna-coats-ad.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:01 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/2170624234_62dbe82fdf.jpg?v=0
Llama graffitti

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/quara-winelabel.jpg
A new wine brand from Argentina is called Quara. Quara actually means “llama” in the ancient Inca dialect and a llama is their brand mascot.

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/funkyllama-label.jpg
More wine!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:02 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/bigfatllama-wine.jpg
More alcohol!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:02 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/CasaMarin-label.jpg
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/casaMarin-2.jpg
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/casaMarin-3.jpg
Viña Casa Marin wine labels from Chile showing petroglyph drawings of llamas.

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:03 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/1940s-bottlestopper.jpg
A peruvian bottle stopper!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:03 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/clock-llamas-beer.jpg
It's 5 o'clock somewhere....
(Now i'm decorating the Llamaroom...)

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:04 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/budweisermug.jpg
Here's my mug...

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:04 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/luckydogshotglass.jpg
An awesome shot glass...

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:05 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/arm-hammercard.jpg
Arm and hammer???

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:06 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/michaeljacksonpuzzle.jpg
Even Michael Jackson loves a llama...

http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/MJacksonpuzzle.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:07 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/1926-wills-tobac-35.jpg
Llama hard at work...

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:08 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/boonescoutpatch.jpg
A patch for my jacket...

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:09 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/llamas-poloplayers.jpg
Some people like to ride llamas!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:10 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/landrover-llama.jpg
Land rover llama...

B Rag
08-15-2008, 08:10 AM
http://www.rjritchie.com/blogpix/llamasim.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:11 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/ringling-elephant.jpg
This llama looks interested!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:12 AM
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/llama-ornament-Eu.jpg

An ornate frosted glass
llama head ornament
from Poland.

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:13 AM
I want this!!!!
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/peru-xmassleigh.jpg
Christmas decoration
with two llamas
pulling the sleigh.

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:13 AM
http://www.distantvisions.net/images/serenity_llama.jpg
Even aliens want llamas...

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:16 AM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/CamaBARCROFT_450x450.jpg

New breed: a mix between a camel and a llama

Rama, the world's first cama, finally has some friends to play with.

The hybrid animal, the product of breeding a llama and a camel, has been the only creature of this kind since her birth in 1995.

But now, thanks to better breeding techniques, there are three more camas roaming the Arabian desert.

Camas are humpless and have the long fluffy coat of a llama. Their ears are half way in length between camels and llamas, but they have the strong, desert-ready legs of a camel.

Strangest of all, camas have partially cloven feet – a halfway compromise between the foot pad of the camels and cloven feet of the llamas.

The birth of the new camas is a dream come true for Dr Lulu Skidmore and her team at Dubai's Camel Reproduction Centre.

She said: 'When we started the project, we were not sure if it would even be possible to breed them. Now we have four thriving animals.

'The main aim was to see if we could get the best from both species. We thought the long coat of the llama and the strength of the camel would make for a very useful animal.'

But the breeding process was no easy feat. Only two of the females would conceive and the others would not, even if inseminated with the same sperm from the same male.

Dr Skidmore also discovered it was impossible for a male llama to impregnate a female camel.

'Only a llama mum and camel dad seems to work,' she said. 'We had two conceptions with camel mum and llama dad but neither went to term.'

But as further camas were born, the team discovered they had produced the animal they were aiming for.

The camas behave well in a pack, and are strong but smaller and easier to handle than a camel. It is too early to tell what the life expectancy of the camas will be but the team is confident they will reach a ripe old age.

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:25 AM
There's a www.llamalady.com !!!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-15-2008, 08:26 AM
Llama Jokes


1. What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
Answer: A spelling bee.

2. Why did the llama cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken was one vacation.

3. Why do camels, cousins of the llama, have such long, long necks?
Answer: Because their feet really stink.

4. How does a llama communicate with a fish?
Answer: He hums him a line.

5. What’s easy for boy llamas to get into and hard to get out of? Answer: Trouble.

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pasture. Pasture who? Isn’t it pasture bedtime?

7. What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?
Answer: They tell each other scary goat stories.

8. Can you say four times really, really fast: Lamebrain lopsided laughing lazy large boy llamas like to lingerly lunch on lawns.

9. Why did the bear sneak very, very quietly past the sleeping llamas which were supposed to be guarding the people’s campsite?
Because he didn’t want to wake up the sleeping bags.

10. A father with three obnoxious children came to the llama ranch. The ranch foreman and the llamas couldn’t believe how badly these children were behaving. When the father told the ranch foreman that he wanted to get some llamas for his children, the ranch foreman said, “I’m very sorry sir, but we don’t do trades.”

Rjeso
08-15-2008, 09:35 AM
One of the official Llama Tet movies: Napolean Dynomite?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-caught-you-a-delicious-bass.jpg

LLOL!

razz
08-15-2008, 12:42 PM
why did the llama cross the road?

it was stapled to the chicken. mind you the llamma was too heavy for the poor poultry, and it died halfway across the road, but then a truck came and hit the llama tossing the rest of the way.

The Lady of Shadows
08-15-2008, 12:48 PM
http://nov.smartt.com/~brianp/images/ptg-monet-magpie.jpg
Can you find the hiding llama?

:sad:

i don't see the llama

B Rag
08-15-2008, 01:38 PM
I think I see it!

LadyHitchhiker
08-16-2008, 02:52 AM
Hint about the picture

Keep in mind it's not a whole llama in the pic...

The Lady of Shadows
08-16-2008, 02:53 AM
:panic:

llama parts

:panic:

LadyHitchhiker
08-16-2008, 02:57 AM
:wtf:

Woofer
08-16-2008, 04:48 AM
One of the official Llama Tet movies: Napolean Dynomite?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-caught-you-a-delicious-bass.jpg


An LOLLlama I made a long time ago:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/16/icaughtyouad128449885082883750.jpg

Hahaha. I repeated myself with two different llamas. Oh well, two l's and two lols. Yeah, that's what happened.

http://psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pac-wolf.gif

LadyHitchhiker
08-17-2008, 06:19 AM
Napoleon Dynamite was on comedy central last night!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
08-20-2008, 04:52 PM
Something I found when I was looking up llama/bear pics for Jean...

Llama-Bear:

A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.
Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.

razz
08-20-2008, 04:54 PM
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://pecannelog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/drama_llama.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEGpOrUdwj8Bm4GeKnE3UVYaY-0ng

LadyHitchhiker
08-20-2008, 04:54 PM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/54436735v2_350x350_Front.jpgI love this teddy...

razz
08-20-2008, 05:01 PM
huh. i just noticed the llama on the shirt, tho i spent five minutes starign at it in the bears thread.

LadyHitchhiker
08-28-2008, 03:41 PM
I'm a l-llama you know know what I mean
and I do my little turn in the palaver
yeah in the palaver
yeah in the palaver
i shake my little tail in the palaver
and I'm too sexy for this quick reply box...

alinda
09-03-2008, 05:55 AM
http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/pbhomepage/Funny/th_f27.jpg

This is for you Lizzy...:huglove:

LadyHitchhiker
09-04-2008, 02:53 PM
I nearly fell out of my chair that is so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
09-04-2008, 03:24 PM
sexy llama: A very good-looking, cool person
"That guy is such a sexy llama."


and a parody by me:

I would do anything for Los, But I Won't do that to tune of And I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That
And I would do anything for Los, I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for Los, I'll never lie to you or break my pact
But I'll never forget the way you make me feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, I won't do that
Anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, oh I won't do that

Some days I can't be easy, and some days you can't be hard
Some days we don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire, and some nights I'm carved in ice
Some nights we're changing the world into what we want it be again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you

As long as the beams are breaking, as long as the Earth is shaking
As long our dreams are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for Los, and I'll be there til the final act
I would do anything for Los, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact

But I'll never forgive myself if we don't break a beam tonight
And I would do anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
Oh I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

I would do anything for Los, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
(repeats 3x)

(Solo)

Some days I pray for silence, somedays I pray for your soul
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Discordia
Some nights I lose all feeling, and some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely and just a lonely llama fox Taheen
There's just one and only, the one and only promise I can really mean

As long as the wheels of Anti-Ka are turning, as long as the fire inside me's burning
As long as your plans are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for Los, and you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for Los, and there'll never be no turning back

But I'll never break better than I break with you, so long, so long
And I would do anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no no no I won't do that

I would do anything for Los, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
(repeats 7x)

But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way

And I would do anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

[Girl:] Will you raise me up, will you help me from being down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

[Boy:] I can do that! I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of red and white?
Can you make me feel a little less old?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
Can you build a tower before me with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can call home?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

[Girl:] After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time for the world to move on

[Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

[Girl:] I know the territories, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
And sooner or later, you'll be screwing around

[Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

Anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

LadyHitchhiker
09-04-2008, 03:26 PM
YouTube - llama

Woofer
09-04-2008, 03:33 PM
Good one!

I'm pretty sure it was Reaping Night's fling, tho. http://psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/howlwink.gif

LadyHitchhiker
09-19-2008, 05:26 AM
I'm so disappointed to not see more llamas in here... I must be going through llama-withdrawal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woofer
09-20-2008, 07:15 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/20/128664397588319670.jpg

(3 points for reference)

ETA: If you like this picture, you can vote for it here: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2068101.

gsvec
09-20-2008, 07:30 PM
https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/caution_llama_heart_magnet.jpg

alinda
09-21-2008, 03:50 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HADFJM3YL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

alinda
09-21-2008, 03:53 AM
http://reformationnation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/drama-llama.jpg?w=227&h=245

LadyHitchhiker
09-21-2008, 05:29 AM
Welcome Turtlesong to the L-tet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :excited::excited::excited:

alinda
09-21-2008, 06:00 AM
*looks around* where is she?

LadyHitchhiker
09-21-2008, 06:04 AM
Well she asked on another page.... so she should show up here sometime!!! LOL

alinda
09-21-2008, 06:12 AM
thinking ahead...there ya go! :rose:

LadyHitchhiker
09-21-2008, 06:48 AM
We have to recruit as many as we can to the llama-tet so we can change the world... :D

Changing the world, one llama and a time...

As you sent me that lovely picture I am inspired..

one day llamas will rule the world ;)

gsvec
10-06-2008, 06:56 PM
This COULD be a llama, right? :lol:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa18/Hockey_Arena/Smiles/2623.gif

alinda
10-06-2008, 07:07 PM
thats llamalicious!
this is llamaleary!http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:G8O3X43ZEbgx_M:http://salamandercandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/llama-obey.jpg

razz
10-07-2008, 02:16 AM
to the Llama mobile! AWAY! btw i will post a llama mobile as soon as i find one

alinda
10-07-2008, 06:48 AM
Yea!! :lol:
http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

alinda
10-07-2008, 06:50 AM
http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/moomoo1968/party-llama.gif

razz
10-07-2008, 11:25 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j25/kingdomofben/llamacar.jpghttp://llamainacar.com/images/llamacar_home.jpg

alinda
10-07-2008, 11:32 AM
:lol: Now thats a llamamobile! :lol:

LadyHitchhiker
10-07-2008, 01:53 PM
I am in awe of the llamamobile.....

:huglove:

You are awesome razz!!!!!!!!

razz
10-07-2008, 01:54 PM
I know :D

LadyHitchhiker
10-07-2008, 01:55 PM
http://ettf.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/animal.jpg

What about this lovely llamaworm???

razz
10-07-2008, 01:58 PM
looks liek a llama-seal-worm, actually

LadyHitchhiker
10-10-2008, 04:59 AM
http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/9/95/99599a41f3cfd51594bc558b4fef2046-orig

I found a llama cake for my birthday today!!!!!!1

LadyHitchhiker
10-12-2008, 10:53 AM
You should post my llama jewelery here, too, razz :wub:

razz
10-12-2008, 11:41 AM
Llama Jewelry!
http://www.betterbarnyard.com/images/llama%20necklace.gifhttp://site.animalden.com/images/cj/9475.jpg
http://www.nose-n-toes.com/images/stllneck.jpg
http://www.redbarnllamas.com/images/necklace.jpghttp://www.redbarnllamas.com/images/crystal.jpg

razz
10-12-2008, 11:42 AM
http://www.ramshornstudio.com/retail/media/Llama_Head_Necklace.jpghttp://www.zoogems.com/photos/LlamaNecklaceAMed.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
10-12-2008, 11:52 AM
*gasps out loud* Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Razz, will you be in our llama-tet????)

alinda
10-12-2008, 12:40 PM
http://www.nose-n-toes.com/images/braclet2.JPG

razz
10-12-2008, 03:15 PM
*gasps out loud* Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Razz, will you be in our llama-tet????)
indeed i shall. Razz Devavres at thy service, fr now and for always.
*bows*

Woofer
10-12-2008, 04:34 PM
Huzzah!

alinda
10-12-2008, 05:06 PM
Huzzah!
http://www.mackinacparks.com/images/resized/huzzah.jpg

razz
10-12-2008, 05:22 PM
Huzzah!
http://www.jomsvikings.com/assets/gallery_gfx/vikings_victory%21%21.jpg


but since I'm at it:

Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA!
Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA!
Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA!
http://bowjamesbow.ca/images/sontaran-stratagem.jpg

razz
10-12-2008, 05:22 PM
sorry. :D

alinda
10-12-2008, 05:23 PM
:lol:

Rjeso
10-13-2008, 11:26 AM
:rofl: Llama jewelry. Too funny.

LadyHitchhiker
10-13-2008, 01:43 PM
Llama Laura!!!! Long time no see!!!!!!!!

Letti
10-13-2008, 01:48 PM
L ;)

LadyHitchhiker
10-13-2008, 01:56 PM
Too bad I can't find llama jewelery in bulk so we can all wear some...

although I almost stole a lady's purse the other day... not because of the money in it but because it was knitted and it had a LLAMA IN THE PATTERN!!!!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
10-13-2008, 01:56 PM
LlamaLetti!!!!!! *sloppy llama kisses*

gsvec
10-13-2008, 03:24 PM
http://www.andrewholmes.co.uk/andrew%20holmes/Images/RedLlama.jpg

http://www.electriclexicon.com/Samples/LlamaLogo.gif

And the Starbucks Llamas Forum!! (http://starbucksllamas.proboards106.com/index.cgi)

alinda
10-13-2008, 05:57 PM
:dance: Yea, hola llamaladies !:rose:

Woofer
10-14-2008, 05:27 AM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/hottie.jpg

razz
10-14-2008, 09:39 AM
I'm sorry, that looks like either a puppet, or a llama with broken limbs.
:|
-_0

LadyHitchhiker
10-14-2008, 04:27 PM
Somedays I just walk around and sing "llama llama llama" in my head...

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 04:52 AM
Check out my AWESOME new siggy!!!

alinda
10-18-2008, 05:26 AM
That's a whole lotta Llamas :lol:

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 12:41 PM
Must *gasps* have *gasps* more *gasps* llamas!!!!!!

gsvec
10-18-2008, 12:43 PM
Okay, I'll bite. Are there some sort of official requirements for L-tet membership? :lol:

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 12:59 PM
Only really to love each other :D Or at least the L-tet members...

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 12:59 PM
I think that's been the only requirement so far. LOL

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 01:00 PM
Although if we get really official I can start sending out handdrawn pictures of llamaslingers for everybody! :D

alinda
10-18-2008, 01:27 PM
Only really to love each other :D Or at least the L-tet members...


Yeah, there are'nt exactly rules ....more like guidlines really. :pirate:

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 01:29 PM
Yeah... it's nice if you have an l in your name, but it's not a requirement. LOL

gsvec
10-18-2008, 01:41 PM
B Rag, Candice AKA LaCan, LadyHitchhiker, Laura, Letti, Linda, Juliette Montesse, Jean, Jon, Razz, Susan Delgado, Turtlesong, Woofer

:wtf:

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 01:43 PM
See, obviously not a requirement! LOL....

alinda
10-18-2008, 01:47 PM
Its a good idea if you like llamas :D

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 01:48 PM
:wtf:

Yeah, it sure does! :D

alinda
10-18-2008, 01:51 PM
Or people who like llamas :cool:


People who like llamas are the luckiest people in the world (singing like BS):P

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 02:01 PM
Damn skippy!!!!

But people who love llama ladies are the best :)

alinda
10-18-2008, 02:12 PM
:)

LadyHitchhiker
10-18-2008, 02:20 PM
I know I love you, Llama Mama!!!

Jon
10-21-2008, 08:29 AM
B Rag, Candice AKA LaCan, LadyHitchhiker, Laura, Letti, Linda, Juliette Montesse, Jean, Jon, Razz, Susan Delgado, Turtlesong, Woofer

:wtf:



**Changes his name to "Jion kinda like the mustard!*

LadyHitchhiker
10-21-2008, 03:11 PM
Oh and here I always thought of you as Sheepllama or llamasheep or LaJon or LlamaJon....

LadyHitchhiker
10-22-2008, 09:00 PM
If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you a Camry
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million llamas I'd buy your love

If I had a million llamas
I'd buy a billy bumbler for our yard
If I had million llamas
We could dance, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million llamas
Maybe we could put get a nice sweater for him somewhere
You know, we could just take a walk and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped broccoli
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd knit you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a a million llamas)
Well, I'd recruit Stephen King
(Ooh, all them crazy tower folks)
And If I had a million llamas I'd buy your love

If I had a million llamas
We would ride a llama to the store
If I had a million llamas
Now, we'd save on gas and feed our pets more
If I had a million llamas
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive chocolate with it
That’s right, all the fanciest lin-dor chocolates!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you a donkey
(Haven't you always wanted a donkey)

If I had a million llamas
I’d buy your love

If I had a million llamas, If I had a million llamas
If I had a million llamas, If I had a million llamas
If I had a million llamas
I'd be rich

Jon
10-22-2008, 10:21 PM
Oh and here I always thought of you as Sheepllama or llamasheep or LaJon or LlamaJon....

llama llama La Bamba!

LadyHitchhiker
10-23-2008, 05:48 AM
That's awesome!

alinda
10-23-2008, 06:44 AM
:lol:

Jon
10-25-2008, 12:53 AM
It may be a future member title for me!

LadyHitchhiker
10-27-2008, 03:43 PM
Llama llama la bamba...

Sam
10-27-2008, 04:21 PM
No one messed with Llamas... they spit!!! :D :lol:

Exactly. They spit!!! That's why I never fooled around with a Llama. I did mess around with a bird once. Care to guess which kind it was liz?:P

LadyHitchhiker
10-28-2008, 12:51 PM
An emu! ;)

Woofer
11-03-2008, 05:41 PM
There was a "Tarullama" standing in front of Pinayllama, but my screenshot didn't take. When I logged back in, there was only one "llama" left.

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/562/Pinayllama.JPG

LadyHitchhiker
11-04-2008, 03:20 PM
Wowza! What a llama!!!

The Lady of Shadows
11-08-2008, 12:13 PM
a handy reference guide:

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk95/turtlesong/allama.jpg



and just in case you forget:

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk95/turtlesong/llama-OBEY.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 02:18 PM
I think Obama should get a llama for the whitehouse :D

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 04:01 PM
http://th02.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/040/f/8/Love_a_Llama_a_Day_by_KellenKat.jpg

http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs9/150/i/2006/005/c/7/Llama_Party_by_revolutio.jpg

http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs9/150/i/2006/006/4/1/Jedi_Llama_by_Paleos.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 04:02 PM
http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/fs8/150/i/2005/343/5/0/Outback_Llama_by_J_87.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 04:02 PM
http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/199/9/f/Mario_riding_a_Llama__by_Matarael.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 04:06 PM
http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/llama.jpg

And something I made...

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 04:07 PM
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh159/chewby_14/llama.jpg
And this llama looks like it needs a good home... :(

LadyHitchhiker
11-08-2008, 04:08 PM
http://www.michiganllama.org/

Check out the link! :excited:

Jon
11-09-2008, 05:01 AM
http://www.michiganllama.org/

Check out the link! :excited:

:rofl::rofl:

razz
11-09-2008, 05:59 AM
you'd think that if they loved llamas so much they'd be able to spell it. :lol:


The Michigan Lama Association has been actively serving the
lama community since 1995!

Jon
11-09-2008, 06:22 AM
Yeah...they fucked up at the bottom of the page!

Well...its Michigan!...or Mitchigan

LadyHitchhiker
11-09-2008, 07:13 AM
:lol: I totally missed that!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:06 PM
http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/invisible-llama.jpg
If you're clumsy, don't worry. It's not because you're tripping over yourself. It's just that you emit a distinct yet not unpleasant body odor that is found to be deeply attractive by invisible llama's. Then the damn things get in your way, and you trip over. To the casual observer it seems like clumsiness, but to the seasoned Invisible Llama spotter, you are just another victim of the human races over dependence on sight.

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:10 PM
http://www.robertmiller.org/funky-llama.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:11 PM
http://www.lambandwool.com/images/llama.jpg
A picture for Jon :wub:

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:12 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:f77DEl8ZU46xOM:http://www.crestlineweather.com/knit/llama2.jpg
I want this hat...

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:17 PM
http://www.geocities.com/funnthehotsun/llama-lion.jpg
A llamalion???

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:19 PM
http://delargy.com/images/2005_3_Peru/llama.JPG
Llama with dreadlocks?

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:19 PM
http://www.rubymusic.co.uk/HighLlamas.jpg
I don't really know what this is for but it's cool...

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:20 PM
http://www.bountiful-farms.com/photos/Llama1.jpg
Topiary llama!!!!!!!! :excited::excited::excited::excited:

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:21 PM
http://www.whatifknits.com/images/oregon_woolco_llama.jpg
Marble llama!

razz
11-10-2008, 03:21 PM
:thumbsup:

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:21 PM
http://www.ashdownart.com/Images/MaryPovey/Llama%20in%20the%20wind.jpg True llama art.

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:23 PM
http://www.candyshillsidetreasures.com/files/882000/uploaded/LlamaPoopSBCandle.jpg
What the hey???

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:24 PM
http://www.realanimalfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/llama.jpg
:scared:

http://www.ala.org/ala/ert/IDon%27tWanttoKissaLlamaCover.jpg
:wtf:

http://www.mycrafteedesigns.co.uk/images/Llama.jpg
art!

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:25 PM
http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/llama.jpg
incredible flying llama!

LadyHitchhiker
11-10-2008, 03:26 PM
http://www.gillienet.com/ForestHill/llama.jpg
At least the llama knows to sit to the side of the road...

LadyHitchhiker
11-13-2008, 04:02 PM
http://www.stevenstique.com/gifts/images/gifts_05.jpg
I am genuinely hoping to find some llama scrubs someday for my job.

LadyHitchhiker
11-13-2008, 04:03 PM
http://www.worldrider.com/blog/photos/miah_llama_water.jpg
And to help provide llama crossing signs for vulnerable areas.

LadyHitchhiker
11-21-2008, 08:40 AM
I am genuinely going to an alpaca farm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For all those sinners out there who don't know what they are, they are a cousin of the llama. They make wool out of their fur and who knows? Maybe I'll find a stuffed animal that is a llama there!!!!!!!!!!! :excited:

If nothing else I'm going to ask if I can take pictures with my phone of the lovely llama-cousins!!!!! And then I will post them here today!

LadyHitchhiker
11-21-2008, 08:43 AM
Weird facts:

Not all alpacas spit, but all are capable of doing so. "Spit" is somewhat euphemistic; occasionally the projectile contains only air and a little saliva but alpacas commonly bring up acidic stomach contents (generally a green grassy mix) and project it onto their chosen target. Spitting is mostly reserved for other alpacas, but an alpaca will occasionally spit at humans that, for example, take away food.

For alpacas, spitting results in what is called "sour mouth." Sour mouth is characterized by a loose-hanging lower lip and a gaping mouth. This is caused by the stomach acids and unpleasant taste of the contents as they pass out of the mouth.

Some alpacas will spit when looked at, others will never spit—their personalities are very individualized and there is no hard and fast rule in terms of social behavior, although there is often a group leader, and a group trailer/runt that is picked on by others.

Individuals vary, but Alpacas generally make a humming sound. Hums are often comfort noises, letting the other alpacas know they are present and content. The humming can take on many inflections and meanings, from questioning to a high-pitched, almost desperate, squealing when a mother is separated from her offspring.

Alpacas make a variety of sounds. When they are in danger, they make a high-pitched, shrieking whine. Some breeds are known to make a "wark" noise when excited. Strange dogs—and even cats—can trigger this reaction. To signal friendly and/or submissive behavior, alpacas "cluck," or "click" a sound possibly generated by suction on the soft palate, or possibly in the nasal cavity. This is often accompanied by a flipping up of the tail over the back.

When males fight they also scream, a warbling bird-like cry, presumably intended to terrify the opponent. Fighting determines dominance, and therefore the right to mate the females in the herd, and it is triggered by testosterone. This is why males are often kept in separate paddocks—when two dominant males get together, violent fights often occur. When males must be pastured together, it is wise to trim down the large fang-like teeth used in fights, called "fighting teeth". Although alpacas may try to bite each other, they only have a bottom row of teeth, so damage is usually minimal. When fighting they will often tangle others necks and attempt to push each other around, but they settle down after a week, as they establish dominance.

When alpacas breed, males make a similar noise called an "orgle". This is thought to possibly stimulate ovulation in the female. This can sound like a warbling or gargling noise in the back or the throat, possibly generated by movement of the tongue.[citation needed]

A male in the act of mating, or hoping for a chance to mate, "orgles" (sings). This orgling helps to put the female in the mood, and it is believed to also help her to ovulate after mating.

Females are "induced ovulators," which means that the act of mating and the presence of semen causes them to ovulate. Occasionally, females conceive after just one breeding (which can last anywhere from 5 minutes to well over an hour; the males are "dribble ejaculators,") but occasionally do have troubles conceiving. Artificial insemination is technically difficult because the act of breeding stimulates ovulation - but it can be accomplished. Babies conceived from artificial insemination are not registerable with the Alpaca Registry.

A male is usually ready to mate for the first time between one and three years of age. A female alpaca may fully mature (physically and mentally) between 12−24 months. It is not advisable to allow a young female to be bred until she is mature, as over breeding a young female before conception is possible is a common cause of uterine infections. As the age of maturation varies greatly between individuals, it is usually recommended that novice breeders wait until females are 18 months of age or older before initiating breeding.

The young male's penis is attached to the prepuce, and generally does not detach until one to two years of age. The penis is a very long, thin, prehensile organ that is perfectly adapted for the task of finding the vaginal opening despite a fluffy tail, penetrating the hymen (if present,) navigating the vaginal canal and entering the cervical opening, where deposit of the semen occurs.

Pregnancies last 11.5 months ± 2 weeks, and usually result in a single offspring or cria. Twins are rare, approximately 1/1000, slightly rarer than the proportion of twins in human births. After a female gives birth, she is generally receptive to breeding again after approximately two weeks. Crias may be weaned through human intervention at approximately 6 months and 60 pounds. However, many breeders prefer to allow the female to decide when to wean her offspring. Offspring can be weaned earlier or later depending on their size and emotional maturity.

It is believed that alpacas generally live for up to 20 years and occasionally longer. Conditions and nutrition are better in the USA, Australia, New Zealand and Europe than in South America, so animals live longer and are healthier.

LadyHitchhiker
11-21-2008, 08:44 AM
all four species of South American camelid can interbreed and produce fertile offspring. Hmmm...

LadyHitchhiker
11-23-2008, 06:00 AM
REAL PICTURES FROM THE ALPACA FARM AND GIFT SHOP!!!!!!!!!

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/stuffedalpaca.jpg

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/llamanativity.jpg

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/roamingllama.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-23-2008, 06:02 AM
http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/llamabutt.jpg

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/medium/alpacasign.jpg

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/alpacaface.jpg

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/500/alpaca.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:16 PM
I changed one word in this song and nearly fell in the floor laughing. I hope it behooves you too:

Llama's got a squeeze box
Llama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
He never gets no rest

cause she's playing all night
cause she's playing all night
And the musics all right
And the musics all right
Llama's got a squeeze box
Llama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Daddy never sleeps at night

Well the kids dont eat
Well the kids dont eat
And the dog cant sleep
And the dog cant sleep
Theres no escape from the music
Theres no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
In the whole damn street

cause she's playing all night
cause she's playing all night
And the musics all right
And the musics all right
Llama's got a squeeze box
Llama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

she's playing all night
she's playing all night
And the musics all tight
And the musics all tight
Llama's got a squeeze box
Llama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
Come on and tease me like you do
Im so in love with you
Im so in love with you
Llama's got a squeeze box
Llama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

cause she's playing all night
cause she's playing all night
And the musics all right
And the musics all right
Llama's got a squeeze box
Llama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Daddy never sleeps at night

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:17 PM
And now I will never hear Queen the same way again:

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To me

Llama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Llama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Llama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Llama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Llama mia,Llama mia,Llama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:18 PM
(For Linda :wub: even though I could have just made Linda 'lady', but I like a name in there better :P)

I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh

Llama Linda, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Llama Linda, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Llama Linda, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.

I've been angry and sad about the things that you do
I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through
And when you go, when you slam the door
I think you know that you won't be away too long
You know that I'm not that strong.
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh

Llama Linda, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Llama Linda, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Llama Linda, even if I say
Bye bye, leave me now or never
Llama Linda, it's a game we play
Bye bye doesn't mean forever

Llama Linda, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Llama Linda, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go
Llama Linda, now I really know
My my, I could never let you go

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:19 PM
You taught me everything
And everything youve given me
I always keep it inside
Youre the driving force in my life, yeah
There isnt anything
Or anyone I can be
And it just wouldnt feel right
If I didnt have you by my side
You were there for me to love and care for me
When skies were grey
Whenever I was down
You were always there to comfort me
And no one else can be what you have been to me
Youll always be you always will be the girl
In my life for all times

Chorus:
Llama, Llama you know I love you
Oh you know I love you
Llama, Llama youre the queen of my heart
Your love is like
Tears from the stars
Llama, I just want you to know
Lovin you is like food to my soul
Youre always down for me
Have always been around for me even when I was bad
You showed me right from my wrong
Yes you did
And you took up for me
When everyone was downin me
You always did understand
You gave me strength to go on
There was so many times
Looking back when I was so afraid
And then you come to me
And say to me I can face anything
And no one else can do
What you have done for me
Youll always be
You will always be the girl in my life
Chorus

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:20 PM
Llama we all go to hell,
Llama we all go to hell.
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well,
Llama we all go to hell.

Oh well now,

Llama we're all gonna die,
Llama we're all gonna die.
Stop asking me questions,
I'd hate to see you cry
Llama we're all gonna die.

And when we go don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh so famous,
We'll never let you go,
And when you go don't return to me my love.

Llama we're all full of lies,
Llama we're meant for the flies
And right now they're building a coffin your size,
Llama we're all full of lies.

Well mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue,
You should have raised a baby girl,
I should have been a better son.
If you could
Coddle the infection
They can amputate at once.
You should have been,
I could have been a better son.

And when we go don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh so famous,
We'll never let you go.
She said 'You ain't no son of mine',
For what you done they're gonna find, yeah,
A place for you and just you mind,
Your manners when you go.
And when you go don't return to me my love.

That's right.

Llama we all go to hell,
Llama we all go to hell.
It's really quite pleasant,
Except for the smell.
Llama we all go to hell.

Two, three, four.

Llama!
Llama!
Llama!
Ohhhhhh!
Llama!
Llama!
Llama!
Ma...

And if you would call me your sweetheart,
I'd maybe then sing you a song.

But the shit that I've done,
With this fuck of a gun,
You would cry out your eyes all along.

[Chorus]
We're damned after all,
Through fortune and flame we fall.
And if you can say then I'll show you the way to return from the ashes you call...

We all carry on,
When our brothers in arms are gone.
So raise your glass high,
For tomorrow we die,
And return from the ashes you call...

(Woman Crying In Background)

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:21 PM
When I was young me and my Llama had beef
Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face
Ain't a woman alive that could take my Llama's place
Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool
with the big boys, breakin all the rules
I shed tears with my baby sister
Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame Llama
I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell
Huggin on my Llama from a jail cell
And who'd think in elementary?
Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And runnin from the police, that's right
Llama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside
And even as a crack fiend, Llama
You always was a black queen, Llama
I finally understand
for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man
You always was committed
A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it
There's no way I can pay you back
But the plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

[Chorus: Reggie Green & "Sweet Franklin" w/ 2Pac]

Lady...
Don't cha know we love ya? Sweet lady
Dear Llama
Place no one above ya, sweet lady
You are appreciated
Don't cha know we love ya?

[second and third chorus, "And dear Llama" instead of "Dear Llama"]

[Verse Two: 2Pac]

Now ain't nobody tell us it was fair
No love from my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was lookin for a father he was gone
I hung around with the Thugs, and even though they sold drugs
They showed a young brother love
I moved out and started really hangin
I needed money of my own so I started slangin
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good puttin money in your mailbox
I love payin rent when the rent's due
I hope ya got the diamond necklace that I sent to you
Cause when I was low you was there for me
And never left me alone because you cared for me
And I could see you comin home after work late
You're in the kitchen tryin to fix us a hot plate
Ya just workin with the scraps you was given
And Llama made miracles every Thanksgivin
But now the road got rough, you're alone
You're tryin to raise two bad kids on your own
And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: 2Pac]

Pour out some liquor and I reminsce, cause through the drama
I can always depend on my Llama
And when it seems that I'm hopeless
You say the words that can get me back in focus
When I was sick as a little kid
To keep me happy there's no limit to the things you did
And all my childhood memories
Are full of all the sweet things you did for me
And even though I act craaazy
I gotta thank the Lord that you made me
There are no words that can express how I feel
You never kept a secret, always stayed real
And I appreciate, how you raised me
And all the extra love that you gave me
I wish I could take the pain away
If you can make it through the night there's a brighter day
Everything will be alright if ya hold on
It's a struggle everyday, gotta roll on
And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

[Chorus]

Sweet lady
And dear Llama

Dear Llama
Lady [3X]


(Some rap! check out the last few words!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

gsvec
11-27-2008, 10:25 PM
Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon
You come and go
You come and go.....

:D

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:27 PM
You killed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rose: :rofl:

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:28 PM
I still think the vision of a llama playing the accordian at all times of the night is hysterical...

LadyHitchhiker
11-27-2008, 10:28 PM
singing "llama chameleon"... :nana:

Woofer
11-28-2008, 03:53 PM
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Llama

LadyHitchhiker
11-29-2008, 03:24 AM
I LOVE MST3K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :clap::couple::nana:

Woofer
11-29-2008, 06:14 AM
I know.:huglove:

LadyHitchhiker
11-30-2008, 07:45 AM
:passes out from excitement:

:comes to:

Wow! what an exciting thread!!!!!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
01-04-2009, 11:39 AM
I just watched the mst3k movie this morning and thought of you!!!!!!

Woofer
01-04-2009, 03:33 PM
I've been watching MST3K all weekend! *swoon*

alinda
01-04-2009, 03:44 PM
Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon
You come and go
You come and go.....

:D




Dies laughing,


Thanks for the songs my Llama ladies :huglove:

LadyHitchhiker
01-05-2009, 03:59 PM
*wonders if they have a lot of references to llamas in mst3k*

LadyHitchhiker
01-07-2009, 03:41 PM
Llama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my llama said
(Llama said, llama said)
Llama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my llama said
(llama said, llama said)
etc., etc.,

That's what I was singing today at work. People looked at me funny. :arg:

LadyHitchhiker
01-09-2009, 06:59 AM
http://whatnonsense.com/images/wallpapers/thumbs/llama-beware-thumb.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
01-09-2009, 07:01 AM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/firecracker13/llama.jpg
Beware :ninja: llama steals coffee...

LadyHitchhiker
01-09-2009, 07:03 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/millana86/Llama01.jpg
http://i19.tinypic.com/5yd8sgx.jpg
http://www.teesforall.com/images/Humor_Drama_Llama_Cream_Shirt2.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2009, 12:34 PM
http://www.mysiberiankitties.com/sitebuilder/images/photo_-_llama-350x426.jpg

http://ogresview.mu.nu/images/llama.JPG

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/atomic811/llama.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2009, 12:38 PM
http://www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/eg-Mars-face-llama.jpg
Llama on Mars?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/236/446599608_f20beaf370.jpg?v=0
Instead of chaining out tough looking dogs, we're resorting to llamas now?
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/4_8.jpg
LLAMA FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2009, 12:41 PM
http://blogs.bootsnall.com/Mr+Glass/files/2006/12/CIMG0263.jpg
Assisted suicide? That's not cool....
http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/baccibleu/?action=view&current=MardiGras08andBirthdays074.flv
It's okay. They'll fight back.

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2009, 12:44 PM
http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews/2007/07/large_LLAMAS.jpg
Leaping llamas!

http://www.signs-up.com/prod_images/Llama_xing_thumb_640.jpg
I want this sign!!!!!!!

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoyMDZfRi5qcGd 8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzMS5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL 2ltYWdlLzIyNzg2ODcxXzQwMHg0MDAuanBnfHxzY2FsZT1MMCw 0NDEsMjk0LFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWRkLDIwL DQwfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODA sV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8
And this one!

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2009, 12:45 PM
http://images5.cafepress.com/product/79346615v18_240x240_Front.jpg
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/animalden_2034_110769399
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/animalden_2034_357064120
And this merchandise is pretty sweet.. the last two are t-shirts...

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2009, 12:47 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2497512353_4469e717e8.jpg?v=0
check out this link!!!! Awesome lego llama!

Woofer
01-31-2009, 03:57 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/31/7.jpg

LadyHitchhiker
02-01-2009, 09:29 AM
Oh Woofy!!!!!!!!!! They're adorable!

I must confess I have been spending a lot of time swapping llamas with Matina on a llama application on Facebook lately... I just have to get 6 more people to receive them and I will have collected them all!

Woofer
02-01-2009, 05:39 PM
I'm glad you like them. I love how the mother is all "Well then just be that way" to the kid instead of the other way around! :wtf:

LadyHitchhiker
02-02-2009, 05:56 AM
Me too! It's priceless! (The kid will come around :D)

Woofer
02-18-2009, 03:36 AM
Llamas attend owner's funeral in Ohio

Feb 14, 11:10 AM (ET)

PERRY, Ohio (AP) - A northeast Ohio farmer who died of cancer has been laid to rest with the help of some of the llamas he raised on his farm.

Two of Terry McCrone's llamas made up an honor guard at his funeral Friday at Perry Christian Church. Four others from a statewide drill team joined them, wearing purple ribbons as they lined up outside the church. The llamas also escorted a hearse to Perry Cemetery.

The 61-year-old McCrone died Feb. 7. The Rev. Bob Ladygo of Bible Baptist Church says McCrone's llamas would visit him at his window after he became sick.

The ribbons the llamas wore were given to McCrone's wife and daughter.

LadyHitchhiker
02-18-2009, 10:17 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's so sweet... Really.. truly...






I wonder if they'll be llamas at my funeral..

:orely: :wtf:

mia/susannah
02-18-2009, 11:18 AM
I was wondering if I could join L-Tet?:orely:

Woofer
02-18-2009, 01:25 PM
http://psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/Party.gif

LadyHitchhiker
02-19-2009, 02:35 PM
Absolutely Mia/Susannah!!!!!!!!! :rock::rock::rock: