I sneezed just now...

[MonteGss]

What do you think about that?

[Bev Vincent]

Please merge this thread with the other sneeze thread before it becomes contagious!

[Daghain]

There's another sneeze thread? :lol:

[alinda]

Bless you

[Girlystevedave]

I was thinking of making a post the other day about sneezing. I got into a debate with my co-workers over whether or not sneezing feels good. I, for one, love to sneeze.
"All I wanna know is, who's coming with me" on this?

[razz]

good god! i must hear more of this. let me grab ma notebook. okay, talk.

[Arthur Heath]

Anything that is a release feels good...

[LadyHitchhiker]

I was thinking you should clean your keyboard and possibly your monitor.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Don't want it catching a virus Hahaha..

[Girlystevedave]

No seriously..I read something one time that said the feeling of sneezing is the closest thing to an orgasm..So I say: Bring it on!

[Arthur Heath]

Theres an open can of worms for all sorts of innuendos.

[razz]

amazing...amazing...this will make the front page of "Nature"...

[Arthur Heath]

Fishing for innuendos in the next issue of Nature!

[Girlystevedave]

Theres an open can of worms for all sorts of innuendos.


Hey..I'm just reporting what I heard. :)
(And I'm sure as hell not debating it)

[The Lady of Shadows]

okay, let me be the first to say it:

REPORT ALL COLD SYMPTOMS
NO MATTER HOW MINOR
TO YOUR SUPERVISOR AT ONCE

[fernandito]

*sneeze*

*orgasm*

[The Lady of Shadows]

we're sorry but all orgasms have been cancelled for voters for tull. please try your orgasm again later. if you need help, please put all your clothes on and then relocate the path of the beam. thank you.

[razz]

:lol:

[Girlystevedave]

*sneeze*

*orgasm*


So, is that at least one person who agrees that sneezing feels good? :orely:

[Arthur Heath]

No one disagrees that sneezing feels good, but ORGASMIC? I say this in total envy of course. Every man needs a woman like you.

[Girlystevedave]

I'm not saying just like an orgasm, jeez that would be a weak ass orgasm...I'm just saying the all over feeling is similar.

[Arthur Heath]

I suppose any release feels orgasmic to a certain extent. I would say, for me, at times peeing is more orgasmic.

[Girlystevedave]

Freak...:lol:

[Arthur Heath]

I resemble that remark. Oh, wait...:unsure:

[Unfound One]

I suppose any release feels orgasmic to a certain extent. I would say, for me, at times peeing is more orgasmic.

My friends and I refer to this as a peegasm. ;)

[cozener]

Would the enjoyment of pooping be a defegasm?

Actually that reminds me of an article I read. There are, apparently, people that enjoy the feeling so much that they and a "buddy" take a tube and stick it up each others' ass...y'see...so they're standing back to back, connected to each others' rectums. Anyway, what they do is they both poop into the tube and they get their jollies by pushing the poop back and forth up into each other.

Now...I was fascinated by this. No, it doesn't turn me on and it isn't because of that 'auto accident' kind of curiosity. What interests me is the question of how two people that would be into this would find one another. Are there clubs? Do they put this in a personal ad? Does one walk up to someone in a bar and say, "Hey sweetcheeks, you wanna share a poop tube?"

This boggles the mind. Well...mine anyway.

[Tiffany]

"Hey sweetcheeks, you wanna share a poop tube?"

:lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Everytime I sneeze it hurts really bad because my back tries to go out on me :(

[Arthur Heath]

Would the enjoyment of pooping be a defegasm?

Actually that reminds me of an article I read. There are, apparently, people that enjoy the feeling so much that they and a "buddy" take a tube and stick it up each others' ass...y'see...so they're standing back to back, connected to each others' rectums. Anyway, what they do is they both poop into the tube and they get their jollies by pushing the poop back and forth up into each other.

Now...I was fascinated by this. No, it doesn't turn me on and it isn't because of that 'auto accident' kind of curiosity. What interests me is the question of how two people that would be into this would find one another. Are there clubs? Do they put this in a personal ad? Does one walk up to someone in a bar and say, "Hey sweetcheeks, you wanna share a poop tube?"

This boggles the mind. Well...mine anyway.

This sounds like something that you would read in a Chuck Palahniuk book...

[theBeamisHome]

ew ew ew ew ew on the poop tube thingy

to answer the question there are probably websites dedicated to this kind of deviant behavior....(no that one didn't turn me on at all... i'm not particularly fond of biological waste..:beat: ) there's a website for everything or so i've heard... not sure i wanna go looking for it tho

[Darkthoughts]

No...you really don't to want to go there...if Chris links you to anything with the words "girls" and "cup" in it, turn off the computer immediately! :lol:

[Girlystevedave]

HA!
Jeez Im away for a little while and the sneezing thread has turned into the pooping thread. :rofl:

[Daghain]

As one of my friends likes to say, there IS a website for everything. If you Googled for people that like to have sex with goats that are on fire, the question would come back "long hair or short hair?" :lol:

[Sam]

Wow. There are some really fucked up puppies around. Poop tubes:onfire: :panic: :nope: :scared: :o

How bored do you have to be with your sex life to think this shit up? No pun intended.

I was going to say something about sneezing until I read that. AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

And I thought I had seen pretty much everything. Eight years I spent working in a prison and never saw or even HEARD of anything like that.

[razz]

Would the enjoyment of pooping be a defegasm?

Actually that reminds me of an article I read. There are, apparently, people that enjoy the feeling so much that they and a "buddy" take a tube and stick it up each others' ass...y'see...so they're standing back to back, connected to each others' rectums. Anyway, what they do is they both poop into the tube and they get their jollies by pushing the poop back and forth up into each other.

Now...I was fascinated by this. No, it doesn't turn me on and it isn't because of that 'auto accident' kind of curiosity. What interests me is the question of how two people that would be into this would find one another. Are there clubs? Do they put this in a personal ad? Does one walk up to someone in a bar and say, "Hey sweetcheeks, you wanna share a poop tube?"

This boggles the mind. Well...mine anyway.

:rofl:
that was good! somehow this kind of funny hurt more than falling off the roof.

[Bethany]

I suppose any release feels orgasmic to a certain extent. I would say, for me, at times peeing is more orgasmic.

i know the feeling well.

[Ves'Ka Gan]

Poop tube clubs....wow. The whole idea makes my skin crawl (and also makes me want to sit across the street from said club to see if anyone I know goes in...)

As for sneezing, I have near debilitating allergies. OTC stuff doesn't even begin to work for me, so I've had the kind of sneezing fits that make me feel like I am drowning because I can't inhale for all the rapid-fire sneezing I am doing. And since I'm not into auto-erotic asphysixation--sneezing is nowhere near orgasmic for me.

(How do you like that segue? From poop-tubes, back to sneezing and onto auto-erotic asphysixiation!)

[LadyHitchhiker]

Awwwwwww Ves'Ka I know how you feell with the whole sneezing thing...

[cozener]

yeah I get allergies too. I wouldn't say sneezing is orgasmic. I have heard that comparison too though. It is a release and I suppose it can feel good. I mean, it sucks when you're about to sneeze then, for whatever reason, it doesn't happen. Kinda like yawning.

[LadyHitchhiker]

You just made me yawn! Don't you know that's contagious??

[Girlystevedave]

Yeah...I just sneezed and it was GLORIOUS!

[fernandito]

5?

[Girlystevedave]

No, just 1....:(

[Girlystevedave]

I just lost my sneeze.....I feel so jipped. :arg:

[fernandito]

Punch your nose! :cyclops:

[Girlystevedave]

That was hours ago...I don't think it would help now. :lol:

:orely: Maybe I should assist the customers with their sneezes

[fernandito]

We both know you're going to take it a step further and use a baseball bat instead of your knuckle :rofl:

[Girlystevedave]

Oh, gimme credit. I'd never do that. I don't believe in using weapons.


I'd rather learn a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick :evil:

[Wuducynn]

Best...thread....ever!! :cool:

[The Lady of Shadows]

quick. it's the stealth poster. :excited:

[Erin]

You're so good lookin'!

(anyone else seen that Seinfield episode? :lol:)

[Girlystevedave]

Hell yeah...I remember that. :lol:

Sneezing always makes me think of two different movies:

Dogma: Loki waiting for a 'God Bless You' after he sneezes in the board room. (I always make that same face when no one says Bless You...and I usually mumble something under my breath)

Singles: Bridgette Fonda's character was always talking about how she wanted a man to say Bless You/Gesundheit to her. And there is the last scene in the elevator when she sneezes and Matt Dillon's character says Gesundheit to her.

[Girlystevedave]

I just did. And it was glorious.
It was all I hoped for and more.
:D

[Girlystevedave]

Aah...two in less that five minutes. Today is my lucky day. :D

[Brice]

Aah...two in less that five minutes. Today is my lucky day. :D


You mean your doctor didn't tell you no sneezing too. :P


If he only knew. :rofl:

[B Rag]

I wish my sneezes were that nice. I mean, some of them are, but then sometimes there's those ones that feel like your getting stabbed through the roof of the mouth and taking a hatchet to the crotch at the same time.

[fernandito]

I just sneezed 3 times in a row.


Should I punch my nose so that I can sneeze two more times?

[Brice]

Well, it's just gonna' drive you crazy until you sneeze in multiples of five, so...

:lol:

[Girlystevedave]

Aah...two in less that five minutes. Today is my lucky day. :D


You mean your doctor didn't tell you no sneezing too. :P


If he only knew. :rofl:

But it's all I've got!! **shakes fist :D


I just sneezed 3 times in a row.


Should I punch my nose so that I can sneeze two more times?

Do you even need to ask? :cyclops:

[Brice]

Aah...two in less that five minutes. Today is my lucky day. :D


You mean your doctor didn't tell you no sneezing too. :P


If he only knew. :rofl:

But it's all I've got!! **shakes fist :D


Maybe, you'll get lucky and having sneezing fits through your whole pregnancy. :lol:

[Girlystevedave]

:rofl:
Don't get my hopes up.

*runs to store to get black pepper :unsure:

[Brice]

*mails you a case* :rofl:

[Girlystevedave]

:lol:

*waits for package

[LadyHitchhiker]

I had forgotten about this thread!!!! LOL