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cozener
07-16-2008, 09:27 PM
Discrimination! DISCRIMINATION!

John_and_Yoko
07-16-2008, 09:28 PM
Discrimination! DISCRIMINATION!

I...thought it had to do with how many BeamBucks you had.... That's what I was told, anyway....

cozener
07-16-2008, 09:31 PM
Lies! The mods just hate me because...err...well...hey why do you people hate me?! WTF!

John_and_Yoko
07-16-2008, 09:33 PM
Lies! The mods just hate me because...err...well...hey why do you people hate me?! WTF!

The question is, why do you think you're significant enough to hate? :P

cozener
07-16-2008, 09:42 PM
Oh I know what it is...its my foreskin, isn't it?! ISN'T IT!!!

John_and_Yoko
07-16-2008, 09:42 PM
Oh I know what it is...its my foreskin, isn't it?! ISN'T IT!!!

Yes. Yes, it is. Of course it is.

*pats head and offers a treat*

Lee
07-16-2008, 09:46 PM
LOL. You have to have a certain amount of Beam Bucks before you can do it. You have to "cash" them in. :)

The Lady of Shadows
07-16-2008, 10:06 PM
Oh I know what it is...its my foreskin, isn't it?! ISN'T IT!!!

how many beambucks do you need you foreskin having freak you? i'll send you some pronto. :)

The Lady of Shadows
07-16-2008, 10:27 PM
ah fuck it. here's $5000. buy yourself a title. :)


just make sure to post it in the beam bucks store thread or they'll never know.

obscurejude
07-16-2008, 10:29 PM
Cozener,

I think there's an obscure passage in Leviticus about uncircumcised goyim (gentiles) not being able to have title changes. :(

The Lady of Shadows
07-16-2008, 10:32 PM
:rofl:


oh shit. if it's in leviticus i want my beam bucks back. :lol:

Tiffany
07-17-2008, 05:44 AM
Oh I know what it is...its my foreskin, isn't it?! ISN'T IT!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't you get a one-time name change?

fernandito
07-17-2008, 06:11 AM
Cozener - if you have enough beambucks, you can purchase the Gold Membership package which allows you to change your member title at will, and it also increases your sig space.

Check this thread out for more info
The Beam Bucks Store (http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/showthread.php?t=1389&page=16)

Brice
07-17-2008, 06:20 AM
Cozener! Don't believe him. They're just trying to screw you out of your fake money as another way of mocking you for your foreskin.

Hannah
07-17-2008, 06:43 AM
I'm sorry Cozener, but in our site policy (located in the FAQ), it states:


Beambucks
All members (except those members who still have foreskin) are eligible to trade beambucks for certain packages, including the basic, bronze, silver, and gold packages.


:P

I kid! Do you want gold? If so I'll get you updated so that you can change your title.

ManOfWesternesse
07-17-2008, 06:52 AM
I'm sorry Cozener, but in our site policy (located in the FAQ), it states:


Beambucks
All members (except those members who still have foreskin) are eligible to trade beambucks for certain packages, including the basic, bronze, silver, and gold packages.
....

*glances at member title*
Now you got me real worried Hannah.
*makes unscheduled work toilet trip*
*glances at member*

:lol:

Jean
07-17-2008, 06:54 AM
I kid!
he guessed that anyway. Nobody ever saw a circumcised bear.

ManOfWesternesse
07-17-2008, 06:58 AM
.....Nobody ever saw a circumcised bear.

..... in the interests on medical science Jean...?? :lol:

Jean
07-17-2008, 07:02 AM
::growls::

I ****** your medical science... with my incircumcised ****

Cozener: do you have enough beambucks for gold membership (damn, now that word asks for bad puns...)? or I could give you some, we the incircumcised should help each other

sarah
07-17-2008, 07:04 AM
this thread is hilarious. :rofl:

cozener
07-17-2008, 10:06 AM
Thanks Jean but between maerlyn, obscurejude, and turtlesong I am now not only a beambuck kingpin but I might even understand the concept now...maybe. :D

Brice
07-17-2008, 10:09 AM
So, are you planning to make your "member title" uncut? :rofl:

cozener
07-17-2008, 10:11 AM
I was considering something in honor of my foreskin, yes. But I don't want to violate the t&c's. "Complete Fool" has a nice ring to it though...

Brice
07-17-2008, 10:15 AM
Well, if it wasn't too overtly vulgar it'd probably be fine. :)

alinda
07-17-2008, 10:15 AM
:rofl:

Hannah
07-17-2008, 10:44 AM
::growls::

I ****** your medical science... with my incircumcised ****

Cozener: do you have enough beambucks for gold membership (damn, now that word asks for bad puns...)? or I could give you some, we the incircumcised should help each other

:rofl:

giggling fit at work...

The Lady of Shadows
07-17-2008, 11:47 AM
i am now late for an appointment and am going to show up with red, streaming eyes from laughing so hard at this thread.

:runs to reread member (ahem) faqs:

:lol:

:rofl:

razz
07-17-2008, 11:48 AM
:lol:

Matt
07-17-2008, 12:08 PM
How about a member title of..."just a little more than you"

Tiffany
07-17-2008, 12:11 PM
:lol: Matt!

Now we'll all be waiting on the edges of our seats to see what he picks.

:excited:

Daghain
07-17-2008, 12:14 PM
I like Captain Foreskin, myself. :lol:

Randall Flagg
07-17-2008, 03:22 PM
I was considering something in honor of my foreskin, yes. But I don't want to violate the t&c's. "Complete Fool" has a nice ring to it though...
Something mentioned in your signature would be ok, as long is it is size 10 font or smaller-your font, not your foreskin.:)

The Lady of Shadows
07-17-2008, 03:33 PM
How about a member title of..."just a little more than you"

you know, if he makes "little" "lil" that would probably work. i can never remember how many letters are in a title.




i had to edit this three times to avoid the, errrr, innuendos. :lol:

Hannah
07-17-2008, 04:07 PM
25 characters in the member title.... i think

cozener
07-17-2008, 05:05 PM
Ever since Jean said it I can't get the idea of a circumcised bear out of my mind.

And frankly I'm a tad disconcerted.



How about a member title of..."just a little more than you"

I like that :lol:



I like Captain Foreskin, myself. :lol:


Oh I thought of a possibility...I rather like "The Hooded Avenger"

The Lady of Shadows
07-17-2008, 05:09 PM
:rofl:

the hooded avenger, that's funny.

but so is captain foreskin.

oh man, the choices they are endless.

cozener
07-17-2008, 05:18 PM
Yeah we could probably come up with something new every day for weeks. :lol:

But honestly, I might play around with that but I'll likely go with a title that isn't foreskin related, after all of this fleshy brouha dies down that is. :)

The Lady of Shadows
07-17-2008, 05:28 PM
and you're assuming it's going to? :lol:

Randall Flagg
07-17-2008, 05:41 PM
and you're assuming it's going to? :lol:
Don't worry, it will "peter out".

Daghain
07-17-2008, 10:14 PM
*groan*

Jon
07-17-2008, 10:26 PM
Cut them guys and we'll make bacon out of them!!!

The Lady of Shadows
07-18-2008, 03:48 PM
so, i guess we know that you eat longpork. :shudders:

Wuducynn
07-18-2008, 07:59 PM
Lies! The mods just hate me because...err...well...hey why do you people hate me?! WTF!


I hate you because it feels good.

Jon
07-19-2008, 03:48 AM
Lies! The mods just hate me because...err...well...hey why do you people hate me?! WTF!


I hate you because it feels good.


I feel you because you hate good.

alinda
07-19-2008, 05:40 AM
Anyone else notice that the scrolling banner is about "skin" upgrades this whole time ?

Brice
07-19-2008, 05:47 AM
What...are there foreskin upgrades? :wtf:

gsvec
07-19-2008, 10:24 PM
and you're assuming it's going to? :lol:
Don't worry, it will "peter out".

ROFLMAO!! Love this thread... :wtf:

Jon
07-19-2008, 11:29 PM
It means all foreskins will be cooked into bacon and auctioned.

alinda
07-20-2008, 09:55 AM
Someday we'll all look back on this and ______!